Favorite Family Guy Line...

This post is in regard to my post trying to find a specific line from the show.

So, that sparked me to this. Some backstory: I've been working on a 10-15 minute funniest Family Guy line complalation to put on YouTube and share, as I have each season on DVD.

So, this will help me out, quote your favorite Family Guy line...or however many you want.

"You know you're a redneck when your gunrack has a gunrack on it" - Some Random guy in a closet when they move somewhere in the South.

Peter: "Ahh a bar mitzvah, thats perfect.... how much for one of those?"

Rabbi: "You cant just buy a bar mitzvah it requires lots of studies." --Episode: When you Wish upon a Weinstein

This is from the TV outage episode.

Fred: So he strangled him with his intestines while drowning him in the river!?!!? We must be dealing with one sixth son of a B****.

It was something like that.

Waiter: And who had the prime rib?

Peter: I haardly think thats any of your business!

Mother Tucker, Season 5

"Meg.....who let you back in?"VinnWaran16

Ha! Personal favorite.

oh man i have 3 one was whepeter said "i can say all 50 state names in a second" and the says"rawr" really quickly

another was when he was at that shelter or sumthin and the nurse asks him his name and he looks around the room to use a name as a fake and sees a pea, a tear and a griffin and says"pea...tear...griffin! dangit"

and lastly when meg like that nudest guy and then peter and lois become nude to make her feel good and quagmire walks in, sees lois, and then shutters(orgasm) and says u guys got a towel

lol there ya go

Hindu Guy: Peter, this dot represents where happiness and ecstacy enter the human form (something close to that)

Peter: A vagina?

Hindu Guy: Get out.

peter : DAMMIT MEG!

and another one is

blind peter : yeah my hand going down ur manly body... OMG ITS CHRIS!

"where all the white heads at?"

When Stewie said "Cool Hawhip."

peter as a kid: "why did all the dinosaurs die?"

tour guide: "because you touch yourself at night!"

peter as a kid: "why did all the dinosaurs die?"

tour guide: "because you touch yourself at night!"

shoeman12

Yes, that one is great.

Just Remembered: The entire Gary the No Trash Cougar scene.

"I didn't have gas for the first time until I was thirty."

Keep 'em coming!

I wish YouTbe would stop taking the clips down. I used to have like one hundred in my favorites.Cube_of_MooN

Yeah, I'll probably get mine taken off. It's just short really funny lines. Maybe I'll put it on Putfile/Google Video...

I know you FG fans have got more...

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]I wish YouTbe would stop taking the clips down. I used to have like one hundred in my favorites.UTXII

Yeah, I'll probably get mine taken off. It's just short really funny lines. Maybe I'll put it on Putfile/Google Video...

I know you FG fans have got more...

Google owns YouTube, so don't go there....

[QUOTE="UTXII"]

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]I wish YouTbe would stop taking the clips down. I used to have like one hundred in my favorites.Cube_of_MooN

Yeah, I'll probably get mine taken off. It's just short really funny lines. Maybe I'll put it on Putfile/Google Video...

I know you FG fans have got more...

Google owns YouTube, so don't go there....

Well, en't I in a pickle here? I dunno, I'll throw it on YouTube - see how long it lasts. I'll link you up when I'm done.

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"][QUOTE="UTXII"]

[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"]I wish YouTbe would stop taking the clips down. I used to have like one hundred in my favorites.UTXII

Yeah, I'll probably get mine taken off. It's just short really funny lines. Maybe I'll put it on Putfile/Google Video...

I know you FG fans have got more...

Google owns YouTube, so don't go there....

Well, en't I in a pickle here? I dunno, I'll throw it on YouTube - see how long it lasts. I'll link you up when I'm done.

ok ;)

I'll give it two weeks.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... whoa... whoa. Lois, this isn't my batman glass."

oh yeah how could i forget this one

chris-"what are blowholes for"

peter-"ill tell you when your older,and then youll know why i can never go back to seaworld"

^@ lazzordude

Great ones.... :lol:

Lois: Peter, can you please pass the butter?

Peter: Rawwwww. DAMNIT MEG *punches Meg*

He took steroids, and it was a flashback.

What's funny though, is no one likes Meg lol

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... whoa... whoa. Lois, this isn't my batman glass."

dgbeard45

Sorry if already posted.

Peter calls his boss:

I was in a plane crash, my entire family is dead, and I am a vegetable. See you on Monday.

To Joe - Peter: "How dare you! If you were a woman, I'd strike you."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... whoa... whoa. Lois, this isn't my batman glass."

dgbeard45

Stewie: "Thats some good OJ."

You know what ensues.

peter getting a job interview

boss"peter,what do you see yourself doing in 5 years

peters thoughts"dont say doing your wife"

peter"doing your..........son?"

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peter doing prank calls

peter"is your refigerator running"

guy"yeah"

peter"well if it is i bet it runs like you,very homosexually"

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peter"look officer there are 7 prostitutes"

cleveland"this is a shakedown,now you and 5 of those prostitutes get out"

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stewie"you hear the news meg.gay men can now get married.so now that there gone,why dont just give up.pack your bags cuz its game over for you"(not exact quote but pretty close)

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meg"wow mom this looks like my room"

louis"yeah exept all the trophies and pictures of friends"

"You know you're a redneck when your gunrack has a gunrack on it" - Some Random guy in a closet when they move somewhere in the South.

Aljosa23

Am I...Am I...supposed to draw the penis?

Am I...Am I...supposed to sculpt the penis?

Am I...Am I...supposed to conduct with my penis?

Am I...Am I...supposed to draw the penis?

Am I...Am I...supposed to sculpt the penis?

Am I...Am I...supposed to conduct with my penis?

PerilousWolf

LMAO I remember that one!

Am I...Am I...supposed to draw the penis?

Am I...Am I...supposed to sculpt the penis?

Am I...Am I...supposed to conduct with my penis?

PerilousWolf

^^^^^ One of my favorites.

Lois: "Peter, Stewie peed on the floor again."

Peter: "Do I... Do I hit him?"

I'd say anything with Ollie, but my favorites are.

Now is the winter of your discontent!

And the one from the episode with Lois's brother, Lois calls her father and he says something like
Hello sweety, did I miss your piano recital?
No dad I'm in my fourties.
Good God.