Favorite Simpsons quote?

Mine is "HA HA!!" by Nelson.hydralisk86

Definitely this.

"No TV and no beer make homer a something something"SnappyService

because 'the Sturgeon General says you're not supposed to'. 'A sturgeon is a fish,' says Lisa. 'And a very wise fish he is,' Homer replies

How cna I forget the Grandpa quotes? "This was back in ninteen dickety-six. We had to use dickety because the Kaiser had stolen the word twenty."

"Back then we used to take the ferry to Ogdenville. It costs two bees. Back in those days, nickels had the pictures of bees on them. Five bees for a quarter, we'd say."

HOMER: Marge..I need...what's the metal dohickey to dig food?

MARGE: a spoon?

HOMER: ya ya!

[QUOTE="SnappyService"]"No TV and no beer make homer a something something"adv_tr00per

Willie: *Gasp* "You have the Shinning!"

Bart: "Don't you mean 'the Shining?'"

Willie: "SHH! Do you wanna get sued?!"

"When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house!"

Probably my favorite Simpsons episode.

Homer: I have a great way to solve our money woes. You rent your
womb to a rich childless couple. If you agree, signify by getting indignant.
Marge: Are you crazy? I'm not going to be a surrogate mother.
Homer: C'mon, Marge, we're a team. It's uter-US, not uter-YOU.

Cop: Are you crazy or just senile?
Grandpa Simpson: A little from column A, a little from column B.

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

I like the one where the family is watching the televison nightboat.

Oh! Thought of another one. Might not be word-for-word, but it's something like this.

Skinner: Good Gravy!

Cafeteria Chef: Oh, thank you. It's just brown and water.

"Wait, you didn't find out how World War II ended...We won!"

"Yeaaaaaaahh!!! USA, USA!"

"Now I'm afraid what we have here is an advanced case of hypochondria, and there's only one known cure, a wowipop!"

"Don't patronize me."

Homer: Hey, we saved your ass in World War II!

Lisa's English boyfriend: Well, we saved your ass in World War III.

Homer: That's true.

"See, I told you Krusty would come! He's going to bring us food, and water, and smite our enemies!"

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Bart: Go orange!
Nelson: Go grapefruit!
Ralph: Go Banana!

Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

"Da Bus"

Nelson: "Hey Simpson race ya"

Bart: "First one to the front of the bus wins Martin's lunch money"

Bart: "Go apple"

Nelson: "Go orange"

Ralph: "Go banana"

Which they have remixed techno style - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnop5Cnzt6M

"Duffman can't breathe! OH NOOO!"

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Captain: Did I mention this was the ship of... Lost Souls?!

Homer: Yeah you kinda did.

Captain: Yarrrggh... Yarrgh.

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Otto: Spell ACDC!

Lisa: A-C-D-C!

Otto: Wrong! You forgot the lightning bolt!

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Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

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Burns: Simpson, eh?

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SO MANY. All my proper favourites I can't think of right now :(

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Theokhoth

Love the Grandpaisms. "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!"

"Homer, did you learn something from this experience?"

"Yes, god is vengeful. Oh smiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!"

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

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Homer: I'll deal with those murderous trolls.

Bart: what?

Homer: I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls.

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Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.

Homer: Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Marge: It's NOT Batman.

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Here's a long one but great

Lou: I went to the McDonald's over in Shelbyville the other day.

Wiggum: The Mc-what?

Lou: Yeah, I never heard of it either but they say they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.

Eddie: Hmm... Must've sprung up over night.

Lou: But you know, it's the little differences.

Wiggum: Example.

Lou: Well, at a McDonald's you can get a Krusty Burger with cheese. But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.

Wiggum: Get out. What do they call it?

Lou: A "Quarter Pounder" with cheese.

Wiggum: "Quarter Pounder" with cheese? Well, I can see the cheese but? do they have Krusty's "Partially Gelatinated, Non-Dairy, Gum-Based Beverages"?

Lou: Yeah, they call them "shakes."

Eddie: Huh. "Shakes." You don't know what you're gettin'.

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.

Lindsosaurus

Ha its "Amnesia Ray" but still an awesome quote

Grampa: The Swedish are coming! The Swedish are coming!

[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.

JetLag123

Ha its "Amnesia Ray" but still an awesome quote

Yes, one of Burns' best.

"We'll find an island and start our own country. There, that one has freedom written all over it."

"Sir, that's Communist Cuba."

"Take us down, Smithers!"

"You're driving the plane, sir."

"Excellent."

"I have to go practice with Ned."

"But Marge, what about desert?"

"OH, Homer, you can open your own pudding!"

"Alright I will! AH! Now my pudding's trapped forever!"

[QUOTE="Lindsosaurus"]

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.

JetLag123

Ha its "Amnesia Ray" but still an awesome quote

haha I knew that didnt sound right but I was too lazy to go look it up.

Another one of my favorites is this. Quoting it doesnt do it justice.

Also, Krusty: Lets just say it moved me. To a bigger house! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

Mine is "HA HA!!" by Nelson.hydralisk86

i was just about to say this:D

SKINNER: Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.

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BURNS: (singing) I was strolling through the gas one day.

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HOMER: Well, he might have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
MARGE: What's that?
HOMER: (pause) A dinosaur.

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HOMER: We'd like to dedicate this next song to one heck of a lady. She's 100 years old, and she weighs over 200 tonnes.
MAN: (screaming) This enormous woman will devour us all! ARGH! (jumps overboard)
HOMER: Uhh, I meant the statue.

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(gate opens)
BOY: Alriiiight! I've been waiting nine years to get my frisbee back!
(gate closes. boy throws frisbee. it goes over the gate again)
BOY: Awww!

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LISA: Good news everyone! You don't have to eat meat, I made enough gaspacho for all.
(everyone is confused)
LISA: It's tomato soup, served ice cold!
(everyone laughs)
BARNEY: Go back to Russia!

Willy:

"My retirement grease!!!! No!!!"

Homer: I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T... I mean S-M-A-R-T