Fellas, When You Go To The Toilet . . .

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#51 xsynth
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Urinals. Gotta have a bit of a laugh when someone walks in while your going and gets uncomfortable and hides away in a stall (even if there's no one else and could have a 2-3 person gap). Seriously guys, people don't look as often as you think. We all got one
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#52 Chevolutionary
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I really don't know why I've read this entire thread. Urinals by the way.
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#53 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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Depends on what needs to be done.

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#54 WhiteKnight77
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I wonder how many of the guys in this thread that urinate in a stall actually lift the seat prior to using the toilet? Also, if you are using a urinal and are getting liquids on yourself, you are doing it wrong. Standing further away invites more splashback, thus more on yourself.

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#55 YoshiYogurt
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Stalls, I like my privacy.
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#56 fred1712
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Urinals. Quicker, easier. Plus, I don't want to take any chances that someone took a dump in the toilet and didn't flush.

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#57 DaJuicyMan
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I really have no problem pissing in the urinals, don't know why there's so much paranoia...

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#58 SpikeyAss777
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I find it really uncomfortable using the urinals. I don't know why though

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#59 Mega-Mustaine
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Stalls. I have no choice in this matter.

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#60 lightleggy
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stalls, I only go to urinals if there aint no one.
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#61 Lost-Memory
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Urinals. Im not afriad of someone seeing what I got. They'd just get jealous. xD
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#62 wis3boi
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where are the floor and pants options :I xD

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#63 JasonDarksavior
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Wow... I though the poll would get a one-sided answer but it's actually pretty equal now... lol
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#64 mrbojangles25
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stalls, always

urinals tend to splash me, which means I have to restrict the flow, and frankly that is just not comfortable.

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#65 IcyToasters
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Usually urinals.

I should stop though, because the potential for splashback is stupidly high.
"Pee at the little picture of a bee"
That makes it worse.

On the upside it's a kegal excercise to restrict flow and prevent splashback.

edit: It might've just been the urinals in my highschool that splashed me....

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#66 WhiteKnight77
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stalls, always

urinals tend to splash me, which means I have to restrict the flow, and frankly that is just not comfortable.

mrbojangles25

As I stated earlier, if you are getting splashed at a urinal, you are doing it wrong.

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#67 turtlethetaffer
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If I need number one, then stalls. Number 2 is urinals.

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#68 bbkkristian
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Depends on where I'm at. If I'm at home, I'm sittin' down. But if I'm in town, the urinal is my choice.
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#69 SPYDER0416
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I like to pee in private, but I'm not too shy. I'll use a urinal if only because I'm too lazy to manually flush a non auto flush toilet that probably has germs on the handle.

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#70 IcyToasters
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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

stalls, always

urinals tend to splash me, which means I have to restrict the flow, and frankly that is just not comfortable.

WhiteKnight77

As I stated earlier, if you are getting splashed at a urinal, you are doing it wrong.

What do I do?! :cry:

Actually, I don't really have a problem with any urinal, except the ones that my highschool had.

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#71 WhiteKnight77
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[QUOTE="WhiteKnight77"]

[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

stalls, always

urinals tend to splash me, which means I have to restrict the flow, and frankly that is just not comfortable.

IcyToasters

As I stated earlier, if you are getting splashed at a urinal, you are doing it wrong.

What do I do?! :cry:

Actually, I don't really have a problem with any urinal, except the ones that my highschool had.

Actually, urinating is a lesson in physics. Take a pitcher of water. Pour it from 3 feet up. What happens? Now pour that same pitcher of water from a foot. What happens then? Mythbusters busted a myth about getting killed by urinating on the 3rd rail of an elevated train/subway line. It can't happen due to what happens. The stream breaks up. Same with at a urinal. The breaking up is what causes the splashing. How do you keep it from splashing?

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#72 mems_1224
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stalls every time
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#73 mrbojangles25
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[QUOTE="IcyToasters"]

[QUOTE="WhiteKnight77"]

As I stated earlier, if you are getting splashed at a urinal, you are doing it wrong.

WhiteKnight77

What do I do?! :cry:

Actually, I don't really have a problem with any urinal, except the ones that my highschool had.

Actually, urinating is a lesson in physics. Take a pitcher of water. Pour it from 3 feet up. What happens? Now pour that same pitcher of water from a foot. What happens then? Mythbusters busted a myth about getting killed by urinating on the 3rd rail of an elevated train/subway line. It can't happen due to what happens. The stream breaks up. Same with at a urinal. The breaking up is what causes the splashing. How do you keep it from splashing?

I dont buy that for a second, because urine comes out under pressure. Its not simply falling out of your pecker like water falls from a pitcher. Whether from 20 feet or 1 foot its going to hit that urinal with the same pressure.

also, getting closer to a urinal isnt my idea of sanitary.

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#74 arad96
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Urinals. I don't see why someone would feel uncomfortable using them.

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#75 mrbojangles25
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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

stalls, always

urinals tend to splash me, which means I have to restrict the flow, and frankly that is just not comfortable.

WhiteKnight77

As I stated earlier, if you are getting splashed at a urinal, you are doing it wrong.

nobody took me by the pecker and said "Boy, this is how you piss" :|

well, there was that one guy...

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#76 danjammer69
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I used to use urinals.

But for those that do, look at your shoes when you are done. Those sprinkles/backsplash go everywhere no matter your aim.

Seriously, thats gross

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[QUOTE="WhiteKnight77"]

[QUOTE="IcyToasters"]

What do I do?! :cry:

Actually, I don't really have a problem with any urinal, except the ones that my highschool had.

mrbojangles25

Actually, urinating is a lesson in physics. Take a pitcher of water. Pour it from 3 feet up. What happens? Now pour that same pitcher of water from a foot. What happens then? Mythbusters busted a myth about getting killed by urinating on the 3rd rail of an elevated train/subway line. It can't happen due to what happens. The stream breaks up. Same with at a urinal. The breaking up is what causes the splashing. How do you keep it from splashing?

I dont buy that for a second, because urine comes out under pressure. Its not simply falling out of your pecker like water falls from a pitcher. Whether from 20 feet or 1 foot its going to hit that urinal with the same pressure.

also, getting closer to a urinal isnt my idea of sanitary.

I'd prefer to stand closer than use in a stall. It is a very rare occurrence when I walk into a stall and there isn't either piss all over the floor or unflushed waste in the toilet.
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#78 The-Tree
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Stalls, I don't know why, but I developed a urinal shyness about 2 years ago after watching Avatar.

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#79 deathtarget04
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[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"][QUOTE="JasonDarksavior"] Wait ... You sit down to urinate? KnightSkull

that thought is somewhat disturbing for a guy

Maybe for some reason he doesn't know guys can stand doing it...

I only sit for a piss when I'm super drunk cause I can barely stand up and will probably miss.

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#80 JusticeFromSeed
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I got nothin to hide. Urinal it is.

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#81 BuryMe
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I always sit. So stalls.

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#82 RIDUltraMagnus
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I try to use a urinal whenever possible, as it saves time and is less of a hassle. The downside is the power modulation required to prevent splashback.
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#83 chrisrooR
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Urinals....Why would you want to make contact with a grimey public toilet seat if you don't have to?
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#84 sailor232
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Stalls, I like to wipe afterwards.

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#85 Gisen
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I stan as far away from the urinal as possible and pee....if you got it, flaunt it! =p In all seriousness, if there is someone else using a urinal I will use a stall.

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#86 WhiteKnight77
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Stalls, I like to wipe afterwards.

sailor232

Ummmmmm, if you have male parts, why are you wiping? My bet is that you do not have any male parts whatsoever though with your reply.

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#87 JustPlainLucas
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Stalls. I'm shy, what can I say?
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#88 CommanderShiro
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Urinals if not crowded.

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#89 WhiteKnight77
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I'd prefer to stand closer than use in a stall. It is a very rare occurrence when I walk into a stall and there isn't either piss all over the floor or unflushed waste in the toilet.stanleycup98

I have seen urine everywhere in bathrooms whether it be at a stall or urinal. Everyone dribbles and splashes everywhere. Whether something is under pressure or not, does not matter, if the stream breaks up, splattering will result. I always wonder what people's restrooms at home look like and if urine is everywhere as it is in a public restroom.

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#90 WSGRandomPerson
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Stalls, at all times.
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#91 JustPlainLucas
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I have seen urine everywhere in bathrooms whether it be at a stall or urinal. Everyone dribbles and splashes everywhere. Whether something is under pressure or not, does not matter, if the stream breaks up, splattering will result. I always wonder what people's restrooms at home look like and if urine is everywhere as it is in a public restroom.

WhiteKnight77
Yes, but the thing is, a person will most likely clean up after themselves in their own home, whereas they'll just leave it in public, because they feel no responsibility.
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#92 Ghost_702
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It depends if there are wall separators between the urinals. If there aren't any, I just go in a stall. If there are, then I just use the urinal. I don't need anyone looking at my junk, whether it be directly or through peripheral vision.
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#93 campzor
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stalls..dont like weirdos looking over.
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#94 AmazonTreeBoa
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Hey OT Guys,

When you go to the toilet do you go in the urinal or the stalls?

JasonDarksavior

Your title and question have me confused. How can I go to the toilet unless I go to the stall? I see no reason for the poll. I wouldn't be going to the toilet if I went to the urinal.

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#95 IcyToasters
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Actually, urinating is a lesson in physics. Take a pitcher of water. Pour it from 3 feet up. What happens? Now pour that same pitcher of water from a foot. What happens then? Mythbusters busted a myth about getting killed by urinating on the 3rd rail of an elevated train/subway line. It can't happen due to what happens. The stream breaks up. Same with at a urinal. The breaking up is what causes the splashing. How do you keep it from splashing?

WhiteKnight77

I don't want to be closer D: Especially when people leave their pubes all over the urinals (seriously, how does that even happen?!)

Ehhhh. I'll just pee in the sink, making an arc going over and into the drain.

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#96 The_Gaming_Baby
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When I go to the toilet I like to use an actual toilet

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#97 halo3-player
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Urinals, never use a stall.
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#98 lexika
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I have to use the stalls, there are no urinals in the girl's bathroom. :P
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#99 awesomeface
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If I'm alone and it's #1 I'll use the urinal. I can't pee when other people are present.
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#100 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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Urinals for both #1 and#2