To be perfectly honest, every film needs more Bruce Campbell.
Land of the Lost wouldn't have flopped if it was Bruce Campbell instead of Will Ferrel in the lead role.
If Bruce Campbell was in Avatar, it wouldn't have grossed 2.7 billion dollars. It would have grossed ALL of the money in the world.
Psycho would have outgrossed Gone with the Wind if it starred a two-year old Bruce Campbell.
Orson Welles should have built a time machine so that Bruce Campbell could travel back to 1941 and star in Citizen Kane.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen's RottenTomatoes score wouldn't have been 20% if it starred Bruce Campbell. It would have been 200%. Now you may be thinking "wait, it's impossible for more than 100% of the critics to give a film a positive review". It's true, critics have to follow the laws of reality, but reality follows the laws of Bruce Campbell.
My Name is Bruce needed more Bruce Campbell. He wasn't in every frame of the film. That is an unsatisfactory amount of Bruce Campbell.
Bruce Campbell not starring in enough films is the reason that the dinosaurs died. That's right. The lack of Bruce Campbell in many films was bad enough that it changed history. We'd all be dinosauroids if Bruce Campbell had starred in more films.
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