First date with my latina target

Hi guys, I'm 24 years old. I'm gonna eat with my target in only 2 hours. I have to choose between to eat "KFC" or "Burger King" What do you suggest? Thanks for your help.

Instead of asking us I'd recommend asking your "target" what she would prefer to eat.

What the hell?

Don't act like you don't expect these kinds of threads.

@-Fromage-: O_O

Poor troll thread

Mace?

You'll like get that if she finds out you've called her your target.

Amazing thread

@-Fromage-: nah, man, that comes off as weak. Plus, if we're being honest, she'll probably say, "I don't know".

Those places are way too classy to be going for a first date. I think the guy will probably think you're rich taking him there.

I thought to what a "target" is,was a woman,not a man??lol.I don't know myself,does "target" mean a man or can it be considered a woman as well?Or either one? Can someone clarify??

Well the choice is either Burger King or KFC, so he's far beyond trying to impress anyone.

@brimmul777: I took "target" as the object of affection of a registered sex crime offender and stalker. I was assuming he/she has never met the poster above and he has noticed this person frequents both KFC and Burger King and is planning his move.

@thegreatfrench: Since it's been 5 hours we expect an update on how it went

@Sandulf29: It might be prudent to let the authorities know something is going down.

The target is unconscious and restrained in the trunk of OP's car.

22 posts? Troll account.

SUMMON ZEE BAHN HAMMA'!!!

@-Fromage-: Haha, true true

right? Calling a date a "target". Sounds like...tactical rape.

Dude: "Target spotting, initiating 'can I buy you a drink' mode"
Wingman: "Roger that. Recommend a roofie maneuver"
Dude: "Confirmed. Performing roofie in 3...2...1...done"
Wingman: "Well executed, Foxtrot, prepare penis for entry and reentry and reentry. Bring it on home, you're 5-by-5"

@-Fromage-: I couldn't ask her because it was a surprise. But one thing is certain, never eat the cheese "fromage" to first date. haaa haaaa

@brimmul777: Tranny

I'd go KFC but make sure it's one of those KFCs that has Pizza Hut and Taco Bell combined in case the "target" isn't feelin chicken

@byof_america: I'm agree with you.

@Skarwolf: Lol you know to first date, you shouldn't go in a great restaurant 4 *. You just got to be yourself. And you know what? We ate so many chickens to KFC and trust me, she is full for a week.

@Sandulf29: If you want to know, we ate so many chickens to KFC, actually we are always full. After our food, I wanted to go home with her but this mexican girl didn't want to. I was furious because I paid the KFC to results. I went home alone, I deleted her telephone number. But no problem I have a plan B with another girl.

No to both places. Take your target to McDonald's. You'll think me later.

Your target will enjoy eating McDonald's and the more She/he will love it, the fatter your target becomes. Gotta love those Latina when there fat.

Hence the need for a fine dining establishment that also has a drive-through. He certainly wouldn't want his "target" signaling anyone inside.

On a serious note OP, you sound like a confident stand up guy. I think next time skip the restaurants all together and just serve her up a can of Toad's cream-chipped beef corned beef combo can. If KFC had her full for a week, this ought to fill her gullet for a month!

https://youtu.be/8j9ZSiWVqZc?t=22

@thegreatfrench: I didn't say that you are gay, I merly said, she/he. You didn't say she/her in your thread. And I wasn't judging you for that matter so your okay in my books.

TC, can you post picture of your latina g.f?

On topic, take her to the eatery where she wishes to eat :)

maybe you didn't get laid because you took her to KFC. reasonable.

maybe she wants to cook something for you, thats what girls always try to get me in bed ...

I hope this is a joke thread, because I would never take a girl there for a first date... At least go to an Olive Garden. It's the fakest "Italian" restaurant, but most people don't know that.

@BabyPulpFiction: Everyone knows the key to a girls heart is an endless supply of chicken.

@SexyJazzCat: It's actually video games but you were close bro

I'm just glad a police report was not necessary. Better luck next time.... I think?

@itstotallymike: "I'd go KFC but make sure it's one of those KFCs that has Pizza Hut and Taco Bell combined in case the "target" isn't feelin chicken"

The last time I saw a KFC/Taco Bell combo was way back in the 90s.

No.

I thought chicas liked 'eating out', hence the OPs desire to learn where the best places to 'eat out' are.

Ain't no sane woman ever dislike KFC.

The choice is clear.

Latina chicks love the KFC. Take her out to do squats later. You'll thank me.

Put your finger in her butt.

Eat the target next time.

were does this come from ?

?????

Why do you need a picture?

I seriously Hope you understood the Joke :)

That just creepy calling her your target. Sounds like your a rapist and probably spike her drink.

@indzman: Hi, I can't post picture of this latina, I haven't got her Facebook or Instagram, it was our frist date. It's not my girlfriend and I'm not talking to this idiot because she doesn't want to go in my home after our food. I paid KFC for nothing.

@senses_fail_06: I'm ok with you. The choice is clear.