Flirt with a member of the opposite sex (and post the response here)

Go to facebook, start a chat with whoever is online, tell him/her

"You are like a bear, you make my life bearable"

Then post the response here :)

Me: Hey

Her: Have my babies! XD

Me: Hey. Your cute

Her::oops:

Me: LOL jk

Damn, no one on but fat chicks.

its 5 in the morning here,

go on facebook, no one on

go on msn, 1 girl on, ask her if shes there. no respond.

My gf is away right now... But im still not stupid enough to do this.

me : i'll do unspeakable things to your body

her : DAD WTF???

Me:Hey

Her:hey

Me: there is something I need to tell you

Her: What

Me:....I have strong feelings for you Tina, and I just really want to be with you, and just being around you makes me happy. My emotions for you are like a river, endless and flowing, it burns with a raidiance of a thousand suns. Nothing can compare t the beauty of your smile. I wasnt to know if you share these feelings for me and want to go to prom?

*Tina is offline*

It didn't go well TC!

Me:Hey

Her:hey

Me: there is something I need to tell you

Her: What

Me:....I have strong feelings for you Tina, and I just really want to be with you, and just being around you makes me happy. My emotions for you are like a river, endless and flowing, it burns with a raidiance of a thousand suns. Nothing can compare t the beauty of your smile. I wasnt to know if you share these feelings for me and want to go to prom?

*Tina is offline*

Derp_over9000

So you two going to the prom???

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Me:Hey

Her:hey

Me: there is something I need to tell you

Her: What

Me:....I have strong feelings for you Tina, and I just really want to be with you, and just being around you makes me happy. My emotions for you are like a river, endless and flowing, it burns with a raidiance of a thousand suns. Nothing can compare t the beauty of your smile. I wasnt to know if you share these feelings for me and want to go to prom?

*Tina is offline*

Fundai

So you two going to the prom???

Me: You are like a bear, you make my life bearable.

Him: Awwww so sweet =]

Lol.

My sister just called me a creep. :?

12:13am

yo babe whats good

hi puppyyloo

what you up to??

I made a tumblr and i have the flu

aww lemme takey o0ur flue away

pwease

jk sick as fuh* tumblr is lame

it is nooot i mean

its kind of cool

yeah

you makei t cool

< 3

Me: You complete me

Her: OMG I think I love you

Me: Don't forget to include a pic of you in a bikini

Her: I'm makin a press kit not a porn kit >_>.....

:|

Me:Hey

Her:hey

Me: there is something I need to tell you

Her: What

Me:....I have strong feelings for you Tina, and I just really want to be with you, and just being around you makes me happy. My emotions for you are like a river, endless and flowing, it burns with a raidiance of a thousand suns. Nothing can compare t the beauty of your smile. I wasnt to know if you share these feelings for me and want to go to prom?

*Tina is offline*

It didn't go well TC!

Derp_over9000

its your own fault for not following TC introductions, he specifically told you to say the bear line.

Me: You are like a bear, you make my life bearable. Her: That doesn't make any sense lol.Yagr_Zero

Ya babe, ya get what me is saying woman. :)

3:09 AM - Me: Youre like a bear, you make my life bearable.

3:09 AM - XXX: wonderful!

3:10 AM - XXX: but

3:10 AM - XXXX: i was just leaving, its bed time lol

3:10 AM - Me: good.

3:10 AM - Me: let my sweet words be the last thing you hear.

3:10 AM - XXX hahaha

3:10 AM - XXX: night :)

Well it made her go to bed. That's what we want right? Them in bed?

il do it tonight in person that way i get to see theyre facial expression :'P.

That'd be somewhat odd since my profile picture on facebook is this

My sister just called me a creep. :?

coolbeans90

Me: Hey baby!

Her: Oh my gawd... you're so hot I want to have your bay... oh it's you. I'm like, not in or something. Try again later.

Me - Wanna have sex?

Her - really?

Me - sure

her - ok

MSN..names hiddeen to hide the fakeness

Me:hey

Her:heey

Me:You are like a bear,you make my life bearable

Her:ahahaha wtff

Me:lol i dunno

Me: You are like a bear, you make my life bearable

Her:aw

Me: :DWanna have my babies now?

Her:haha OH wait, I hate people now

Her: haha but of course we should have some fantastic chill'enz

This is my friend who dresses in drag and has a facebook page for his dragqueen persona... but I guess we could consider this a success?

ME: You're like a bear, you make my life bearable

Him: Awwwwwwww

me : i'll do unspeakable things to your body

her : DAD WTF???

mAArdman

Gentlemen! We have found the winner of the thread!

Me: Remember when I told you I'd spank you earlier today?

Her: Yeah lol

Me: I was serious..

*no response*

I don't have much people on fb I hardly use that account so I'll just use msn

Okay....

Me: Yo christie I have something to tell you

Her: Hm? What is it?

Me: You're like my bear you make my life bearable :)

Her: This is Christie's dad I'm looking through some news and she left her msn open,

Me: Oh god! Sorry I didn't intend it that way :|

Her: Haha no problem she's getting dressed she'll pick you up in a while

Me: Oh thanks again sorry

Me: I need to ask sir, what are your thoughts on that line?

Her: In all these years I've heard all kind of s***but I must say son I am dissapointed

I don't have much people on fb I hardly use that account so I'll just use msn

Okay....

Me: Yo christie I have something to tell you

Her: Hm? What is it?

Me: You're like my bear you make my life bearable :)

Her: This is Christie's dad I'm looking through some news and she left her msn open,

Me: Oh god! Sorry I didn't intend it that way :|

Her: Haha no problem she's getting dressed she'll pick you up in a while

Me: Oh thanks again sorry

Me: I need to ask sir, what are your thoughts on that line?

Her: In all these years I've heard all kind of s***but I must say son I am dissapointed

Darthkaiser

She came.clayron

me: ill take 1 sandwich Her: *****darkfox101

hahah effing hilarious

Does it have to be on facebook? I was all psyched up about flirting with someone IRL. Elraptor

There aren't any women-folk online!

Smooth.

i did it yesterday to some dude he just laughed :'P but fb response from some other dude was better

me: you are like a bear, you make my life bearable :P

him:hahahaha wna go straight for the pickup lines after this as well? :P

and im only a bear bcos im large and furry.

and im only a bear bcos im large and furry.

BlindBluMonstah

had me fooled