Flirt with a member of the opposite sex (and post the response here)

Me: You're like a bear. You make my life bearable.

My dog: Looks away and starts whining. :shock:

Me: Thou be like a bear for thou makes my existance bearable.

Her:.....

Diana is offline.

I guess it worked :)

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"]

and im only a bear bcos im large and furry.

flordeceres

had me fooled

I have a question.What does the quote actually mean?:|

Me: You are like a bear, you make my life unbearable.

Her: Excuse me?

Me: Oh sorry I think I was supposed to say bearable can I have another chance.

/chat

Me:Hey

Her:hey

Me: there is something I need to tell you

Her: What

Me:....I have strong feelings for you Tina, and I just really want to be with you, and just being around you makes me happy. My emotions for you are like a river, endless and flowing, it burns with a raidiance of a thousand suns. Nothing can compare t the beauty of your smile. I wasnt to know if you share these feelings for me and want to go to prom?

*Tina is offline*

It didn't go well TC!

Derp_over9000

They replied with a picture of a very naked, very hairy man.

[QUOTE="Derp_over9000"]

Me:Hey

Her:hey

Me: there is something I need to tell you

Her: What

Me:....I have strong feelings for you Tina, and I just really want to be with you, and just being around you makes me happy. My emotions for you are like a river, endless and flowing, it burns with a raidiance of a thousand suns. Nothing can compare t the beauty of your smile. I wasnt to know if you share these feelings for me and want to go to prom?

*Tina is offline*

It didn't go well TC!

shadowkiller11

[QUOTE="CoolSkAGuy"]Me: Hey I want to tell you something Her: What is it? Me: I've kinda had a thing for you for a long time, I've just been to shy to say it upfront. Her: here is my # -------, take me out tonight ok? Either way I got a date tonight cuz of this thread XDJandurin

Note: Explicit Language

I'm the Aid during 3rd period of my school (I file and give out tardys lol)

anyway This guy gave me his number instead of his Student #

and We were flirting back and forth.

does that count? Idon't have a face book so I can't do what the OP asked

They replied with a picture of a very naked, very hairy man.

Baconbits2004

yeah no..girls think of me as a stalker already...

They replied with a picture of a very naked, very hairy man.

Baconbits2004

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

They replied with a picture of a very naked, very hairy man.

xaos

[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

They replied with a picture of a very naked, very hairy man.

Baconbits2004

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="xaos"] I'm a member of the opposite sex? :oMrEnvelope

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="xaos"] I'm a member of the opposite sex? :oMrEnvelope

Me: Only a great girl makes sandwiches.

She: ...

My gf is away right now... But im still not stupid enough to do this.

Fundai

C'mon, do it in such a way that she'll never find out. J/p :D

I'm Omegling it up:

You: Male?

Stranger: Yee

You: You are like a bear, you make my life bearable!

Stranger: Wow haha

You: Care to expand on that?

Stranger: idk do you have fb

You: *sigh*

You have disconnected.

Edit: :lol: Goddamn I could do this all night!

I'm doing it wrong, but I put that as my facebook status and addressed it to all the women of facebook.

FAIL

I'm doing it wrong, but I put that as my facebook status and addressed it to all the women of facebook.

FAIL

yokofox33

I went looking for a bear, and I met a tiny werewolf! :)

I'm Omegling it up:

MissLibrarian

You: You are like a bear, you make my life bearable.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's happened too many times in a row now. v.v

[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"]

I'm Omegling it up:

DigitalExile

Damn I wish we'd met by chance and told each other we were both like bears! :lol:

You need to check that they're girls first! Has to be a member of the opposite sex remember.

Me: You are like a bear. You make my life bearable.

Her: I thought you said you rowed crew

Me: Nah, nah, baby. I said I wrote for the 2 Live Crew. But they kicked me out 'cause my lyrics was too abrasive.

Her: What were you talking to my father about the other night.

Me: I wasn't listening to him, baby. I was stealing his wallet.

Her: Oh, Kip. I'm so sorry I didn't believe you before. I should have seen right through that thin charade. Hey, let's go someplace and GET BUSY.

Me: Yesssss ma'am.

Me: You are like a bear.

Her: :o grrrr?

Me: Yeah - you make my life bearable.

Her: *giggles*

Me: Am I in, or am I in? : D

Her: *kisses your nose* you're in babe, you're in.

Sweet - now this would be cooler if we hadn't already been dating for 2 and a half years!

Me: You are like a bear, you make my life bearable.

Friend: Max, I just want you to know... that was unacceptable.

Shot down immediatly. :(

Me: You are like a bear. You make my life bearable.

Her: I thought you said you rowed crew

Me: Nah, nah, baby. I said I wrote for the 2 Live Crew. But they kicked me out 'cause my lyrics was too abrasive.

Her: What were you talking to my father about the other night.

Me: I wasn't listening to him, baby. I was stealing his wallet.

Her: Oh, Kip. I'm so sorry I didn't believe you before. I should have seen right through that thin charade. Hey, let's go someplace and GET BUSY.

Me: Yesssss ma'am.

BMD004

me : i'll do unspeakable things to your body

her : DAD WTF???

mAArdman

Her: Miiissshhh yooou

Me: You're like a bear. You make my life bearable.

Her: lol thanks Hey are you still coming over wednesday?

Does it count if we already had plans?

Me: You are like a bear, you make my life bearable.

Friend: Max, I just want you to know... that was unacceptable.

Shot down immediatly. :(

Guppy507

Me too bro, me too

[QUOTE="MrEnvelope"]

Go to facebook, start a chat with whoever is online, tell him/her

"You are like a bear, you make my life bearable"

[QUOTE="DigitalExile"]

[QUOTE="MissLibrarian"]

I'm Omegling it up:

MissLibrarian

Damn I wish we'd met by chance and told each other we were both like bears! :lol:

You need to check that they're girls first! Has to be a member of the opposite sex remember.

Me: You are like a bear. You make my life bearable.

Her: I thought you said you rowed crew

Me: Nah, nah, baby. I said I wrote for the 2 Live Crew. But they kicked me out 'cause my lyrics was too abrasive.

Her: What were you talking to my father about the other night.

Me: I wasn't listening to him, baby. I was stealing his wallet.

Her: Oh, Kip. I'm so sorry I didn't believe you before. I should have seen right through that thin charade. Hey, let's go someplace and GET BUSY.

Me: Yesssss ma'am.

BMD004

this is now my favorite activity.

Me: You are like a bear. You make my life bearable =P

GF: Lmdo how cute :)