Friend got owned by a Marine

It was lunch time and me and a few friends were standing behind this station where these Marines had come for the day and try to recruit. My friend, being the dumbass he is who craves attention, says "**** Marines" and "Marines are *****es". Just then a Marine recruiter who is in his uniform walks up to us and asks us if we were planning on joining the Marines. My freind then tells him that he already recruited to the Navy and that Navy was a lot better than the Marines. The Marines then walks up to his face and tells him that "the Navy is full of a bunch of ****ing over-glorified ****ies who don't hold a match to what the Marines go through". He then points to my friend's fat stomach and says that "he's in perfect shape for the Navy, but if he joined the Marines the only thing he could be useful for is as a mop for the **** covered tiolets". Before leaving he says that if my friend does join the Navy he "better bring a bottle of vasaline since he's going to spend months on a boat with a bunch of people who call themselves seamen".

After the Marine walks away and my friend looks like he's about to cry, I am literally cracking up for 5 minutes straight. But did the Marine take it too far, I mean he is in a school enviroment or did my friend deserve it.

It doesn't matter what your friend said to that Marine, that Marine is suppose to have discipline and not fall to those standards. That is totally unprofessional and he was just trying to act like a badass to a bunch of school kids like most of them do.. I'm an Army veteran and I seen plenty of this.. they are getting a load of undisciplined soldiers now that they will accept just about anyone right now.. the armed forces have lowered their standards drastically..

Also I want to add that he was mainly ripping on the Navy, not the kid. They bash other armed forces all the time. He's a Marine and he must have forgot that the Navy is his ride to wherever they get deployed so he is on the same ship as all those "seamen"..

**** mang he deserved it P_unit_131

It doesn't matter, the scary then is that we're sending these people to foreign nations, I mean if he acted like that on American soil, on a public school to a US citizen, just think what he'd do a Muslim in the Middle East.

FakeDivergeUnify

I swear this is real and I didn't change a word my friend and the Marine said.

Mariens>Army>Airforce>your friend>Navy. Yeah, Navy sucks that much.plague32390

Yeah and the funny the thing is.. the marine corps are naval corps. The C.O of the marine corps. Is the navy admiral. There's a reason the marines medallion is a ships anchor and they are called marines. Sailor marine, marine sailor.

Some people are so stupid. Because without a navy you may as well not have a military. The navy has the deployment capability and the biggest guns. There's a reason they station marines on naval vesels. Naval personel are assigned to anaval vessels. If they are not on assigned to land post or deployed for a first response action.

There's only two top dogs in the military. The airforce is at the Armys disposal and the marines are at the Navy's disposal. They exist to facilitate the needs of the army and Navy.

I don't even know why they consider the Coast Guard and the Marines their own force. Neither of them could operat independently of the navy.

The army is broken up into corps. You have the corp of engineers. The medical corp, intelligence andair corp. At one point in time the air corp became so large it was broken off into it's own force due to the excess. Same thing happened to the marine corp. It eventuallyturned intocorps.

I realize certain people that run certain departments like to play glorified gamessuch asinvision their departments as their own. There's only two top dogs in the military. The Army and the Navy.

Yeah and the funny the thing is.. the marine corps are naval corps. The C.O of the marine corps. Is the navy admiral. There's a reason the marines medallion is a ships anchor and they are called marines. Sailor marine, marine sailor.

Some people are so stupid. Because without a navy you may as well not have a military. The navy has the deployment capability and the biggest guns. There's a reason they station marines on naval vesels. Naval personel are assigned to anaval vessels. If they are not on assigned to land post or deployed for a first response action.

There's only two top dogs in the military. The airforce is at the Armys disposal and the marines are at the Navy's disposal. They exist to facilitate the needs of the army and Navy.

I don't even know why they consider the Coast Guard and the Marines their own force. Neither of them could operat independently of the navy.

The army is broken up into corps. You have the corp of engineers. The medical corp, intelligence andair corp. At one point in time the air corp became so large it was broken off into it's own force due to the excess. Same thing happened to the marine corp. It eventuallyturned intocorps.

I realize certain people that run certain departments like to play glorified gamessuch asinvision their departments as their own. There's only two top dogs in the military. The Army and the Navy.

MagnumPI

/agreed like i said in my above post, this is just another undisciplined soldier and they are getting more and more of them. This Marine also failed to realize that his paychecks come from the Navy..

The Military is a culture of corruption.YeahYes

I like the evidence you supplied to support that statement.

[QUOTE="YeahYes"]The Military is a culture of corruption.evil_dutchman90

I like the evidence you supplied to support that statement.

I joined the Army at 17, and it just a joke everyone I met when i was in was a blood thirsty monster, and they wanted nothing more than to kill rag heads.

Video or it didn't happen.

Yeah I stepped that up.

[QUOTE="evil_dutchman90"]

[QUOTE="YeahYes"]The Military is a culture of corruption.YeahYes

I like the evidence you supplied to support that statement.

I joined the Army at 17, and it just a joke everyone I met when i was in was a blood thirsty monster, and they wanted nothing more than to kill rag heads.

That does not make them corrupt though. It just makes them racist, and racism =/= corruption.

[QUOTE="YeahYes"][QUOTE="evil_dutchman90"]

[QUOTE="YeahYes"]The Military is a culture of corruption.evil_dutchman90

I like the evidence you supplied to support that statement.

I joined the Army at 17, and it just a joke everyone I met when i was in was a blood thirsty monster, and they wanted nothing more than to kill rag heads.

That does not make them corrupt though. It just makes them racist, and racism =/= corruption.

Regardless they were evil bastards, and corrupt well the higher ups are ex. Pat Tillman coverup.

It was lunch time and me and a few friends were standing behind this station where these Marines had come for the day and try to recruit. My friend, being the dumbass he is who craves attention, says "**** Marines" and "Marines are *****es". Just then a Marine recruiter who is in his uniform walks up to us and asks us if we were planning on joining the Marines. My freind then tells him that he already recruited to the Navy and that Navy was a lot better than the Marines. The Marines then walks up to his face and tells him that "the Navy is full of a bunch of ****ing over-glorified ****ies who don't hold a match to what the Marines go through". He then points to my friend's fat stomach and says that "he's in perfect shape for the Navy, but if he joined the Marines the only thing he could be useful for is as a mop for the **** covered tiolets". Before leaving he says that if my friend does join the Navy he "better bring a bottle of vasaline since he's going to spend months on a boat with a bunch of people who call themselves seamen".

After the Marine walks away and my friend looks like he's about to cry, I am literally cracking up for 5 minutes straight. But did the Marine take it too far, I mean he is in a school enviroment or did my friend deserve it.

shaza91

After all, they could have just kicked his ass.

[QUOTE="shaza91"]

It was lunch time and me and a few friends were standing behind this station where these Marines had come for the day and try to recruit. My friend, being the dumbass he is who craves attention, says "**** Marines" and "Marines are *****es". Just then a Marine recruiter who is in his uniform walks up to us and asks us if we were planning on joining the Marines. My freind then tells him that he already recruited to the Navy and that Navy was a lot better than the Marines. The Marines then walks up to his face and tells him that "the Navy is full of a bunch of ****ing over-glorified ****ies who don't hold a match to what the Marines go through". He then points to my friend's fat stomach and says that "he's in perfect shape for the Navy, but if he joined the Marines the only thing he could be useful for is as a mop for the **** covered tiolets". Before leaving he says that if my friend does join the Navy he "better bring a bottle of vasaline since he's going to spend months on a boat with a bunch of people who call themselves seamen".

After the Marine walks away and my friend looks like he's about to cry, I am literally cracking up for 5 minutes straight. But did the Marine take it too far, I mean he is in a school enviroment or did my friend deserve it.

MrGeezer

After all, they could have just kicked his ass.

To all of you that reply "they should have just kicked his ass", do you think marines or any other soldier in uniform has a license to go around kicking anyones ass that talks ****? If any of you had any kind of discipline whatsoever, including that Marine, you would know how to act professional in situations like that and still have the upper hand.. that Marine is just another disgrace to the men and women in uniform that are professional.. he was talking **** about another military branch and acting like a 12 year old would..

If there is one thing I learned in high school it is you do not f with the marine recruiters. Seriously, they will come to your house (happened to me but for something negative) they get a bonus for each new recruit so they are serious. But, your friend got what he desereved, he was being an idiot and he was put in his place. Now if only teachers would of acted like that when I was high school, I think it would of been a more productive environment.dgbeard45

I've always told my parents, "DO NOT EVER HAND ME THE PHONE WHEN I AM SLEEPING."

And really, I am serious about this stuff. Do not EVER hand me a phone when I am sleeping. Because if I'm asleep, and you wake me up and shove a phone in my face, I'm at least 40% ASLEEP. I barely know what the **** is going on. I sound like I'm high, I can't speak intelligently, and I'm gonna agree with whatever you say just so that you leave me alone and I can go back to sleep. It's a VERY awkward and uncomfortable situation to be put in, and it's total BS.

So anyway, one day my parents did that to me. I had just gotten home from school, and I was fast asleep taking a nap before having to go to work. So anyway, one of my parents comes into my bedroom while I'm fast asleep, hands me the phone. On the phone was an Army recruiter. He wanted me to join the Army and was trying to convince me to join the army. I declined, but he kept on persisting, and eventually I agreed to at least talk with him just so that he'd get off the phone and I could continue my pre-work nap.

Anyway, a few days later, I get home from school and this army recruiter is in my house waiting for me. And I'm like, "wtf is this?" Then he tells me that I agreed to talk to him, my parents filled in the blanks, and I realized that I had agreed to talk with him about joining the army while I was still half asleep. And I looked at my parents and was like, "you mother*****ers."

That was a crappy ass situation to be in. Because I'd just wasted this man's time with the imperssion that I was considering joining the army, and I had to sit there and tell him to his ****ing face that I had wasted his time and that there was no way in hell I was ever going to join the army.

That was some ****ing bull****. I don't see how hard it is to adhere to the simple ****ing concept that when I am asleep, I AM NOT THERE.

If I cannot think rationally and make intelligent decisions (which I cannot do when I am half asleep), do NOT give me the phone unless it is an ABSOLUTE ****ing emergency. There is NO ****ing reason why my parents couldn't have taken a message and phone number so that I could call the guy back if I was interested in joining the army. There is no ****ing reason why they couldn't have told him to call back the next day.

When I am asleep, DO NOT GIVE ME THE ****ING PHONE. No, really. DON'T ****ing do it. When people have asked for my parents in thew past, and they were taking naps, I didn't ****ing wake them up and then shove a phone in their faces. At most, I'd wake them up and ask if they wanted to talk. And that's AFTER first telling the caller to piss off. If my parents then said "no, I don't want to talk", I DID NOT HAND THEM THE ****ING PHONE. I told the caller to REALLY piss off, and that if they really wanted to speak to my parents, thy could call back later. I was happy to take a message and a call back number, but I am NOT gonna wake somebody up and immediately shove a phone in his/her ****ing face. That's a load of crap. It's wrong, it's rude, and no one should ever have to be subjected to that.

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"][QUOTE="shaza91"]

It was lunch time and me and a few friends were standing behind this station where these Marines had come for the day and try to recruit. My friend, being the dumbass he is who craves attention, says "**** Marines" and "Marines are *****es". Just then a Marine recruiter who is in his uniform walks up to us and asks us if we were planning on joining the Marines. My freind then tells him that he already recruited to the Navy and that Navy was a lot better than the Marines. The Marines then walks up to his face and tells him that "the Navy is full of a bunch of ****ing over-glorified ****ies who don't hold a match to what the Marines go through". He then points to my friend's fat stomach and says that "he's in perfect shape for the Navy, but if he joined the Marines the only thing he could be useful for is as a mop for the **** covered tiolets". Before leaving he says that if my friend does join the Navy he "better bring a bottle of vasaline since he's going to spend months on a boat with a bunch of people who call themselves seamen".

After the Marine walks away and my friend looks like he's about to cry, I am literally cracking up for 5 minutes straight. But did the Marine take it too far, I mean he is in a school enviroment or did my friend deserve it.

import_fighter1

After all, they could have just kicked his ass.

To all of you that reply "they should have just kicked his ass", do you think marines or any other soldier in uniform has a license to go around kicking anyones ass that talks ****? If any of you had any kind of discipline whatsoever, including that Marine, you would know how to act professional in situations like that and still have the upper hand.. that Marine is just another disgrace to the men and women in uniform that are professional.. he was talking **** about another military branch and acting like a 12 year old would..

Oh, cry me a river. If the other dude was serious about joining the Navy, I'm sure they wouldn't have had to "own" him so. They only got hostile because your friend was intentionally trying to put them down. The point of his comments was not "I am really interested in joining the Navy", the point of his comments was "**** the marines."

And yes, I suppose that the marines COULD have acted more professionally. But they obviously did not HAVE to, and not acting more professionally apparently worked out just fine for them. So all in all, everyone wins.

[QUOTE="dgbeard45"]If there is one thing I learned in high school it is you do not f with the marine recruiters. Seriously, they will come to your house (happened to me but for something negative) they get a bonus for each new recruit so they are serious. But, your friend got what he desereved, he was being an idiot and he was put in his place. Now if only teachers would of acted like that when I was high school, I think it would of been a more productive environment.MrGeezer

I've always told my parents, "DO NOT EVER HAND ME THE PHONE WHEN I AM SLEEPING."

And really, I am serious about this stuff. Do not EVER hand me a phone when I am sleeping. Because if I'm asleep, and you wake me up and shove a phone in my face, I'm at least 40% ASLEEP. I barely know what the **** is going on. I sound like I'm high, I can't speak intelligently, and I'm gonna agree with whatever you say just so that you leave me alone and I can go back to sleep. It's a VERY awkward and uncomfortable situation to be put in, and it's total BS.

So anyway, one day my parents did that to me. I had just gotten home from school, and I was fast asleep taking a nap before having to go to work. So anyway, one of my parents comes into my bedroom while I'm fast asleep, hands me the phone. On the phone was an Army recruiter. He wanted me to join the Army and was trying to convince me to join the army. I declined, but he kept on persisting, and eventually I agreed to at least talk with him just so that he'd get off the phone and I could continue my pre-work nap.

Anyway, a few days later, I get home from school and this army recruiter is in my house waiting for me. And I'm like, "wtf is this?" Then he tells me that I agreed to talk to him, my parents filled in the blanks, and I realized that I had agreed to talk with him about joining the army while I was still half asleep. And I looked at my parents and was like, "you mother*****ers."

That was a crappy ass situation to be in. Because I'd just wasted this man's time with the imperssion that I was considering joining the army, and I had to sit there and tell him to his ****ing face that I had wasted his time and that there was no way in hell I was ever going to join the army.

That was some ****ing bull****. I don't see how hard it is to adhere to the simple ****ing concept that when I am asleep, I AM NOT THERE.

If I cannot think rationally and make intelligent decisions (which I cannot do when I am half asleep), do NOT give me the phone unless it is an ABSOLUTE ****ing emergency. There is NO ****ing reason why my parents couldn't have taken a message and phone number so that I could call the guy back if I was interested in joining the army. There is no ****ing reason why they couldn't have told him to call back the next day.

When I am asleep, DO NOT GIVE ME THE ****ING PHONE. No, really. DON'T ****ing do it. When people have asked for my parents in thew past, and they were taking naps, I didn't ****ing wake them up and then shove a phone in their faces. At most, I'd wake them up and ask if they wanted to talk. And that's AFTER first telling the caller to piss off. If my parents then said "no, I don't want to talk", I DID NOT HAND THEM THE ****ING PHONE. I told the caller to REALLY piss off, and that if they really wanted to speak to my parents, thy could call back later. I was happy to take a message and a call back number, but I am NOT gonna wake somebody up and immediately shove a phone in his/her ****ing face. That's a load of crap. It's wrong, it's rude, and no one should ever have to be subjected to that.

tl;dr: don't make me talk when i'm sleeping, lol.

What was that tangent for, anyway? It had hardly anything to do with army recruiters...