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#1 Scarker
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What's the funniest or wierdest thing you've ever done at your school?

I once pissed my pants during class but I kept it hidden, it was last period so it wasn't too bad.

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#2 angelkimne
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Have pissing off competitions w/ my friends, whoever pisses off the teaher the most wins !!!
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#3 Dave1518
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Once i was late to class and everyone had gone to the auditorium for somthing, anyway i walked into the class turned on my ipod and started rocking out to some song. Man, i was singing, and air guitaring, pounding on imaginary drums and climbing on tables and stuff then the class walked in and saw my little show.

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#4 cool_baller
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What's the funniest or wierdest thing you've ever done at your school?

I once pissed my pants during class but I kept it hidden, it was last period so it wasn't too bad.

Scarker

lol wtf how old were you?

This one time we were doing this lab for physics and we had to drop a water ballon. So I was on the second floor of this outside balconey/walk-way and this girl, who literally has the greatest butt I have ever seen. This is no exageration. I wish I had pics. And she starts talking to my parthner down below. And on impluse I just scream out, "dammmmmmmmmmn!" like really loud and both my parthners heard and we loled It was hilarious. That became like my catchphrase.

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#5 cornholio157
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[QUOTE="Scarker"]

What's the funniest or wierdest thing you've ever done at your school?

I once pissed my pants during class but I kept it hidden, it was last period so it wasn't too bad.

cool_baller

lol wtf how old were you?

This one time we were doing this lab for physics and we had to drop a water ballon. So I was on the second floor of this outside balconey/walk-way and this girl, who literally has the greatest butt I have ever seen. This is no exageration. I wish I had pics. And she starts talking to my parthner down below. And on impluse I just scream out, "dammmmmmmmmmn!" like really loud and both my parthners heard and we loled It was hilarious. That became like my catchphrase.

lol at first i though u were gonna pretend to drop the ballon by accident on her

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#6 cool_baller
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[QUOTE="cool_baller"][QUOTE="Scarker"]

What's the funniest or wierdest thing you've ever done at your school?

I once pissed my pants during class but I kept it hidden, it was last period so it wasn't too bad.

cornholio157

lol wtf how old were you?

This one time we were doing this lab for physics and we had to drop a water ballon. So I was on the second floor of this outside balconey/walk-way and this girl, who literally has the greatest butt I have ever seen. This is no exageration. I wish I had pics. And she starts talking to my parthner down below. And on impluse I just scream out, "dammmmmmmmmmn!" like really loud and both my parthners heard and we loled It was hilarious. That became like my catchphrase.

lol at first i though u were gonna pretend to drop the ballon by accident on her

i was too mesmerized by her butt. it's insane.
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#7 Moroes
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Coming up to a random person in class and yelling "Lucifer dwells within your soul.... DEVIL BE GONE!" and slap them in the head.

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I went down the hallway really fast on a chair with wheels, I almost ran into the band people. I got stared at....
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#9 Moroes
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I went down the hallway really fast on a chair with wheels, I almost ran into the band people. I got stared at....Ryo_Kensen
My friend did that, except we took the chair to our neighborhood and he hit a pothole and flew like 5 feet across the road. There was a family that saw this, including two 6 year olds and my friend just started swearing as loud as he could. It was pretty funny, but it wasn't in school.
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#11 USSJAndrew
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In ISS(in school suspension)

Me and my friends play the Penis Game(seeing who is man enough to yell penis the loudest) all the time.

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#12 dangerd0g24
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actually me and one of my friends did something kinda funny the other day. i was sitting in the gym but i was supposed to be participating in basketball and the coach started to get mad at us because we where just setting there on the bench being super obnoxious and he came over to us and he sat down right in the middle of us and we sat there quite for a second. my friend then looked at me and he said "so are you coming over to night for @**S*x" and i was like "yeah i think that i am going to be able to make it" and me and my friend just went on and on with it.
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Will when we went to school we use to have some what of a bully, he use to pick on other kids and will lets say he was very annoying. So one of my friends dared me to just go up to him and smack him in the face. So I walked up to him smacked him in the face he was dazed for awhile, and I just ran because he had guys with him, he started to chase me and he tripped and fell down and as he was falling he hit one of the teachers in the ass, I laughed so hard it was worth it. I never got a detention for doing this or anything.
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have'nt done this yet, but will try to.

Ever heard of a polly waffle? it's a marshmallow covered in chocolate and looks like a turd (throw it in front of a large group of people and eat it).

I'm goinng on a year 6 camp and me and my friend are gonna put a fart bomb and polly waffle under a teachers' pillow and see what happens

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have'nt done this yet, but will try to.

Ever heard of a polly waffle? it's a marshmallow covered in chocolate and looks like a turd (throw it in front of a large group of people and eat it).

I'm goinng on a year 6 camp and me and my friend are gonna put a fart bomb and polly waffle under a teachers' pillow and see what happens

gamemaster_650

whats a year 6 camp? 6th grade camp?

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#16 Jaks_Secret
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Let's just say that it started with a revolving chair and some bricks and ended with blood on my forehead . . .
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#17 aaron6808
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a nun was spanking me for fartin in class, i craped myself, she penetrated me.
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#18 freek666
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Hmm. I've done a lot but it all escapes me now. The only one I can think of is when I somehow got my maths teacher (whom we all hated, the feeling was mutual) to do that thing where you move your finger across your lips and blow, like you do it to show someone is crazy, becuase I managed to beat him in an argument. The next lesson he pulled me out of class and told me I was a smart arse.

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a nun was spanking me for fartin in class, i craped myself, she penetrated me.aaron6808
WTF?
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The most recent one was throwing a rock through a member of staff's car window.It got me expelled.That was last week.

But I done other things.I gave my old business teacher a kidney shot once and winded him.I was a horrible boy back then.

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#21 gamemaster_650
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[QUOTE="gamemaster_650"]

have'nt done this yet, but will try to.

Ever heard of a polly waffle? it's a marshmallow covered in chocolate and looks like a turd (throw it in front of a large group of people and eat it).

I'm goinng on a year 6 camp and me and my friend are gonna put a fart bomb and polly waffle under a teachers' pillow and see what happens

Lief_Ericson

whats a year 6 camp? 6th grade camp?

obviously

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a nun was spanking me for fartin in class, i craped myself, she penetrated me.aaron6808
They will do that
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What's the funniest or wierdest thing you've ever done at your school?

I once pissed my pants during class but I kept it hidden, it was last period so it wasn't too bad.

Scarker

I used to take a dump in conspicuous locations about once every two weeks. Though they never knew it was me, I was known as The Phantom Sh***er;) A local urban legend of sorts.

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#24 ahriman2
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Once, a church had visited my High-School (Look around the forum[this one] and you might find where i insulted jesus, yeah bad me), i hate religion, luckily i had my guitar with me, i started playing number of the beast and "signing" with all my vocal chords [Bhuddist trick, how ironic] i guess i must have scared them since they ran off screaming, stupid people.
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#25 Tokyo512
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IDK, probably letting our teacher believe that me and my friends were gonna help one of our other teachers on the last week of school. I didn't go to 6th for that week(except the last day). She believed us because we were the ones with the highest grades(that teacher was awesome, we didn't even do anything for the last few days).

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#26 Mayhem48
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I lit a teacher on fire and laughed as she crawled on the ground in agony screaming for help....
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#27 freek666
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My friends and I used to get up to a lot whenever we went to the church or chapel. In the church I used to put the holy water on my face and start screaming about how it burns. I still do it now whenever I attend a communion or comfirmation for a relative. Also whenever we went into the chapel me and my friend used to set our watch alarms for every 5 minutes. He would be halfway through a prayer and then all of a sudden all you hear is beeping.
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#28 noswear
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It wasn't me, but a friend wagged class with the excuse "I broke a nail". I told the teacher his excuse, the teacher believed me, no questions asked. Also, I once skipped class to go to a friend's house down the road and play SMG. goood times.
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Bullsh-- Bingo.

Dont ask.
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#30 Shiggums
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I guess it was during our school's version of American Idol (lame right?). The "Randy Jackson" was a white teacher, and when it was his turn to say something it got really quiet right as I yelled "He's so black". It got lulz.
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#31 Zulgaines
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Once lead a duck into the school, that turned out pretty hilarious.
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#32 xTheExploited
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a nun was spanking me for fartin in class, i craped myself, she penetrated me.aaron6808
How does SHE penetrate you?!?! But for me the funniest thing was probably making suggestive,but completely sarcastic, motions behind a teacher while she was telling off my friend. He was so annoyed with me afterwards cos he could barely keep a straight face. Teacher though he was laughing at her while she was telling him off, she was going ''Do you think this is funny?!?!''.
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#33 DrSponge
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I led the lunchroom in singing Bohemian Rhapsody.Bio_Spark

That's awesome :o

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#34 ineedanap
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I mooned my Geography teacher at the end of 8th grade. It was epic...

Plus, my girlfriend in that year was playing with a ruler, and then rubbing her nether-regions with it, saying "I wonder what it must feel like to have it up your *****", and then my teacher came in, and was shocked beyond belief.

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#35 rcignoni
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Me and my friend both got more than half of the French class to start singing the intro. to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

I'm gonna miss that class...

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I told a teacher to **** off one day :P that was fun
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#37 Raged-wolverine
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make a sexual innuendo of wht my phys. ed. student teacher said during class

she couldn't stop laughing for the next 10 minutes....:wink:

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#38 chicken_dude_05
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I see how long i can stand on my chair without anybody noticing (mainly the teacher).
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I dramatically dived under a table for a quarter.
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#40 dominer
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The most recent one was throwing a rock through a member of staff's car window.It got me expelled.That was last week.

But I done other things.I gave my old business teacher a kidney shot once and winded him.I was a horrible boy back then.

Whight_Knight

I'm sorry but what is your problem?

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#41 x2926014
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I don't really know i do lot's of funny/stupid thing's...but i guess is that i pretended to have sex with my arts teacher from behind.....we recorded it and all!!!:D

really stupid...

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#42 YRMA-JAR
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I'm not very hardcore so i don't have many stories:P

But my friend and I rap to our biology teacher in class:D

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#43 automaticxpanic
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i popped a guy 5 times in the face after school at a swim meet in front of around 80 people. no one reported it because everyone knew he deserved it.
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#44 dirtyd100
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I took a piss in the garbage can when I was in kindergarden.
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In a french class, I puked in my mouth but I didn't let it splurt out. Instead I just kept it in my mouth; it was pretty sick and I had chipmunk cheeks for about 30 minutes. As soon as I got out I spit it out in the bathroom.

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Edit: Also I was in a lunch room with a couple of friends and we started passing a yogurt drink bottle to eachother. First we just tossed it at eachother but then we started sliding it around on the table. After a while it slid off the table very quikly and landed right under another table with people all around it....and it blew up and splattered their legs, some were wearing skirts and others were wearing shorts. Only one of my friends and I got in trouble and had to spend the rest of the lunch and the next lunch in detention.

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#46 xTHExJUICEx
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Well during my schools beauty pageant I decided to take my shirt off the last time I was on the runway, it was pretty fun seeing everyone going crazy and actually enjoying being there.

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#47 xTHExJUICEx
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i popped a guy 5 times in the face after school at a swim meet in front of around 80 people. no one reported it because everyone knew he deserved it.automaticxpanic

Thats not funny :o

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#48 the1stfandb
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[QUOTE="automaticxpanic"]i popped a guy 5 times in the face after school at a swim meet in front of around 80 people. no one reported it because everyone knew he deserved it.xTHExJUICEx

Thats not funny :o

Seariously, more like exactly what you should do.:|

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#49 redstormrisen
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[QUOTE="gamemaster_650"]

have'nt done this yet, but will try to.

Ever heard of a polly waffle? it's a marshmallow covered in chocolate and looks like a turd (throw it in front of a large group of people and eat it).

I'm goinng on a year 6 camp and me and my friend are gonna put a fart bomb and polly waffle under a teachers' pillow and see what happens

Lief_Ericson

whats a year 6 camp? 6th grade camp?

In the UK its people aged 10-11.

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#50 the1stfandb
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In the UK its people aged 10-11.

redstormrisen

errr, do you work/help there or somthing??

You have to be 13+ to post here.:shock: