Funniest Thing You've Done At School?

I remember having to go pee so bad once in middle school, I was running through the halls trying to find a bathroom that wasn't locked. went to the first one up stairs and it was locked, then the bottom bathroom and that too was locked. as i'm running to the next building, I can feel a little pee about to come out, so i'm holdin my thing tightly and bust open the bathroom door and let it out like a hose, it felt so good.andyboiii

So u pee'ed on the bathroom floor? if so...awsome

So u pee'ed on the bathroom floor? if so...awsome

the1stfandb

on the bathroom wall, and some hit the urinal. lucky no one was by me :lol:

I once got a hall monitor(he was an ex-track runner) to chase me..... I outran him(because I'm the 3rd best freshman miler in the area)...

Everyone in the school was cheering because we were running for about 3 straight minutes all around school... He saw me the next day, and he said "you beat me"

Well, there's this one teacher in my school who happens to be the US History teacher who's obsessed with the JFK Assassination and the "fact" that it was a conspiracy. So every year, at the end of the year, he had his students do their own research about it and find their own conclusion about what happened. OBviously, he was expecting either an Oswald as lone gunman response or a The Government killed him response.

My report was all about my theory that "Lee Harvey Oswald crouched at the 6th floor window of the Texas Schoolbook Depository. From there, he fired three shots from his Manlincher Carcano Rifle. However, as he fired the shots, Chuck Norris absorbed all three of them with his beard. As JFK turned his head back and to the left to get a better view, his head exploded in sheer amazement."

The rest of my report was all about bullet trajectories and how Chuck Norris would go about intercepting them, and how Chuck Norris accounts for all the "evidence" of a conspiracy.

I got an A+ on that report.

Well, there's this one teacher in my school who happens to be the US History teacher who's obsessed with the JFK Assassination and the "fact" that it was a conspiracy. So every year, at the end of the year, he had his students do their own research about it and find their own conclusion about what happened. OBviously, he was expecting either an Oswald as lone gunman response or a The Government killed him response.

My report was all about my theory that "Lee Harvey Oswald crouched at the 6th floor window of the Texas Schoolbook Depository. From there, he fired three shots from his Manlincher Carcano Rifle. However, as he fired the shots, Chuck Norris absorbed all three of them with his beard. As JFK turned his head back and to the left to get a better view, his head exploded in sheer amazement."

The rest of my report was all about bullet trajectories and how Chuck Norris would go about intercepting them, and how Chuck Norris accounts for all the "evidence" of a conspiracy.

I got an A+ on that report.

MetroidPrimePwn

I'm transferring to your school.

Well, there's this one teacher in my school who happens to be the US History teacher who's obsessed with the JFK Assassination and the "fact" that it was a conspiracy. So every year, at the end of the year, he had his students do their own research about it and find their own conclusion about what happened. OBviously, he was expecting either an Oswald as lone gunman response or a The Government killed him response.

My report was all about my theory that "Lee Harvey Oswald crouched at the 6th floor window of the Texas Schoolbook Depository. From there, he fired three shots from his Manlincher Carcano Rifle. However, as he fired the shots, Chuck Norris absorbed all three of them with his beard. As JFK turned his head back and to the left to get a better view, his head exploded in sheer amazement."

The rest of my report was all about bullet trajectories and how Chuck Norris would go about intercepting them, and how Chuck Norris accounts for all the "evidence" of a conspiracy.

I got an A+ on that report.

MetroidPrimePwn

no wai.

Once, a church had visited my High-School (Look around the forum[this one] and you might find where i insulted jesus, yeah bad me), i hate religion, luckily i had my guitar with me, i started playing number of the beast and "signing" with all my vocal chords [Bhuddist trick, how ironic] i guess i must have scared them since they ran off screaming, stupid people.ahriman2

:lol: that would be hilarious

[QUOTE="Scarker"]

What's the funniest or wierdest thing you've ever done at your school?

I once pissed my pants during class but I kept it hidden, it was last period so it wasn't too bad.

pOOPYpANTZ

I used to take a dump in conspicuous locations about once every two weeks. Though they never knew it was me, I was known as The Phantom Sh***er;) A local urban legend of sorts.

i see that you live up to your name.

i didn't do this, but my friend had a sub in his locker for a few days. it was in a plastic bag with a plastic container of mustard and dressing. he chucked it at his friend but it missed him and hit a locker and the mustard blew up. it got all over a bunch of lockers and people.

me and my friends found a tampon on the ground in the cafeteria and luckly it wasn't used anyways when the lunch lady's weren't looking I stuffed it in a bunch of their mashed potatoes and one of them started screaming jamie! I know this is yours girl! What is it doing in my mashed potatoes!?! I'm such an ass

I remember I started laughing one time at the teacher and I was laughing so hard everyone else started laughing, even the teacher. It lasted like 5 minutes. :P

It would have to be the time I got 5 dollars to snort 3 packs of that lemon crystal light stuff...wow that burned :lol:

In Spanish, we were studying "la musica." Our project: to make our own musical instrument. Me in my friend cut a triple neck guitar out of cardboard and put yarn on it for strings. Then we had to present it, and "play" the instrument. If it didn't work, we had to hum with it or something. I brought in a CD with Cliffs of Dover on it and played my instrument to that. I was jumping all over the place and sticking my toungue out and basically be the typical over active live guitarist. It was great, my Spanish teacher was laughing so hard.

My friends and I also have frequent "Marker Wars" in Math class. We are sitting there while the teacher is talking and marking on everyone and throwing markers all over the place:) I come home looking like a chimmie(sp?) sweep:)

well, i was feeling funny tht one day

soooo i threw a paper at the teacher, she didnt notice....

then i threw a rubberband, an eraser, a big eraser then and some other stuff....

but she was so damn pissed she never turned until i threw an open bottle of coke...

and she did turn and see me ;

My friends and I used to get up to a lot whenever we went to the church or chapel. In the church I used to put the holy water on my face and start screaming about how it burns. I still do it now whenever I attend a communion or comfirmation for a relative. Also whenever we went into the chapel me and my friend used to set our watch alarms for every 5 minutes. He would be halfway through a prayer and then all of a sudden all you hear is beeping.freek666

me and my friends found a tampon on the ground in the cafeteria and luckly it wasn't used anyways when the lunch lady's weren't looking I stuffed it in a bunch of their mashed potatoes and one of them started screaming jamie! I know this is yours girl! What is it doing in my mashed potatoes!?! I'm such an assfuzzmuffin

I see how long i can stand on my chair without anybody noticing (mainly the teacher).chicken_dude_05

I am hilarious, I have no one shining moment of glory.

............. :P

we see who can shout penis or make sex noises loudest in class without the teacher noticing, you'd be amazed at how loud you can get, great fun!jpph

all i can think of now but there was a huge row of tables lined up perfectly so you could go outside, i had the bright idea to see how far i could slide dukes of hazzard style got to the end and fell on my ass hard.

then there was the time i wanted to learn how to backflip, my friend showed me how to do it so i tried it landed three in a row then face planted with bruises and cuts over my face havent backfliped since but so worth it.

My friend asked the teacher if he can go get a drink. He came back an hour later with a McDonalds soda. He never said "where" he would get a drink.idreamofzombies

Ran into a vending machine at lunch(on purpose), starting screaming obsenitys(spelling?) really loud, had about a hundred people coming by to see what was going on.

also, the pen is game

[QUOTE="idreamofzombies"]My friend asked the teacher if he can go get a drink. He came back an hour later with a McDonalds soda. He never said "where" he would get a drink.Greg_888_v8

While in class, i once made a paper aiplane, put its back end on fire, stood up from my desk tossed it in the air and yelled "ROCKET!!! WATCH UR HEADS!!!!"maknathol

In the school play I was supposed to be a reindeer so I wore brown tights. They were see-through so all the girls started pointing at my daffy duck pants and laughing. Scarred for life :|

I led the lunchroom in singing Bohemian Rhapsody.Bio_Spark

I know someone who did that...he got a detention or two for it :P