Mr. Crippen: (English)
"Whatever. *That/it/he/she/etc.* is ned!" (he calls things ned all the time. He got it from some kids book or something.)
"You guys need better stuff. Stop smoking that headache weed."
"Stop with the SST. It's ned." (When two guys like hit each other and stuff. SST stands for same-sex touching.)
"Were they flinging their purses at each other?" (Asks this after theres a fight at the school.)
"Where's the spaceman? Probably roaming the hallways with the other dirtbags." (Referring to this stoner kid who never comes to class and the kids that always the halls and dont go to class.)
"Go to all three lunches, I don't even care. Just get out of my room with the food. This isn't the cafeteria."
"We don't have *insert object here* anymore, we voted no!" (The town voters turned down a school budget proposal last year and now the school system is operating on a minimal budget, so we have like nothing.)
Mr. Winsor: (History)
"Stop with the slappin' and ticklin'. I catch you taggin' anyone, I throw you out!" (The kids in that class play tag during class and he calls it stuff like playing slap happy and slap and tickle and stuff.)
"I'll send you down to that happy man with the glasses." (when he's gonna send someone to the vice principal.)
Mrs. Armour: (French)
Uh, she calls us stuff like "wingnuts" and "spastic ferrets."
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