Funniest way to die?

What do you think is the funniest way to die?

Me: Heart attack during a game of charades

I can tell this is going to be a morbid thread...

Drowning in a latrine ;)

death by avalanche of stuffed animals

this is more of a dumb way to die, but i heard a statistic that said alot of people have died opening soda/beer cans with there teeth.SaintLeonidas

How about the cases where people get gyped by a vending machine and proceed to rock it, causing it to fall on top of them completely pwning them?

[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]this is more of a dumb way to die, but i heard a statistic that said alot of people have died opening soda/beer cans with there teeth.LostProphetFLCL

How about the cases where people get gyped by a vending machine and proceed to rock it, causing it to fall on top of them completely pwning them?

lol that would sux, but hell i can see why people would die over dr pepper

getting round house kicked by chuck norris while making a chuck norris joke.CyberRuler

like this?

Getting mauled by a grizzly bear.grassdream

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[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]this is more of a dumb way to die, but i heard a statistic that said alot of people have died opening soda/beer cans with there teeth.SaintLeonidas

How about the cases where people get gyped by a vending machine and proceed to rock it, causing it to fall on top of them completely pwning them?

lol that would sux, but hell i can see why people would die over dr pepper

Oh god, we need a photoshopped pic for this saying "I would die for my Dr. Pepper" or something of that nature.

getting round house kicked by chuck norris while making a chuck norris joke.CyberRuler

I once read a news paper article about a guy who was trying to give himself... oral pleasure... on his couch... and somehow managed to break his neck or back and the police found him upside down and naked.

It's horrible but I laugh at it everytime.

I once read a news paper article about a guy who was trying to give himself... oral pleasure... on his couch... and somehow managed to break his neck or back and the police found him upside down and naked.

It's horrible but I laugh at it everytime.

DoHo

LMAO THIS WINS!!!!

a clown entertaining you but instead you die of a heart attack. Kikouken

I once read a news paper article about a guy who was trying to give himself... oral pleasure... on his couch... and somehow managed to break his neck or back and the police found him upside down and naked.

It's horrible but I laugh at it everytime.

DoHo

We have a winner... :lol:

A friend was telling me the other day, some time ago a friend of her mom's got killed because she dropped someone a sweater down the balcony, but it got stuck on the street's power wires, so she grabbed her tv antenna to try and free the sweater, obviously she got electrocuted, which caused her to fall down the balcony, and to make matters worse, her daughter was there watching as it all happened.

Call me sick but I couldn't help laughing when I heard that story. :P

I once read a news paper article about a guy who was trying to give himself... oral pleasure... on his couch... and somehow managed to break his neck or back and the police found him upside down and naked.

It's horrible but I laugh at it everytime.

DoHo

OMG, that must have made an amazing funeral

[QUOTE="DoHo"]

I once read a news paper article about a guy who was trying to give himself... oral pleasure... on his couch... and somehow managed to break his neck or back and the police found him upside down and naked.

It's horrible but I laugh at it everytime.

ConManWithGun

OMG, that must have made an amazing funeral

open coffin, more like an akward funeral... 8)

[QUOTE="ConManWithGun"][QUOTE="DoHo"]

I once read a news paper article about a guy who was trying to give himself... oral pleasure... on his couch... and somehow managed to break his neck or back and the police found him upside down and naked.

It's horrible but I laugh at it everytime.

luisen123

OMG, that must have made an amazing funeral

open coffin, more like an akward funeral... 8)

Hahahaha..Not a very pleasant thing to picture.

[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]this is more of a dumb way to die, but i heard a statistic that said alot of people have died opening soda/beer cans with there teeth.Mkavanaugh77

Wow i have tried that many times, what exactly happens that cuases death?

the only thing i could think of is swallowing the tab thing and choking.

death is generally not a funny thing :|Beaman

Generally? No...it isn't...

I once read a news paper article about a guy who was trying to give himself... oral pleasure... on his couch... and somehow managed to break his neck or back and the police found him upside down and naked.

DoHo

In this case, however...yes. Hell yes.

[QUOTE="ConManWithGun"][QUOTE="DoHo"]

I once read a news paper article about a guy who was trying to give himself... oral pleasure... on his couch... and somehow managed to break his neck or back and the police found him upside down and naked.

It's horrible but I laugh at it everytime.

luisen123

OMG, that must have made an amazing funeral

open coffin, more like an akward funeral... 8)

that would just make it better

death is generally not a funny thing :|Beaman

You must laugh at things that aren't considered funny, or you will be a boring riskless zombie your entire life.

Getting turned into a grilled cheese sandwhich soup. Let me explain.

A man was making grilled cheese sandwiches. Ftw, right? Well, he was doing it in the bath and the thing must've slipped and electricuted him. But no one knew, and the heating plate must have kept going and for a couple of days his skin and stuff began to melt so that all was left was a thick sloshy mix of his skin and muscles and organs and bath water and probably bits and peices of a grilled cheese sandwich. It's horrible and disgusting...

..but I found it funny.

Getting turned into a grilled cheese sandwhich soup. Let me explain.

A man was making grilled cheese sandwiches. Ftw, right? Well, he was doing it in the bath and the thing must've slipped and electricuted him. But no one knew, and the heating plate must have kept going and for a couple of days his skin and stuff began to melt so that all was left was a thick sloshy mix of his skin and muscles and organs and bath water and probably bits and peices of a grilled cheese sandwich. It's horrible and disgusting...

..but I found it funny.

DoHo

Did you see that on rotten.com?

Because I went there a few years ago and the story was slightly different. It was an old man who had rigged up some kind of mechanism to keep the bathwater nice and hot, he must've burned to death or something and when they found him a few days later all that was left was a thick visceral goop...

youget home, and people are hiding, and then they suprise you when you turn on the lights for a suprise party, and you have a heartattack.generalpotatoes

Lol, if anyone saw that show Titus there's a part where there's a bunch of people waiting to surprise his uncle, but when the uncle comes through the door he pulls out a gun and kills about 3 guests thinking that they're robbers... :lol:

[QUOTE="DoHo"]

Getting turned into a grilled cheese sandwhich soup. Let me explain.

A man was making grilled cheese sandwiches. Ftw, right? Well, he was doing it in the bath and the thing must've slipped and electricuted him. But no one knew, and the heating plate must have kept going and for a couple of days his skin and stuff began to melt so that all was left was a thick sloshy mix of his skin and muscles and organs and bath water and probably bits and peices of a grilled cheese sandwich. It's horrible and disgusting...

..but I found it funny.

NightStalkerBX

Did you see that on rotten.com?

Because I went there a few years ago and the story was slightly different. It was an old man who had rigged up some kind of mechanism to keep the bathwater nice and hot, he must've burned to death or something and when they found him a few days later all that was left was a thick visceral goop...

[QUOTE="generalpotatoes"]youget home, and people are hiding, and then they suprise you when you turn on the lights for a suprise party, and you have a heartattack.NightStalkerBX

Lol, if anyone saw that show Titus there's a part where there's a bunch of people waiting to surprise his uncle, but when the uncle comes through the door he pulls out a gun and kills about 3 guests thinking that they're robbers... :lol:

That happened in Reno 911 also.

Burst into a police station and say "I came here to kickass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum". And then slowly put on a cowboy hat and whip out a cap gun. GettingTired