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being run over by a shopping cart
being sat on by rosie o'donnel
getting in a car accident with a clown car carrying 20 clowns.. all who survived
your grandfath pushing a grandfather on you to crush you
being frozen by Al Gores polar ice cap resotration gun ala batman forever**like mr. freeze**
**oh which reminds me** death by brain freeze
black widow in your gas mask your wearing to stop yourself from getting very deadly case of airborne virus
a modern ninja cuts you in half with a CD
wii-mote to the head
and of course.... constipation
Your waterbed tears and you drown in it
Getting stabbed by a retard
Being shot by a baby
Have a cute furry cat lay on your face while your sleeping
Holding your crap in until you explode
Getting kicked in the face by a horse
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