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#1 HandstaKingame
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The bomb and the pilot
3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.
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#2 The_Ish
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OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#3 Blood-Scribe
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

INTERNET

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#4 TalesofRaGnArOk
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Um....I dont know what to say. No comment

In other news, for some reason 4 chan is really funny today. Anybody else notice? An even better story is this thread

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25808579Vampires are a menace to society!

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#5 fax555241
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:lol:
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#6 Yagami-Iori
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Lol.... farted. If only ever joke ended that way.
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#7 kylekatarn10
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Haha. Heard that one before.
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#8 ElZilcho90
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BWAHAHAHAHA!

COMEDY!

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#9 -_-CLF-_-Flakey
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I heard that like 8 years ago...
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#10 vidplayer8
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lmao?

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#11 PapaGlide
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i heard that joke in first grade
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#13 tomxizor
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I heard that joke in the 5th grade. :| It wasn't funny then, it's not funny now. :|
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#14 sandroDX
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hehehehe
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#15 Denjin_hadouken
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I heard a similar joke to this one. Funny. :lol:
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#16 BEAN_LARD_MULCH
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OMG ITS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahaaha....ha....haaaaaaa.....:|
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#17 Username289
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thats good!
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#18 GameFreak315
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Nicely done. I laughed. :P
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#19 Mercury_May2112
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Nicely done. I laughed. :PGameFreak315

At least 1 person laughed.

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#20 Sim_genius
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It's not even remotely funny.
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#21 qetuo6
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I heard the same joke, except the bottles were an apple and an orange, the bomb was a gernade, and the people on the ground were little kids.
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#22 curtkobain
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meh
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#23 ElZilcho90
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I heard the same joke, except the bottles were an apple and an orange, the bomb was a gernade, and the people on the ground were little kids.qetuo6

Everyone's heard that joke. It's standard 2nd-grade playground potty humor dreck.

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#24 ArmoredAshes
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Not the greatest..but amusing ;)
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Meh .__.
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ZOMG LOXLORZ!!!!!!! How did they throw it out the window? Thay're in a plane! They'd get sucked out!!11!!

Pls xplin, kthnx bai!

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#27 Ghelga
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ZOMG LOXLORZ!!!!!!! How did they throw it out the window? Thay're in a plane! They'd get sucked out!!11!!

Pls xplin, kthnx bai!

CheddarLimbo

maybe they were in one of those tiny planes? :?

I thought the building blew up cause the guy farted... :lol: but then looked back and saw why. :o

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#28 II-FBIsniper-II
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I heard that in elementry school. :(
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#29 nintendo_fan675
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hahahhahahhahahha no

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#30 CheddarLimbo
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[QUOTE="CheddarLimbo"]

ZOMG LOXLORZ!!!!!!! How did they throw it out the window? Thay're in a plane! They'd get sucked out!!11!!

Pls xplin, kthnx bai!

Ghelga

maybe they were in one of those tiny planes? :?

I thought the building blew up cause the guy farted... :lol: but then looked back and saw why. :o

OOOOH! So it wasn't teh farts? I see wut you did thar! ROTFUL WAFFLES!!

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#31 PanPizza15
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oh boy, fart joke, we're not 1st graders
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#32 Rukaru
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"One day, I kicked a guy's butt, farted, then peed and threw up!" Hahaha, isn't that just the funniest thing you've ever heard!?

Seriously,not funny at all. Apparently there are some 4th graders her on OT...

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Sorry I forgot to laugh:roll:
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#34 Beaman
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I didn't even smile.
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#35 Ze_ALEX
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cool...
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#36 HandstaKingame
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lmao?

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lol well its not funny to you anymore cause you saw it in my profile remember? lol
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#37 ConManWithGun
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Am I the only one who didn't find it funny :cry:

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

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#39 Bourbons3
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Wow, that wasn't funny.
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#40 WildLIkeChild
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I didn't even smile.Beaman

We got a hardcore kid here.

Anyways, it makes no sense, because the guy threw the bomb out last, so they would've met the guy who farted first. Then the two people who were hit by glass.

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#41 zerooslo7990
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It's such a stupid joke that I couldn't help but laugh.

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#42 CottonTheMoth
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:cry: I tried so hard, but I just couldn't find the funny....
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#43 NaiKoN9293
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great stuff
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#44 Aznsilvrboy
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It's a little funny.
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#45 Raged-wolverine
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tht sure was funny....:P
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:lol:
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#47 ElZilcho90
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[QUOTE="Beaman"]I didn't even smile.WildLIkeChild

We got a hardcore kid here.

Anyways, it makes no sense, because the guy threw the bomb out last, so they would've met the guy who farted first. Then the two people who were hit by glass.

Merciful Christ, are we actually arguing the minutia of a completely idiotic joke?

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#48 WildLIkeChild
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[QUOTE="WildLIkeChild"]

[QUOTE="Beaman"]I didn't even smile.ElZilcho90

We got a hardcore kid here.

Anyways, it makes no sense, because the guy threw the bomb out last, so they would've met the guy who farted first. Then the two people who were hit by glass.

Merciful Christ, are we actually arguing the minutia of a completely idiotic joke?

Yes.

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#49 guitboxdude25
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wow that was old,and when it was new it was funny either.
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#50 Ryo_Kensen
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Yes, because we all know that pilots are allowed to have a bomb on a plane and are easily able to throw objects out of the window.
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