Funny Ways To Survive A Zombie Outbreak

I got one throw a crackhead outside they will die chasing hhim LOL aw that sux anyway post ur own ways

Another way is to play a dane cook album they will actually shoot themselves

------13 days till the Linkin Park Concert---------------------

Sing Hips DOnt Lie... thatll take care of 'em!

bite them back lol

Teach them the Monster Mash. :o Then invite them for a cup of tea and cookies. >_>

Ask them if they know Michael Bolton. If they reply yes, tell them you're so very sorry. They will either kill themselves in shame of such a supernatural occurence or eat you to death. In the case that the latter were to happen, I advise either a fully loaded boomstick or some sort of jetpack that isn't out of gas. If they reply no, ask them is any of them fancy some Vodka.

In the event that they reply yes, show them your penis In the event that they reply no, show them your penis In the event that you are a woman, show them your penis.

Silly tranny, there aren't any real women on the internet. 

simply walk, we all know zombies are about as slow as the special kids on the short bus (no offense I love those kids)

simply walk, we all know zombies are about as slow as the special kids on the short bus (no offense I love those kids)

BunnyNinja47

1st find a fast zombie and kill him.

2nd cut out his insides and wear him like a zombie suit.  The zombies aren't smart enough to figure it out.

get a boombox, start playing mc hammer and i assure you the zombies will start dancing

Take slapshots at them.

freeze them

alchohol squirt gun to the eyes.