Gamespot the movie - name your role.

the villian that ends up being so cool that the audience doesn't want him to die. dissonantblack

Hmm that always happens in awesome Anime Shows.Cool Role.

The sexay slightly off balenced action lead who has at least one butt shot as he walks accross an open moonlit window after a night of amazing sex with the female lead. CIoud_S

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"]The sexay slightly off balenced action lead who has at least one butt shot as he walks accross an open moonlit window after a night of amazing sex with the female lead. jaydough

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Fiji-Water - the guy with 5 accounts worth of moderation history since 2003

[QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"]The sexay slightly off balenced action lead who has at least one butt shot as he walks accross an open moonlit window after a night of amazing sex with the female lead. CIoud_S

My character alread killed himself. :| jaydough

CONTINUED
Wettal : *dead on the floor*

Hallenbeck77 : Who's that

Kash_1095 : Sidekick.

Hallenbeck77 : what happened to him?

Kash_1095 : I have no idea... is this the evil Castle belonging to Mattmaul?

Hallenbeck77 : That would be it.

Kash_1095 : Why does it look like the Playboy man-

*Lazerbeams fly out the door and burn right through Hallenbeck's skull*

Kash_1095 : HALLEN

Hallen : it's alright kid...now i'll get to see my family... just remember... beware the David Hayter...

Kash_1095 : I must avenge the random Hard Boiled Detective.

STAY TUNED FOR THE EPIC CONCLUSION!!!

[QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| CIoud_S

CONTINUED
Wettal : *dead on the floor*

Hallenbeck77 : Who's that

Kash_1095 : Sidekick.

Hallenbeck77 : what happened to him?

Kash_1095 : I have no idea... is this the evil Castle belonging to Mattmaul?

Hallenbeck77 : That would be it.

Kash_1095 : Why does it look like the Playboy man-

*Lazerbeams fly out the door and burn right through Hallenbeck's skull*

Kash_1095 : HALLEN

Hallen : it's alright kid...now i'll get to see my family... just remember... beware the David Hayter...

Kash_1095 : I must avenge the random Hard Boiled Detective.

STAY TUNED FOR THE EPIC CONCLUSION!!!

Kash_1095

I better be in the Epic conclusion and if not Make a Sequal.

CONTINUED
Wettal : *dead on the floor*

Hallenbeck77 : Who's that

Kash_1095 : Sidekick.

Hallenbeck77 : what happened to him?

Kash_1095 : I have no idea... is this the evil Castle belonging to Mattmaul?

Hallenbeck77 : That would be it.

Kash_1095 : Why does it look like the Playboy man-

*Lazerbeams fly out the door and burn right through Hallenbeck's skull*

Kash_1095 : HALLEN

Hallen : it's alright kid...now i'll get to see my family... just remember... beware the David Hayter...

Kash_1095 : I must avenge the random Hard Boiled Detective.

STAY TUNED FOR THE EPIC CONCLUSION!!!

Kash_1095

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| jaydough

[QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| Kash_1095

I demand that I do not get killed...>___>gameeer1

[QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| jaydough

Im going to be in it to right......right?

I demand that I do not get killed...>___>gameeer1

[QUOTE="gameeer1"]I demand that I do not get killed...>___>Kash_1095

I know...Tis BS...>___>

[QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| Wolf-avatar

Im going to be in it to right......right?

And me. I fell left out and depressed.

"Hi, i'm Ninja-Vox. People seem to like me because i'm polite, and i'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me i have an IQ for 48, and am what some people call, mentally retarded."

/my role.

[QUOTE="gameeer1"]I demand that I do not get killed...>___>Kash_1095

[QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| Wolf-avatar

Im going to be in it to right......right?

[QUOTE="Wolf-avatar"]

[QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| Kash_1095

Im going to be in it to right......right?

The Wolf Mage.

[QUOTE="Wolf-avatar"]

[QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="Kash_1095"][QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| Kash_1095

Im going to be in it to right......right?

dethslayer--THE **** MODERATOR OBLIBERATOR

I got two katanas, a 50 Caliber Machine Gun, a Desert Eagle, and Rpg, a 12 gauge shot gun, 10 grenades, forty flashbangs, a lighter, gasoline, and a switchblade

i **** all the dead corpses, and burn them. if i suceed, i will then carry on to slaughtering all of the mainstream emo kids, in which i will cut all arms and legs off, slow roast them with some Zatarans and Old Bay seasoning, then devour them like the grotesque monstrosity that i am.

[QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| jaydough

[QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| KHfanboy2

CONTINUED
Wettal : *dead on the floor*

Hallenbeck77 : Who's that

Kash_1095 : Sidekick.

Hallenbeck77 : what happened to him?

Kash_1095 : I have no idea... is this the evil Castle belonging to Mattmaul?

Hallenbeck77 : That would be it.

Kash_1095 : Why does it look like the Playboy man-

*Lazerbeams fly out the door and burn right through Hallenbeck's skull*

Kash_1095 : HALLEN

Hallen : it's alright kid...now i'll get to see my family... just remember... beware the David Hayter...

Kash_1095 : I must avenge the random Hard Boiled Detective.

STAY TUNED FOR THE EPIC CONCLUSION!!!

Kash_1095

Hell, I'm happy I survived as long as I did.

*turns to audience, tears in my eyes*

"I like to thank the academy for giving me the Oscar for best random Hard-Boiled Detective,.. I wanna thank Kash_1096 for a kick-ass script, and I wanna thank everyone on the OT boards! You guys are the BEST!!!!!!"

[QUOTE="KHfanboy2"][QUOTE="jaydough"][QUOTE="CIoud_S"][QUOTE="jaydough"]My character alread killed himself. :| jaydough

I'm the guy that stays behind to hold off the bad guys so the good guys can escape.Dutch_Mix

are you fckin kidding me?

in this movie, the good guys dont escape.....we turn around with 50 caliber machine guns and humvees blastin at full speed with stealth bombers entering their territory, destroy their artillery, then cut each member slowly with knifes and throw them off cliffs

we dont run like **** fckin blow their ass up

CONTINUED
Wettal : *dead on the floor*

Hallenbeck77 : Who's that

Kash_1095 : Sidekick.

Hallenbeck77 : what happened to him?

Kash_1095 : I have no idea... is this the evil Castle belonging to Mattmaul?

Hallenbeck77 : That would be it.

Kash_1095 : Why does it look like the Playboy man-

*Lazerbeams fly out the door and burn right through Hallenbeck's skull*

Kash_1095 : HALLEN

Hallen : it's alright kid...now i'll get to see my family... just remember... beware the David Hayter...

Kash_1095 : I must avenge the random Hard Boiled Detective.

STAY TUNED FOR THE EPIC CONCLUSION!!!

Kash_1095

-TheSecondSign-

Protector of VIP, hero Krash.

I get a knife. A big knife.

i am the typical RPG hero - who losts his memory and just killed some sewer rats on the way of his escape from....Mehfuz

From what? FROM WHAT?

lets do this
THE EPIC CONCLUSION!!!
*Kash enter's mattmauls castle unkown to what he's about to expect*

BOO

Kash_1095 : What the fu..?

Wolf-avatar : Behold *sets up a huge fire and a storm, begins firing fireballs at Kash*

Kash_1095 : *matrix dives and fires a rocket launcher at Wolf-avatar* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Wolf-avatar : I'm a level 70 wolf mage, prepare to die.

Kash_1095 : Havent you heard?

Wolf-avatar : what?

Kash_1095 : I'm a rogue... and Rogues kick Mage Ass.

*Kash destroys Wolf-avatar*

*Kash continues down the hallway*

ff7fan2 : Hey

Kash_1095 : Wtf?

ff7fan2: Help me out?

Kash_1095 : No who the hell are you.

ff7fan2 : Well as usual the ladies were feelin up on me and I was just chillin so-

Kash_1095 : uh huh right *continues on*

Moonfox : stop right there.

Kash_1095 : Oh god you?

JustPlainLucas : and it is I aswell.

Kash_1095 : arent you a ****ing Narrator.

JustPlainLucas : Nah, I'm actually the Queen's *****.

Moonfox : Damn straight.

Kash_1095 : k? *shoots them both*

Kash_1095 : What's with the lack of a challenge?

Solid_Snake1221 : *shifty eyes*

Kash_1095 : Hey I'm lost, I dont know who the main villian is...

Solid_Snake1221 : *eyes go red*

Kash_1095 : dude?

Solid_Snake1221 : I'm....chargin.....mah.....LAZR!!!! *fires at Kash*

Kash : *dives out of the way*

Solid_Snake1221 : Did you like my diabolical plan?

Kash_1095 : DIABOLICAL PLAN?!

Solid_Snake1221 : I only PRETENDED to look like a shifty eyed extra, when in reality, my one and only goal is to destroy the human race!

Kash_1095 : That makes no sence! why would you WANT to?!

Solid_Snake1221 : NO MORE QUESTONS *fires laser beam at Kash*

*Kash dodges and fires back*

*shots arent effective*

Kash_1095 : I have an Idea!

*whips out Mirror*

*lazer backfires at snake*

Solid_Snake1221 : are you serious *fires a lazer that breaks straight through the mirror and hits Kash right in the chest*

Kash_1095 : *panting* So you've won then... it's all over...

jaydough : **** YOU NO IT ISNT!

*Snake and Kash look over*

jaydough: I've DONE NOTHING this whole time, my only MAJOR scene was me KILLING MYSELF with a SHOTGUN, NO MORE
I'm here to STOP YOU SNAKE

Sold_Snake1221 : You and what army?

jaydough : The army of 90s boy band music!

jaydough : BYE BYE BYE, BYE BYE, I'm doing this tonight!
Probably going to start a fight!
I know this cant be right!
Hey baby come on...
I loved you endlessly...
When you werent there for meee...
So it's time I leave and make it alone
I KNOW THAT I CANT TAKE NO MORE
IT AINT NO LIE-E
I WANNA SEE YOU OUT THAT DOOR BABY BYE BYE BYE

(bye bye) Dont wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
YOU MAY HATE ME BUT IT AINT NO LIE
BABY BYE BYE BYE
Dont really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell ya that I had enough
Might sound crazy but it AINT NO LIE
baby BYE BYE BYEEEE.

Solid_Snake1221 : AH MY EARS

*Kash sees his chance and shoots Solid_Snake1221 directly in the face*

jaydough : It's over...

Kash_1095 : It sure is... thanks for saving my ass back there...

jaydough : What makes you think I was saving you *pulls out gun*

Kash_1095 : *pulls out gun*

*guns pointed at each other*

*fire*

*both dead*

THE END

Directed by : Stanley Kuberic

lets do this
THE EPIC CONCLUSION!!!
*Kash enter's mattmauls castle unkown to what he's about to expect*

BOO

Kash_1095 : What the fu..?

Wolf-avatar : Behold *sets up a huge fire and a storm, begins firing fireballs at Kash*

Kash_1095 : *matrix dives and fires a rocket launcher at Wolf-avatar* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Wolf-avatar : I'm a level 70 wolf mage, prepare to die.

Kash_1095 : Havent you heard?

Wolf-avatar : what?

Kash_1095 : I'm a rogue... and Rogues kick Mage Ass.

*Kash destroys Wolf-avatar*

*Kash continues down the hallway*

ff7fan2 : Hey

Kash_1095 : Wtf?

ff7fan2: Help me out?

Kash_1095 : No who the hell are you.

ff7fan2 : Well as usual the ladies were feelin up on me and I was just chillin so-

Kash_1095 : uh huh right *continues on*

Moonfox : stop right there.

Kash_1095 : Oh god you?

JustPlainLucas : and it is I aswell.

Kash_1095 : arent you a ****ing Narrator.

JustPlainLucas : Nah, I'm actually the Queen's *****.

Moonfox : Damn straight.

Kash_1095 : k? *shoots them both*

Kash_1095 : What's with the lack of a challenge?

Solid_Snake1221 : *shifty eyes*

Kash_1095 : Hey I'm lost, I dont know who the main villian is...

Solid_Snake1221 : *eyes go red*

Kash_1095 : dude?

Solid_Snake1221 : I'm....chargin.....mah.....LAZR!!!! *fires at Kash*

Kash : *dives out of the way*

Solid_Snake1221 : Did you like my diabolical plan?

Kash_1095 : DIABOLICAL PLAN?!

Solid_Snake1221 : I only PRETENDED to look like a shifty eyed extra, when in reality, my one and only goal is to destroy the human race!

Kash_1095 : That makes no sence! why would you WANT to?!

Solid_Snake1221 : NO MORE QUESTONS *fires laser beam at Kash*

*Kash dodges and fires back*

*shots arent effective*

Kash_1095 : I have an Idea!

*whips out Mirror*

*lazer backfires at snake*

Solid_Snake1221 : are you serious *fires a lazer that breaks straight through the mirror and hits Kash right in the chest*

Kash_1095 : *panting* So you've won then... it's all over...

jaydough : **** YOU NO IT ISNT!

*Snake and Kash look over*

jaydough: I've DONE NOTHING this whole time, my only MAJOR scene was me KILLING MYSELF with a SHOTGUN, NO MORE
I'm here to STOP YOU SNAKE

Sold_Snake1221 : You and what army?

jaydough : The army of 90s boy band music!

jaydough : BYE BYE BYE, BYE BYE, I'm doing this tonight!
Probably going to start a fight!
I know this cant be right!
Hey baby come on...
I loved you endlessly...
When you werent there for meee...
So it's time I leave and make it alone
I KNOW THAT I CANT TAKE NO MORE
IT AINT NO LIE-E
I WANNA SEE YOU OUT THAT DOOR BABY BYE BYE BYE

(bye bye) Dont wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
YOU MAY HATE ME BUT IT AINT NO LIE
BABY BYE BYE BYE
Dont really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell ya that I had enough
Might sound crazy but it AINT NO LIE
baby BYE BYE BYEEEE.

Solid_Snake1221 : AH MY EARS

*Kash sees his chance and shoots Solid_Snake1221 directly in the face*

jaydough : It's over...

Kash_1095 : It sure is... thanks for saving my ass back there...

jaydough : What makes you think I was saving you *pulls out gun*

Kash_1095 : *pulls out gun*

*guns pointed at each other*

*fire*

*both dead*

THE END

Directed by : Stanley Kuberic

Kash_1095