Gamespot's Off Topic Tips on how to attract teh ladiez (updated)

Look in her eyes when you talk to her. Don't be shy. Make her feel comfortable by smiling and be assertive in your approach.

No "touch her shoulder" comments?

Extenze.OreoMilkshake

I second this.

Play acoustic guitar, it doesn't matter if you're good enough or not, mostly because most women are too stupid to tell the difference.

Just tell em your everything they always wanted.

[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="positivebalance"]

be taller then 5"4

Desulated

I'm 5'6", and I'm already feeling nervous. Oh well, I'm not in a hurry.

*Look her in the eyes*

*Look away*

*Then look back and hold for a count of 3*

*Tell her your best joke*

*she starts to laugh*

*Now make a really intensive face*

*Go for it*

:lol: I don't attract women... :(clayron

Chloroform 100% guarantee it will always work.

Don't scratch yourself in public.

Blatant flirting is a no-no, as a first contact. Just go casual and if she likes you, then maybe start being less subtle. So yeah, pick-up lines... no, just no.

viva_hate

I disagree. If you are going to be overtly sexual off the bat it can work you just have to do it in the "funny /I know I'm a Dbag and I'm not hiding it / flirty" kind of way.

Cocky and funny I guess is a much simpler way of describing it.

I'm cute and funny. I literally don't have to do anything to attract a good amount of women. If I'm actually working for it, then I'm just extra talkative, and like to learn about them. Tossing in the odd joke or two at their expense is always good, playful flirting can go a long way.

Girls don't like mean guys, they like guys who can tease them (with jokes, like I said) but still be nice to them. It's a careful balance that has taken me 21 years to fully understand (and use :P)

kerrman

seal of approval

Make eye contact and smile. If she smiles back, go and introduce yourself. For bonus points, tell her I sent you. She'll be on you like a fly on dog poop.

dracula_16

Blatant flirting is a no-no, as a first contact. Just go casual and if she likes you, then maybe start being less subtle. So yeah, pick-up lines... no, just no.

viva_hate

My method doubles as a repellent.
Flash your breasts.

If you have them. ;)

Pretend you actually care about what they are saying. That can help.

Recite (flawlessly) all the combos and special moves from Street Fighter 4. She'll be ripping your shirt off and licking your chest in minutes.Jaguar_Shade

Pshhh, whatever. Flowchart Ken only needs the DP. Girls love the DP.

"I'm level 63."JML897

I have it on good authority that girls don't like boys: girls like cars and money.

Wait, did I say good authority? I meant Good Charlotte. I get advice and pop-punk lyrics mixed up sometimes. It usually ends tragically.

Bio_Spark

"I'm level 63."JML897

gel, tuck, and pop that collar.

"I'm level 63."JML897

Advice from a lesbian:

show her your pokemanz.

Hang brain.

Works every time.

Attract?!... I got my wife with a duffle bag and some rope.Too_tight_shoes

[QUOTE="Too_tight_shoes"]Attract?!... I got my wife with a duffle bag and some rope.BlindBluMonstah

Attract?!... I got my wife with a duffle bag and some rope.Too_tight_shoes

^This will solve all of OTs dating issues. :P

"hey, how you doing? want to see the size of my hard-drive?"

I own a ferrari and a lamborgini at Second Life.

I finished all street fighter games on hardest difficult with zangief.

Works like a charm :D