Dr. Ultimo has returned for this special "you just got pwnt" edition of OT.
My friend. I know this is a difficult time in your life. But fortunately, all is not lost. Here is what you do:
1. Buy a ticket to Argentina. I don't care how you get it, but do it.
2. Write a death letter blaming the girl that embarassed you.
3. Go to a cemetary and dig up a body roughly of the same shape as yours. The newer the better. Then put it in your bed and light your house on fire. Alternatively, find a pig that has not yet been butchered and blow it up inside your room.
4. Wait 3 years in Argentina as people morn you, and as the woman becomes a raving drug addict from the guilt, whose body is dried up and worthless from hundreds of meaningless sexual encounters due to the fact that she hate herself.
5. Come back home, walk up to her, point at her, and laugh. Make sure there are plenty of people around.
Done and done right!
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