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#1 garrett_duffman
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at school theres this girl whos in two or three of my classes, and she sits behind me in both of them. last monday, she tapped my shoulder and told me that i tasted good... she is prettey hefty, so i didnt say anything. the next day she said it again, so i said how do you know??? she said that when i was asleep, she would pick out one of my hairs and eat it. I told her that she was gross and i never wanted her to talk to me again. and she didnt... until thursday. this crazy girl actually grabbed my arm and licked it, needless to say i ran out of the room and got a detention for disrupting the class. i didnt see her on friday because i had detention (our detentions go all day in classes) what should i do about her? none of the teachers believe me and monday is closing in, so any advice would really be helpful
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#2 SolidSnake35
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If the teachers don't believe you, then there's a problem. You need to have a serious talk with one of them if it's bothering you.
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#3 bradleybhoy
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lol if you're serious then :lol:
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#4 makaveli2344
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SHES A CANNIBAL, RUN AWAY!
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#5 THE_DRUGGIE
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Wear a suit made entirely out of blue cheese.
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#6 SlashDementia3
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Do it back to her.
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#7 garrett_duffman
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Do it back to her.SlashDementia3
i couldnt do that, shes not exactly licking material
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#8 garrett_duffman
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Wear a suit made entirely out of blue cheese.THE_DRUGGIE
i would probably vomit, and she'd probably gobble all of me up
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#9 msi276
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since your my friend ill be serious slap her when no ones looking and say "look you crazy ***** ur rly startin to piss me off so stop ****** wit me"
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#10 LJS9502_basic
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Exactly where does she see you sleep?
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#11 -Serpahim-
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Only on Gamespot is this a regular occurence....
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#12 mentalabc123
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she tapped my shoulder garrett_duffman

Ahem...

I don't think he's being serious.

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#13 scary_snake
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this made my day:lol:
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#14 soldier-dark
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Exactly where does she see you sleep?LJS9502_basic
Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>
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#15 freshgman
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lol. Just move
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#16 garrett_duffman
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Exactly where does she see you sleep?LJS9502_basic
in class, thats were all my best sleeping happens
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#17 edd678
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Exactly where does she see you sleep?soldier-dark
Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>

Blue cheese isnt that bad :|

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#18 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"] she tapped my shoulder mentalabc123

Ahem...

I don't think he's being serious.

i said tapped, not touched (i have higher standards than that)
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#19 Dante2710
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run for the hills...before its too late :lol::lol::lol:
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#20 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Exactly where does she see you sleep?edd678

Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>

Blue cheese isnt that bad :|

im sure thats her mindset as well and why do you guys find sleeping in class so unbeliveable???
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#21 ayanami_rei
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:lol: Wow. That's great. If you're serious, dude, I feel sorry for you. xD That's really, really creepy.
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#22 GSmashX_202
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werid...:lol:
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#23 scary_snake
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[QUOTE="edd678"]

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Exactly where does she see you sleep?garrett_duffman

Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>

Blue cheese isnt that bad :|

im sure thats her mindset as well and why do you guys find sleeping in class so unbeliveable???

i sleep in class

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#24 soldier-dark
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[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Exactly where does she see you sleep?edd678

Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>

Blue cheese isnt that bad :|

You have to think about it the way I do. She's obviously a cannibal, and she's going to try to eat all of him. If she eats a lot of the blue cheese suit, she's going to feel sick, and the probablem will be dealt with.
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[QUOTE="edd678"]

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Exactly where does she see you sleep?garrett_duffman

Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>

Blue cheese isnt that bad :|

im sure thats her mindset as well and why do you guys find sleeping in class so unbeliveable???

I don't. There's this really fat kid who always sleeps in class and me and my friend always tickle his ear, go through his hair, and rub his leg with pencils. :lol: Anyways, kill her.
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#26 Ngamer05
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Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:
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#27 dgbiker1
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This sounds like something from Seinfeld...go watch some episodes and see what they do about it. My guess is this situation is something George would get himself into:)
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#28 garrett_duffman
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Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:Ngamer05
assigned seats... and since no teacher believes me, my teacher wont change my seat
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#29 soldier-dark
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Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:Ngamer05
Some teachers don't let you sit where you want in schools, it makes it easier for them to take attendance if they assign people a seat.
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#30 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="Ngamer05"]Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:soldier-dark
Some teachers don't let you sit where you want in schools, it makes it easier for them to take attendance if they assign people a seat.

yep
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#32 msi276
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[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="Ngamer05"]Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:garrett_duffman
Some teachers don't let you sit where you want in schools, it makes it easier for them to take attendance if they assign people a seat.

yep



wait i acctually have a good idea put rubbing alchol on yourskin so she gets sick
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#33 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="edd678"]

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Exactly where does she see you sleep?msi276

Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>

Blue cheese isnt that bad :|

im sure thats her mindset as well and why do you guys find sleeping in class so unbeliveable???



yea honestly

wierd... alot of kids sleep on class
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#34 Ngamer05
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[QUOTE="Ngamer05"]Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:garrett_duffman
assigned seats... and since no teacher believes me, my teacher wont change my seat

I'm assuming you don't sit near the front since you're having this problem, so just make up an excuse that you have to sit near the front because you have trouble learning if you don't.

Sounds pretty simple to me ;)

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#35 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="Ngamer05"]Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:msi276
Some teachers don't let you sit where you want in schools, it makes it easier for them to take attendance if they assign people a seat.

yep



wait i acctually have a good idea put rubbing alchol on yourskin so she gets sick

wouldnt i smell bad then?
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#36 wemhim
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="Ngamer05"]Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:Ngamer05

assigned seats... and since no teacher believes me, my teacher wont change my seat

I'm assuming you don't sit near the front since you're having this problem, so just make up an excuse that you have to sit near the front because you have trouble learning if you don't.

Sounds pretty simple to me ;)

Hard of hearing.
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#37 soldier-dark
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[QUOTE="msi276"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="edd678"]

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Exactly where does she see you sleep?garrett_duffman

Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>

Blue cheese isnt that bad :|

im sure thats her mindset as well and why do you guys find sleeping in class so unbeliveable???



yea honestly

wierd... alot of kids sleep on class

It's because, oddly enough, the only classes I sleep in are the ones that I'm in the back and no one sits behind me.
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#38 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="Ngamer05"]Just sit in the back row and your problems will be fixed :shock:Ngamer05

assigned seats... and since no teacher believes me, my teacher wont change my seat

I'm assuming you don't sit near the front since you're having this problem, so just make up an excuse that you have to sit near the front because you have trouble learning if you don't.

Sounds pretty simple to me ;)

actually, i do sit towards the front, the class is set up wierd (the teacher stands in the middle and all of the seats are around her in rows of 3, and i sit in one of the rows that is just out of her eye range, so that wouldnt really work either, but thanks for the idea
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#39 Denjin_hadouken
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Beat the crap out of her That'll teach her a lesson.
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#40 nuclear_cookout
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Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

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#41 garrett_duffman
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Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

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are you kidding me... she ate my hair and licked my arm!!!
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#42 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="nuclear_cookout"]

Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

garrett_duffman

are you kidding me... she ate my hair and licked my arm!!!

She's trying to seduce you.....unusual technique but whatever.

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#43 nuclear_cookout
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[QUOTE="nuclear_cookout"]

Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

garrett_duffman
are you kidding me... she ate my hair and licked my arm!!!

Just go with option A, then.
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#44 -Jashan-
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lol she gettin freaky wit u.. is she good lookin?? lol maby u can just walk it out
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="edd678"]

[QUOTE="soldier-dark"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Exactly where does she see you sleep?scary_snake

Exactly what I was thinking. And TC, you should really listen to that blue cheese suit idea. >_>

Blue cheese isnt that bad :|

im sure thats her mindset as well and why do you guys find sleeping in class so unbeliveable???

i sleep in class

Al my best sleep wasdone in english last year. Still got a B at GCSE.

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lol hse gettin freaky wit u.. is she good lookin?? lol maby this will help-Jashan-
no, shes quite husky. if she was hot, i would so not be posting a help topic
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#47 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="nuclear_cookout"]

Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

nuclear_cookout
are you kidding me... she ate my hair and licked my arm!!!

Just go with option A, then.

i could try that
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#48 DarkKar
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you're in quite a predicament. You can't kill her because there's nowhere large enough to put the corpse.
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#49 nuclear_cookout
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[QUOTE="-Jashan-"]lol hse gettin freaky wit u.. is she good lookin?? lol maby this will helpgarrett_duffman
no, shes quite husky. if she was hot, i would so not be posting a help topic

Aesthetics are irrelevant to whether or not she's worth hanging out with. If she licks you/eats your hair/etc, then she probably wouldn't be worth hanging out with even if she had a supermodel's body.
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="-Jashan-"]lol hse gettin freaky wit u.. is she good lookin?? lol maby this will helpnuclear_cookout
no, shes quite husky. if she was hot, i would so not be posting a help topic

Aesthetics are irrelevant to whether or not she's worth hanging out with. If she licks you/eats your hair/etc, then she probably wouldn't be worth hanging out with even if she had a supermodel's body.

but hotness licking you in the arm is hot