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#51 nuclear_cookout
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[QUOTE="nuclear_cookout"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="-Jashan-"]lol hse gettin freaky wit u.. is she good lookin?? lol maby this will helpgarrett_duffman
no, shes quite husky. if she was hot, i would so not be posting a help topic

Aesthetics are irrelevant to whether or not she's worth hanging out with. If she licks you/eats your hair/etc, then she probably wouldn't be worth hanging out with even if she had a supermodel's body.

but hotness licking you in the arm is hot

But a relationship based entirely on lust does not last. If you want true love, go for a girl with a good heart.
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#52 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="nuclear_cookout"][QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="-Jashan-"]lol hse gettin freaky wit u.. is she good lookin?? lol maby this will helpnuclear_cookout
no, shes quite husky. if she was hot, i would so not be posting a help topic

Aesthetics are irrelevant to whether or not she's worth hanging out with. If she licks you/eats your hair/etc, then she probably wouldn't be worth hanging out with even if she had a supermodel's body.

but hotness licking you in the arm is hot

But a relationship based entirely on lust does not last. If you want true love, go for a girl with a good heart.

lol, fat jokes
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#53 Funkyhamster
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:lol:... congratulations sir, you just made my day.
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#54 ChicaQueenWarGa
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SHES A CANNIBAL, RUN AWAY!
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LOOOOL! Exactly what I was thinking!

She probably has a mental problem. Does she laugh every time she says "I think you're tasty."? If she does, she's probably screwing around with you.

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#55 garrett_duffman
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now that this topic has slowed down drastically, i must admit, that this indeed, is a JOKE TOPIC. to any of you who have not figured this out, i am deeply sorry. to those of you who tryed to help in my time of need, i thank you, and to all of you, thanks for making this my most successful joke topic ever. and with that said, i am willing to let this topic slide down the pages of threads, to its death
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#56 DarkKar
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now that this topic has slowed down drastically, i must admit, that this indeed, is a JOKE TOPIC. to any of you who have not figured this out, i am deeply sorry. to those of you who tryed to help in my time of need, i thank you, and to all of you, thanks for making this my most successful joke topic ever. and with that said, i am willing to let this topic slide down the pages of threads, to its deathgarrett_duffman

Why would you lie to us?

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#57 nuclear_cookout
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Heh..heh heh...funny...

*places a bounty on your head*
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#58 monkeytoes61
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dude... that's gross. talk to the dean or something. they are usually serious.
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#59 garrett_duffman
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im glad everyone is taking the news so well
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#60 garrett_duffman
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dude... that's gross. talk to the dean or something. they are usually serious.monkeytoes61
lol...
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#61 Funkyhamster
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but hotness licking you in the arm is hotgarrett_duffman

That's a valid point...

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#62 kunnown
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at school theres this girl whos in two or three of my classes, and she sits behind me in both of them. last monday, she tapped my shoulder and told me that i tasted good... she is prettey hefty, so i didnt say anything. the next day she said it again, so i said how do you know??? she said that when i was asleep, she would pick out one of my hairs and eat it. I told her that she was gross and i never wanted her to talk to me again. and she didnt... until thursday. this crazy girl actually grabbed my arm and licked it, needless to say i ran out of the room and got a detention for disrupting the class. i didnt see her on friday because i had detention (our detentions go all day in classes) what should i do about her? none of the teachers believe me and monday is closing in, so any advice would really be helpfulgarrett_duffman

Wow... That takes the "touching the shoulder" fad to a whole new level!!!

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#63 tarunramesh
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Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

nuclear_cookout

ya i mean seriously she might be good once you get to know her i mean so only liked someone on the hand randomly right? lulz man ur problem is halarious, i geuss she might not be to bad but id stay away from her if i were you, why not put something like viniger on ur arm or something lol or mabye nail polish remover though it might eveportate fast

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#64 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="nuclear_cookout"]

Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

tarunramesh

ya i mean seriously she might be good once you get to know her i mean so only liked someone on the hand randomly right? lulz man ur problem is halarious, i geuss she might not be to bad but id stay away from her if i were you, why not put something like viniger on ur arm or something lol or mabye nail polish remover though it might eveportate fast

the problem with that is, is that stuff smells bad, and if all the other girls think i smell like vinegar or nail polish remover, ill never get hot chicks licking my arms all over
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#65 Bluestorm-Kalas
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Ouch, I would almost claim sexual harrassment.

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#66 soldier-dark
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[QUOTE="tarunramesh"][QUOTE="nuclear_cookout"]

Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

garrett_duffman

ya i mean seriously she might be good once you get to know her i mean so only liked someone on the hand randomly right? lulz man ur problem is halarious, i geuss she might not be to bad but id stay away from her if i were you, why not put something like viniger on ur arm or something lol or mabye nail polish remover though it might eveportate fast

the problem with that is, is that stuff smells bad, and if all the other girls think i smell like vinegar or nail polish remover, ill never get hot chicks licking my arms all over

Oh! Now you want to be licked!
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#67 garrett_duffman
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[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="tarunramesh"][QUOTE="nuclear_cookout"]

Try and solve the issue diplomatically. Talk to her about how you feel, and politely ask her to stop messing with you. If she persists, hire an assassin.

J/k. Seriously, though, she might not be all bad if you get to know her.

soldier-dark

ya i mean seriously she might be good once you get to know her i mean so only liked someone on the hand randomly right? lulz man ur problem is halarious, i geuss she might not be to bad but id stay away from her if i were you, why not put something like viniger on ur arm or something lol or mabye nail polish remover though it might eveportate fast

the problem with that is, is that stuff smells bad, and if all the other girls think i smell like vinegar or nail polish remover, ill never get hot chicks licking my arms all over

Oh! Now you want to be licked!

only by sexy girls who want to... is it really THAT much to ask that the girl sitting behind me loses like 100 pounds and gets super hot by monday?
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#68 guitargoddess17
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Sechs her up.
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#70 garrett_duffman
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did you even READ the topic? and spamming that pic on every girl problem thread is not going to make it as popular as the original
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#71 Masinai
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[QUOTE="Masinai"] .garrett_duffman
did you even READ the topic? and spamming that pic on every girl problem thread is not going to make it as popular as the original

yes I read every post on this thread.

And, as the way you're saying it, you think I have tried to make another one like the original? No, I have never seen the 'original'.

I do not want this to end up as an arguement brought up by one stupid picture.

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#72 import_fighter1
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this made me lol so hard, but if she was good looking, that would so turn me on