Girlfriend Is Leaving. Sex Is Wanted. Advice Please.

Sorry if this sounds offensive, but you sound like a virigin... If you've done it before, why would this be any different? You don't need any help here.

EDIT -> Definately "suprise". Don't even mention it in any situation. It shouldn't be "planned". Just start slow and go for it.

just be smooth about it. Kiss her up rub up her body boom her **** is now wet. Go for it.

bigblunt537

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Should I ask her beforehand, or surprise her with it?

Funky_Llama

Should I ask her beforehand, or surprise her with it?atm0073

Surprise sex is never a good thing. That is how you get charged with rape.

Go for it and get her pregnant that way she will have a reason to stay with you >_>cyberdarkkid

Do a barrel roll over her.

Dude if you follow my advice your going to be getting some. If you ask her nicely for it, she's going to think:

1. You only care about sex.

2. You are a player.

3. Your a psycho or possibly a serial killer.

4. A peodphile.

5. You have a really small penis.

6. Your really annoying and she doesn't truly love you so she sleeps with your friend.

Be a real Man. Sit her down watch some boring ****ing Lifetime. Start taking care of her body and she will be dying for the ****. Good luck. DON'T ASK!!

"hey uhh darling can I uhhh touch you?" Do real men even ask these questions? we just do it damn.;):D:):P:!:

Hey guys; I haven't been on the forums at all lately on the count of recent exams, and the end of school, et cetera.

Anyways, here's my predicament:

My girlfriend of two weeks (also good friend of about a month, and friend of about 5 months) is moving from where I live. She is leaving in two weeks, while I am leaving much sooner... only one week from yesterday :( . She is a really amazing person, and I had no idea until I actually started dating her (which was a big mistake on my part, because I had the whole year to meet this girl, and crappy fate led me to only meeting her so soon before her leaving). We claim to love each other, which is big for both of us, and we really mean it.

And, because this girl is really special to me, I have decided that I want to have sex with her. She has given me mixed views about the subject, sometimes giving the impression that she wouldn't want to have sex with me, and others making it seem as if she eventually wants to, and is open to it. She and I are both non-virgins, so there is no issue there.

So, what I am curious about is how I should go about approaching the situation. Should I ask her beforehand, or surprise her with it? I had originally planned to woo her with alcohol and gifts on a night soon before I leave, but if I ask of her approval beforehand, some of those things may not be needed. Plus, I do not know where she stands with the subject matter, so that could factor into how she would react to me surprising her or telling her beforehand.

So, any advice?

atm0073

This is the creepiest post I have ever read on gamespot.

I'd say woo her with alcohol and gifts thing in this case

Why not tell her what you just told us?

Your thinking way too hard here.. Just get your gf over to your house and just do it already!

A nice romantic evening dining out that ends at your place or hers just watching movies is a great oppurtunity to start up a nice lil makeout session. Then if she is as interested as you will end in some passionate action. At least thats about as much effort as it takes, you just need the right conditions. Talking about it is generally awkward and a mood killer..

You still have your hand, lol.

Isn't surprise sex equivalent to rape?

Like, "SURPRISE!! I AM INSIDE YOU!!"?

Isn't surprise sex equivalent to rape?

Like, "SURPRISE!! I AM INSIDE YOU!!"?

clayron

Isn't surprise sex equivalent to rape?

Like, "SURPRISE!! I AM INSIDE YOU!!"?

clayron

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Isn't surprise sex equivalent to rape?

Like, "SURPRISE!! I AM INSIDE YOU!!"?

Statutory_AP3

she's not moving,she's running away

Honestly, the best decision, if you you really think that what you feel is true love, is to wait until both of your situations are more stable. If it is true love, then its worth the wait. It sounds as if this situation is coming up solely because of the move, which isnt the best reason to take it to the next level. You should both feel completely comfortable about it, and if you have to figure out if she is or not, then its too early. You should already know. These things should just happen, and should not be planned. Although, if it does "just happen" before she leaves, then awesome. Bringing alchohol into the mix isnt a good idea. If you need that to induce and seduce, then its obviously not the best time.Good luck, man. Likea lotpeople have said on here, this should not be analyzed so much...go with the flow.

Plan A surprise her, If that fails surprise her the next day but with some chloroform.

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dnuggs40

This is the creepiest post I have ever read on gamespot.

:lol:

Really? I thought this wasn't near as bad as other posts.

Solution

Sex

Jump the gun, and it will bite you in the ass for the rest of your life.

Solution

0Tyler0

I would just ask her about it.

[QUOTE="clayron"]

Isn't surprise sex equivalent to rape?

Like, "SURPRISE!! I AM INSIDE YOU!!"?

dnuggs40

Not really, guys. I think he was refering to seducing her more than "suprising" her

[QUOTE="dnuggs40"][QUOTE="clayron"]

Isn't surprise sex equivalent to rape?

Like, "SURPRISE!! I AM INSIDE YOU!!"?

effena

Not really, guys. I think he was refering to seducing her more than "suprising" her

get ready to act like Michael Jackson...just beat it.

Just confront her about it, maybe on her last day then it will be more meaningful, don't use alcohol though, she may regret it and you could lose contact forever as someone has already said. Just say something like "I love you a lot, and seen as its your last day, I thought perhaps we could do something special this evening" ... have a nice meal, and just snuggle up and watch a dvd, one thing should lead to another.

Just do a barrel roll.