God loves You & Me

[QUOTE="superhaloworld"] WHO is colbert?????Theokhoth

"Colbert" is a codeword for "Jesus." When somebody refers to Colbert, they are, in fact, talking about God.

[QUOTE="superhaloworld"] WHO is colbert?????Theokhoth

"Colbert" is a codeword for "Jesus." When somebody refers to Colbert, they are, in fact, talking about God.

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[QUOTE="superhaloworld"] WHO is colbert?????MgamerBD

"Colbert" is a codeword for "Jesus." When somebody refers to Colbert, they are, in fact, talking about God.

He just wants his $18 back... and to be tortured (for our sins):

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[QUOTE="superhaloworld"] WHO is colbert?????bededog

"Colbert" is a codeword for "Jesus." When somebody refers to Colbert, they are, in fact, talking about God.

No, no, Stewart is the Holy Ghost/Holy Spirit.

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"Colbert" is a codeword for "Jesus." When somebody refers to Colbert, they are, in fact, talking about God.

entropyecho

No, no, Stewart is the Holy Ghost/Holy Spirit.

These boards are being overtaken by more and more christian fundamentalists who insist on posting passages from the bible. It get's really tiring because the majority of us who aren't religious don't really want to hear your mad ramblings.

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[QUOTE="bededog"]Is Stewart codeword for Satan then? Theokhoth

No, no, Stewart is the Holy Ghost/Holy Spirit.

I thought Lewis Black was The Archangel Gabriel and the Antichrist would be the offspring of Ann Coulter and Michael Moore? :?

**** you got knocked up!!" Lewis 14:36

Umm.. god kills millions of innocent children everyday, who deserve better. How exactly is that love? Please explain.Dr_Brocoli

Umm.. god kills millions of innocent children everyday, who deserve better. How exactly is that love? Please explain.Dr_Brocoli

[QUOTE="Dr_Brocoli"]Umm.. god kills millions of innocent children everyday, who deserve better. How exactly is that love? Please explain.harashawn

[QUOTE="Dr_Brocoli"]Umm.. god kills millions of innocent children everyday, who deserve better. How exactly is that love? Please explain.harashawn

No, I believe it is nature that kills millions of innocent children. harashawn

[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="Dr_Brocoli"]Umm.. god kills millions of innocent children everyday, who deserve better. How exactly is that love? Please explain.markop2003

[QUOTE="harashawn"]No, I believe it is nature that kills millions of innocent children. foxhound_fox

The Lord works in mysterious ways; our simple minds cannot wholly understand Him or His plans.

But it's our fault "it broke." In other words, it's our own fault children are dying.mindstorm

[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="harashawn"] No, I believe it is nature that kills millions of innocent children. mindstorm

I blame Eve.

But God planned nature, created nature and set nature in motion.

foxhound_fox

So? God isn't killing anyone. People die; that's all there is to it. harashawn

The Lord works in mysterious ways; our simple minds cannot wholly understand Him or His plans.entropyecho

So? God isn't killing anyone. People die; that's all there is to it.harashawn

[QUOTE="harashawn"] So? God isn't killing anyone. People die; that's all there is to it. Jaks_Secret

Nah, He created us with free will... we create death by choosing sin.

Nah, He created us with free will... we create death by choosing sin.Curlyfrii87

[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"][QUOTE="harashawn"] So? God isn't killing anyone. People die; that's all there is to it. Curlyfrii87

Nah, He created us with free will... we create death by choosing sin.

I wonder what people will think when they've discovered an aging gene and are able to modify it in a genome such that the organism does not age beyond a certain point.

Nah, He created us with free will... we create death by choosing sin.Curlyfrii87

Jesus is in my heart, clogging my arteries.

Hope god love me.

Not by the Biblical definition of love he doesn't if you ascribe to the mainstream 'fire and brimstone' interpretation of the Bible. Like this guy. Apparently, God hates lots of people.

The Boogey Monster loves me too, and so does the Lochnes Monster, and Santa Clause! :lol:

The Boogey Monster loves me too, and so does the Lochnes Monster, and Santa Clause! :lol:

REA24409

More than that nasty Santa Noun, at least.

god loves everyone including you and me

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[QUOTE="superhaloworld"]God loves you so much , ask Jesus to come into your heart today,Genetic_Code

Umm.. god kills millions of innocent children everyday, who deserve better. How exactly is that love? Please explain.Dr_Brocoli

John 3:16 16For God so greatly loved and dearly prized the world that He [even] gave up His only begotten ([a]unique) Son, so that whoever believes in (trusts in, clings to, relies on) Him shall not perish (come to destruction, be lost) but have eternal (everlasting) life. John 14:6 6Jesus said to him, I am the Way and the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except by (through) Me. 1 John 4:19 We love Him, because He first loved us God loves you so much , ask Jesus to come into your heart today,superhaloworld

[QUOTE="markop2003"][QUOTE="harashawn"] No, I believe it is nature that kills millions of innocent children. mindstorm

[QUOTE="Dr_Brocoli"]Umm.. god kills millions of innocent children everyday, who deserve better. How exactly is that love? Please explain.superhaloworld

Genesis 2 1THUS THE heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done; and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done.(A) 3And God blessed (spoke good of) the seventh day, set it apart as His own, and hallowed it, because on it God rested from all His work which He had created and done.(B) 4This is the history of the heavens and of the earth when they were created. In the day that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens-- 5When no plant of the field was yet in the earth and no herb of the field had yet sprung up, for the Lord God had not [yet] caused it to rain upon the earth and there was no man to till the ground, 6But there went up a mist (fog, vapor) from the land and watered the whole surface of the ground-- 7Then the Lord God formed man from the [a]dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath or spirit of life, and man became a living being.(C) 8And the Lord God planted a garden toward the east, in Eden [delight]; and there He put the man whom He had formed (framed, constituted). 9And out of the ground the Lord God made to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight or to be desired--good (suitable, pleasant) for food; the tree of life also in the center of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of [the difference between] good and evil and blessing and calamity.(D) 10Now a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from there it divided and became four [river] heads. 11The first is named Pishon; it is the one flowing around the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12The gold of that land is of high quality; bdellium (pearl?) and onyx stone are there. 13The second river is named Gihon; it is the one flowing around the whole land of Cush. 14The third river is named Hiddekel [the Tigris]; it is the one flowing east of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. 15And the Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to tend and guard and keep it. 16And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, You may freely eat of every tree of the garden; 17But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and blessing and calamity you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die. 18Now the Lord God said, It is not good (sufficient, satisfactory) that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper meet (suitable, adapted, complementary) for him. 19And out of the ground the Lord God formed every [wild] beast and living creature of the field and every bird of the air and brought them to Adam to see what he would call them; and whatever Adam called every living creature, that was its name. 20And Adam gave names to all the livestock and to the birds of the air and to every [wild] beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found a helper meet (suitable, adapted, complementary) for him. 21And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam; and while he slept, He took one of his ribs or a part of his side and closed up the [place with] flesh. 22And the rib or part of his side which the Lord God had taken from the man He built up and made into a woman, and He brought her to the man. 23Then Adam said, This [creature] is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of a man. 24Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and shall become united and cleave to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.(E) 25And the man and his wife were both naked and were not embarrassed or ashamed in each other's presence. superhaloworld

Dude, give up. No one here is going to listen to you if you only post a bunch of verses. This forum is so far on the side of evolution I gave up quite a bit ago.Head_of_games