God spoke to me last night - need Christians to guide me through this.

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="jimkabrhel"]Was someone messing with you by whispering through the wall? Just because you go to church doesn't mean you will find a meal women. Religious women can be pretty slutty.GreySeal9

They could easily know the moral teachings of their religion, but just ignore them, like tons of people do.

:( It's a sad world to live in when people acuse you of being "crazy, psychotic" because an all powerful, mighty and gracious god spoke to one of his children. I'm not sure why OT has become like this, but I don't care. Like Jesus said "Put your cheek and let them hit it." And so I don't care if you laugh at me.

Today I went to church, I've never felt so happy. So many good women in there, instead of the drag queens out on the street spreading their legs to every pengus they see.

Deus Ex Human Revolution is a knockout, 10/10 I cant take you seriously. BossPerson

Was it really that good???

I'm in shock right now!

:P

So god spoke to me last while I was about to go to bed. He said "Son, my follower, heed my words. The reason why you are single at the moment is because you aren't going church and finding a morally correct female. Unlike the witches and greed driven ones that society glorifies."

I almost had a heart-attack. It felt so real, to the point that I've began to think to leave my 7 week old "Vegan Humanism" Phylosophy in order to follow the lord.

I'm currently in a state of shock. Please help.

zenogandia

TC,you're such a troll.

Really.

:( It's a sad world to live in when people acuse you of being "crazy, psychotic" because an all powerful, mighty and gracious god spoke to one of his children. I'm not sure why OT has become like this, but I don't care. Like Jesus said "Put your cheek and let them hit it." And so I don't care if you laugh at me.

Today I went to church, I've never felt so happy. So many good women in there, instead of the drag queens out on the street spreading their legs to every pengus they see.

zenogandia

I know! It's very insulting and demeaning. Seriously all you non-believers are discriminatory and rude, and even violent to us believers. Day after day I see my own get harassed and beat up for their beliefs simply because our lord has become null and void due to some elitist jerkwads waving their elitist beliefs, and our government which was the pride of all that was good thanks to the almighty lord, has bent and over and disregarded our lord. Not only that but I heard we're being captured and being sentenced to reeducation camps! :o

All so much negativity. Anyways, Talos guide you kinsmen.

I know! It's very insulting and demeaning. Seriously all you non-believers are discriminatory and rude, and even violent to us believers. Day after day I see my own get harassed and beat up for their beliefs simply because our lord has become null and void due to some elitist jerkwads waving their elitist beliefs, and our government which was the pride of all that was good thanks to the almighty lord, has bent and over and disregarded our lord. Not only that but I heard we're being captured and being sentenced to reeducation camps! :o

All so much negativity. Anyways, Talos guide you kinsmen.

leviathan91

Ok,i'll give you that.

We are def.,blunt and hateful towards you.

But did you consider there may be a few reasons for it?

[QUOTE="GamerForca"][QUOTE="sSubZerOo"]

The sad thing is he could be dead serious, have you seen some of the morons as of late that think and believe such things.. Like finding Jesus in ones grilled cheese..

GreySeal9

lol, this is such bad advice. Only take heed of it your goal is to make girls think you're a weirdo.

I would take the advice. Most women nowadays are selfish whores with crappy values. You can give yourself better odds of finding a decent woman by going to a Kingdom Hall.

[QUOTE="leviathan91"]

I know! It's very insulting and demeaning. Seriously all you non-believers are discriminatory and rude, and even violent to us believers. Day after day I see my own get harassed and beat up for their beliefs simply because our lord has become null and void due to some elitist jerkwads waving their elitist beliefs, and our government which was the pride of all that was good thanks to the almighty lord, has bent and over and disregarded our lord. Not only that but I heard we're being captured and being sentenced to reeducation camps! :o

All so much negativity. Anyways, Talos guide you kinsmen.

GreekGameManiac

Ok,i'll give you that.

We are def.,blunt and hateful towards you.

But did you consider there may be a few reasons for it?

Because you're milk drinkers with your fancy pancy elven armor? Hey it's okay to cry a bit, nord armor is true and pure. Talos guide you... milk drinker.

Because you're milk drinkers with your fancy pancy elven armor? Hey it's okay to cry a bit, nord armor is true and pure. Talos guide you... milk drinker.

leviathan91

Explain what u just said.

[QUOTE="GreekGameManiac"]

[QUOTE="leviathan91"]

I know! It's very insulting and demeaning. Seriously all you non-believers are discriminatory and rude, and even violent to us believers. Day after day I see my own get harassed and beat up for their beliefs simply because our lord has become null and void due to some elitist jerkwads waving their elitist beliefs, and our government which was the pride of all that was good thanks to the almighty lord, has bent and over and disregarded our lord. Not only that but I heard we're being captured and being sentenced to reeducation camps! :o

All so much negativity. Anyways, Talos guide you kinsmen.

leviathan91

Ok,i'll give you that.

We are def.,blunt and hateful towards you.

But did you consider there may be a few reasons for it?

Because you're milk drinkers with your fancy pancy elven armor? Hey it's okay to cry a bit, nord armor is true and pure. Talos guide you... milk drinker.

Intensity, Integrity and Intelligence.

Didn't know god was such a bro!

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"] God is Omniscient, Omipotent and Omnipresent, He can multitask. And God takes a personal interest in and cares for every person.

whipassmt

He's mighty selective

Nothing fails as spectacularly as prayer

Nothing fails as spectacularly as prayer

wis3boi

Actually a prayer/meditation,or anything similar,done in the right way,and for the right amount of time.

Can bring you into contact with spirits.

[QUOTE="wis3boi"]

Nothing fails as spectacularly as prayer

GreekGameManiac

Actually a prayer/meditation,or anything similar,done in the right way,and for the right amount of time.

Can bring you into contact with spirits.

0/10

Unfunny,wis3boi.

I was serious.

Unfunny,wis3boi.

I was serious.

GreekGameManiac

so was I