Going to Mars gives you cancer.

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#1 0rbs
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http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/05/31/mars-bound-astronauts-could-face-higher-risk-cancer/

 

Proof that god is telling people theres no point in wasting money and gold on space travel. Help the people here.  God brought plagues and made it rain frogs last time people took things for granted, you figure people would learn.

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#2 Zaibach
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everything gives you fvckin cancer  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPEzM2oV-PYd

 

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I guess I'll change my vacation plans then
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#4 0rbs
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everything gives you fvckin cancer

Zaibach

 

Going to church prevents it. Try it out.

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#5 Nibroc420
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[QUOTE="Zaibach"]

everything gives you fvckin cancer

0rbs

 

Going to church prevents it. Try it out.

Wow obvious troll enough? Anyways, recently there was some uproar about how the new electricity meters "can increase your risk of cancer" Turns out it's on the WHO's list of "Things which might increase your risk of cancer, but we're not sure and dont have conclusive evidence" Pickles apparently "could increase your risk of cancer" along with being a carpenter, or inhaling air within 5miles of a highway.
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#6 GOGOGOGURT
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Going to mars gave me cancer.

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#7 GOGOGOGURT
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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="Zaibach"]

everything gives you fvckin cancer

Nibroc420

 

Going to church prevents it. Try it out.

Wow obvious troll enough? Anyways, recently there was some uproar about how the new electricity meters "can increase your risk of cancer" Turns out it's on the WHO's list of "Things which might increase your risk of cancer, but we're not sure and dont have conclusive evidence" Pickles apparently "could increase your risk of cancer" along with being a carpenter, or inhaling air within 5miles of a highway.

 

Also, dying gives you cancer as well.

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#8 Nengo_Flow
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[QUOTE="Zaibach"]

everything gives you fvckin cancer

0rbs

 

Going to church prevents it. Try it out.

True Story.

And this is how they cure it...

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#9 0rbs
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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="Zaibach"]

everything gives you fvckin cancer

Nibroc420

 

Going to church prevents it. Try it out.

Wow obvious troll enough? Anyways, recently there was some uproar about how the new electricity meters "can increase your risk of cancer" Turns out it's on the WHO's list of "Things which might increase your risk of cancer, but we're not sure and dont have conclusive evidence" Pickles apparently "could increase your risk of cancer" along with being a carpenter, or inhaling air within 5miles of a highway.

 

I'm sorry if my faith bothers you.  I believe a lot of diseases and viruses are obtained through having no faith.  You open up your mind to evil things, and evil things flow througy you.

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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"][QUOTE="0rbs"]

 

Going to church prevents it. Try it out.

0rbs

Wow obvious troll enough? Anyways, recently there was some uproar about how the new electricity meters "can increase your risk of cancer" Turns out it's on the WHO's list of "Things which might increase your risk of cancer, but we're not sure and dont have conclusive evidence" Pickles apparently "could increase your risk of cancer" along with being a carpenter, or inhaling air within 5miles of a highway.

 

I'm sorry if my faith bothers you.  I believe a lot of diseases and viruses are obtained through having no faith.  You open up your mind to evil things, and evil things flow througy you.

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never seen such moronic words been put together.

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#11 Rattlesnake_8
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everything gives you fvckin cancer

Zaibach
THis.
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#12 Nibroc420
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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"] Wow obvious troll enough? Anyways, recently there was some uproar about how the new electricity meters "can increase your risk of cancer" Turns out it's on the WHO's list of "Things which might increase your risk of cancer, but we're not sure and dont have conclusive evidence" Pickles apparently "could increase your risk of cancer" along with being a carpenter, or inhaling air within 5miles of a highway.Nengo_Flow

 

I'm sorry if my faith bothers you.  I believe a lot of diseases and viruses are obtained through having no faith.  You open up your mind to evil things, and evil things flow througy you.

DALE-HUNTER-FACE.gif

never seen such moronic words been put together.

He's parodying the pastor who suggested doing Yoga and clearing one's mind, allows for the devil and other demonic things to enter the mind.
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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"] Wow obvious troll enough? Anyways, recently there was some uproar about how the new electricity meters "can increase your risk of cancer" Turns out it's on the WHO's list of "Things which might increase your risk of cancer, but we're not sure and dont have conclusive evidence" Pickles apparently "could increase your risk of cancer" along with being a carpenter, or inhaling air within 5miles of a highway.Nengo_Flow

 

I'm sorry if my faith bothers you.  I believe a lot of diseases and viruses are obtained through having no faith.  You open up your mind to evil things, and evil things flow througy you.

DALE-HUNTER-FACE.gif

never seen such moronic words been put together.

 

This Book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do according to all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous, and then you will have good success.-Joshua 1:8

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#14 shadowkiller11
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Why did "God" make space and planets then?
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#15 Nibroc420
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Why did "God" make space and planets then?shadowkiller11
they look pretty.
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#16 0rbs
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Why did "God" make space and planets then?shadowkiller11

 

why did god create rocks, and mountains? Must be for aliens. :roll:

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#17 Riverwolf007
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it's gods will for you to get cancer.

why are you trying to impede god will?

i went out today and rolled in asbestos dust and toxic waste then smoked a pack of cigarettes.

why?

because i am holier than thou.

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[QUOTE="shadowkiller11"]Why did "God" make space and planets then?0rbs

 

why did god create rocks, and mountains? Must be for aliens. :roll:

The bible didn't say anything about Aliens silly
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hello i am russia

they into 12 years mine mother is mudak

i go into amerikan school for estudie

happy proffesor tell us to worship Yesus 

i go call mother she tell me 

"ivan i am cancer"

"no"

god did not real

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#20 ThaneKrios28
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[QUOTE="Zaibach"]

everything gives you fvckin cancer

0rbs

 

Going to church prevents it. Try it out.

no it dosent and i suggest you stop trolling
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#21 Michael0134567
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Good thing I have no interest in going to Mars.

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#22 sune_Gem
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Eating sausages gives you cancer but heck if that's going to stop anyone.

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#23 0rbs
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Eating sausages gives you cancer but heck if that's going to stop anyone.

sune_Gem

 

The one of many downfalls of eating swine.

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#24 ThaneKrios28
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Eating sausages gives you cancer but heck if that's going to stop anyone.

sune_Gem
religion itself has killed more people than cancer
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#25 Michael0134567
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Eating sausages gives you cancer but heck if that's going to stop anyone.

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What about milk?
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#26 0rbs
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[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

Eating sausages gives you cancer but heck if that's going to stop anyone.

ThaneKrios28

religion itself has killed more people than cancer

I have never witness a bible get out of a table and kill someone. 

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#27 Nengo_Flow
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[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

Eating sausages gives you cancer but heck if that's going to stop anyone.

Michael0134567
What about milk?

cancer in its liquid state
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#28 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

Eating sausages gives you cancer but heck if that's going to stop anyone.

Nengo_Flow
What about milk?

cancer in its liquid state

Dammit, I just had some.
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#29 ThaneKrios28
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

Eating sausages gives you cancer but heck if that's going to stop anyone.

0rbs

religion itself has killed more people than cancer

I have never witness a bible get out of a table and kill someone. 

do research and you will see what i say is true. heck 2000 years ago the vattican would execute anyone who didnt believe in the church. is that justifiable?

 

you also have christians currently trying to push there religion and god on other countries wich ends up my god is real and yours is fake wich leads to wars.

 

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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] religion itself has killed more people than cancerThaneKrios28

I have never witness a bible get out of a table and kill someone. 

do research and you will see what i say is true. heck 2000 years ago the vattican would execute anyone who didnt believe in the church. is that justifiable?

 

The vatican isn't the bible.

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#31 speedfreak48t5p
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*reads title of thread*

*sees TC's name is 0rbs*

Well this should be entertaining. *grabs popcorn*

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#32 ThaneKrios28
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="0rbs"]

I have never witness a bible get out of a table and kill someone. 

0rbs

do research and you will see what i say is true. heck 2000 years ago the vattican would execute anyone who didnt believe in the church. is that justifiable?

 

The vatican isn't the bible.

the discussion isnt about the bible at all and quit avoiding facts also quit spamming
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="0rbs"]

I have never witness a bible get out of a table and kill someone. 

0rbs

do research and you will see what i say is true. heck 2000 years ago the vattican would execute anyone who didnt believe in the church. is that justifiable?

 

The vatican isn't the bible.

And the bible isn't religion.

You have no problem spotting strawmen when other people make them, but you remain conveniently oblivious to them when they are of your own making...

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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] do research and you will see what i say is true. heck 2000 years ago the vattican would execute anyone who didnt believe in the church. is that justifiable?Zyamaman

 

The vatican isn't the bible.

And the bible isn't religion.

You have no problem spotting strawmen when other people make them, but you remain conveniently oblivious to them when they are of your own making...

 

Everybody is entitled to their opinions.  Even though yours is wrong, you are entitlted to it.

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[QUOTE="Zyamaman"]

[QUOTE="0rbs"]

 

The vatican isn't the bible.

0rbs

And the bible isn't religion.

You have no problem spotting strawmen when other people make them, but you remain conveniently oblivious to them when they are of your own making...

 

Everybody is entitled to their opinions.  Even though yours is wrong, you are entitlted to it.

 

>"UHM I HAVE NO REPLY TO YOUR REFUTATION OF MY STRAWMAN SO HERES ANOTHER STRAWMAN ARGUMENT"


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#36 VaguelyTagged
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good, i love cancer actually.

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[QUOTE="Zyamaman"]

[QUOTE="0rbs"]

 

The vatican isn't the bible.

0rbs

And the bible isn't religion.

You have no problem spotting strawmen when other people make them, but you remain conveniently oblivious to them when they are of your own making...

 

Everybody is entitled to their opinions.  Even though yours is wrong, you are entitlted to it.

the bible is bs. you cant prove got wrote it all you have is a book from multiple people spinning a bs fairy tale
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#38 Zyamaman
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[QUOTE="Zyamaman"]

[QUOTE="0rbs"]

 

The vatican isn't the bible.

0rbs

And the bible isn't religion.

You have no problem spotting strawmen when other people make them, but you remain conveniently oblivious to them when they are of your own making...

 

Everybody is entitled to their opinions.  Even though yours is wrong, you are entitlted to it.

There were zero opinions expressed in my post. The only thing I did is to point out the logical fallacies you commited in that post, which are objective, observable facts, and thus are not subject to further interpretation.

If something of what I said is not clear to you, let me know, and I'll explain myself in shorter words, if need's be.

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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="Zyamaman"]

And the bible isn't religion.

You have no problem spotting strawmen when other people make them, but you remain conveniently oblivious to them when they are of your own making...

ThaneKrios28

 

Everybody is entitled to their opinions.  Even though yours is wrong, you are entitlted to it.

the bible is bs. you cant prove got wrote it all you have is a book from multiple people spinning a bs fairy tale

 

I don't believe that was even english.

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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="Zyamaman"]

And the bible isn't religion.

You have no problem spotting strawmen when other people make them, but you remain conveniently oblivious to them when they are of your own making...

Zyamaman

 

Everybody is entitled to their opinions.  Even though yours is wrong, you are entitlted to it.

There were zero opinions expressed in my post. The only thing I did is to point out the logical fallacies you commited in that post, which are objective, observable facts, and thus are not subject to further interpretation.

If something of what I said is not clear to you, let me know, and I'll explain myself in shorter words, if need's be.

 

It's objective to you, which makes it's subjective.

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#41 Zyamaman
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[QUOTE="Zyamaman"]

[QUOTE="0rbs"]

 

Everybody is entitled to their opinions.  Even though yours is wrong, you are entitlted to it.

0rbs

There were zero opinions expressed in my post. The only thing I did is to point out the logical fallacies you commited in that post, which are objective, observable facts, and thus are not subject to further interpretation.

If something of what I said is not clear to you, let me know, and I'll explain myself in shorter words, if need's be.

 

It's objective to you, which makes it's subjective.

Now that's just sad - either start trolling better, or I'll leave. Your pathetic attempts at philosophical abstraction are starting to bore me...

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#42 0rbs
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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="Zyamaman"]

There were zero opinions expressed in my post. The only thing I did is to point out the logical fallacies you commited in that post, which are objective, observable facts, and thus are not subject to further interpretation.

If something of what I said is not clear to you, let me know, and I'll explain myself in shorter words, if need's be.

Zyamaman

 

It's objective to you, which makes it's subjective.

Now that's just sad - either start trolling better, or I'll leave. Your pathetic attempts at philosophical abstraction are starting to bore me...

 

You must bore yourself.

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Y'all need Jesus
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If God has a plan for every man, woman and child, then it's God who gives you cancer.

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#45 Manx_Minx
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If God has a plan for every man, woman and child, then it's God who gives you cancer.

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nah devil lol
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#46 ThaneKrios28
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[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"][QUOTE="0rbs"]

 

Everybody is entitled to their opinions.  Even though yours is wrong, you are entitlted to it.

0rbs

the bible is bs. you cant prove got wrote it all you have is a book from multiple people spinning a bs fairy tale

 

I don't believe that was even english.

20 bucks says you are not even american so that comment is moot
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#47 HyperWarlock
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this thread gave me cancer.

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#48 0rbs
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[QUOTE="0rbs"]

[QUOTE="ThaneKrios28"] the bible is bs. you cant prove got wrote it all you have is a book from multiple people spinning a bs fairy taleThaneKrios28

 

I don't believe that was even english.

20 bucks says you are not even american so that comment is moot

 

Born and raised American.  I wish I didn't live here, maybe it's because i'm close to Detroit.

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#49 worlock77
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this_thread_gave_me_cancer_by_piratesadv.

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#50 konvikt_17
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Meh, ill just pray the cancer away

Problem solved!!