Gomenasai Off-Topic! my name is Ken-Sama.

I wonder what he'll do when he realizes Japan isn't like anime.fzdk

We strike then at japan when their too busy taking the mick out of him. We take all the hot *** wimen who make good sandmiches and make them our girlfriends. Since if their become our wife's we would have more responsibility's.

Did he just say a katana is the most superior weapon in the world? :?. WTF ever happened to guns?. Freaken Japanophiles....MgamerBD

My chib is better than his chib , since i chib him first before he gets a chance to chib me. Since am pure hardcore mad man.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Did he just say a katana is the most superior weapon in the world? :?. WTF ever happened to guns?. Freaken Japanophiles....EvilSteveo

My chib is better than his chib , since i chib him first before he gets a chance to chib me. Since am pure hardcore mad man.

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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]Did he just say a katana is the most superior weapon in the world? :?. WTF ever happened to guns?. Freaken Japanophiles....MgamerBD

My chib is better than his chib , since i chib him first before he gets a chance to chib me. Since am pure hardcore mad man.

You must of never been to the west of Scotland where i live. Its OK its better you don't know or understand the ned slang.

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

My chib is better than his chib , since i chib him first before he gets a chance to chib me. Since am pure hardcore mad man.

EvilSteveo

You must of never been to the west of Scotland where i live. Its OK its better you don't know or understand the ned slang.

Your extensive knowledge of Anime and ability to write Japanese words using the Roman Alphabet will probably make you of a higher class then most people in Japan. It would probably be more inspiring for you to speak to Americans and educate them on the Japanese culture so that we could understand exactly how they do things and why they do it. Once you arrive in Japan im sure you could always choose to impress a Japanese swordmaster using your Katana skills at a local park while they are running errands, if you were to slice a piece of bamboo or something while they happened to be passing by you. Once he responds to you, you can simply respond with a "Gomenasai" and he will more than likely help you further your training. If you watched Karate Kid then I'm sure you know that Japanese Adults are very fond of American Youth and have an aspiration for helping them find their dreams.

Homiegesus

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[QUOTE="MgamerBD"] Not if my chib can chib yours. I am truly the ultimate hardcore Japan maniac. I has teh ecchi figures and walk around with the same Japan shirt everyday. Beat that 8)MgamerBD

You must of never been to the west of Scotland where i live. Its OK its better you don't know or understand the ned slang.

In the land of West of Scotland ,there are a Species of sub-humans who have inferior intelligence than ever one Else.

They are called neds !!!!!!!!!!!

Here is an female of the species who is known to have several litters during her lifetime and her main weapon is all the fake gold rings on her fingers.

This is the best picture i could get without being modded.

They diet consits of gyro and the buckfast.

They try and fight anyone who are not dressed like them or differt in anyway. They often fight amonst them selfs in gangs called such as "Greenhills young team" "West madsquadz"

I have had experiences with neds trying to fight me. Often on drugs and drunk on buckfast. Is a dangerous combination since weed mixed with stimuants from the buckie plus the booze makes them even thicker.

They like to think their hard when in the only way they not dead yet. Is their in a large crowd , have Link'swith some more powerful neds.

A chib is a object like a knife or is a knife just something sharp to stab or slash someone.

I encounrte some once trying to fight me and my mates. One of them droped his spif he was high on. He said Oh no my spif . His tall mate who was the only dcent fighter. Said it be ok it be ok. Then the fat ned came that was watching and called for more. We just ran since by that we were geting threatended to get chibed and their were shouting for ther crew etc. This picture here might be a slight disturbing for some people. This was caused by a ned with a chib.

They listen to crappy techno music. Or sometimes real bad rap from America such as some 50 cent . They think other music like rock is rubbish and only emos , weirdos listen to it.

Heres a picture here to cheer you guys up.

Uhm..have fun i guess in japan..

What in the holy hell is a gaijii thing :o..?

@ EvilStereo- Wow so chib's are basically the wannabe gangsters and the Chavs of Scotland. Thats horrible.... and I thought Scotland was a peaceful place where only the manliest of men wear KlitsMgamerBD

Its only certain bits just don't wonder into greenhills where i live next to at night by your self. It safe in areas like Edinburgh at the tourist areas. Its just the weridos there or the posh people who like to act like their better than everyone else.

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Why the **** do people think he's serious. I'm surrounded by idiots, it's like being back at school again.a_little_bird

No body cares , no body cares but you.

You guys really need to learn how to use google.

[QUOTE="a_little_bird"]Why the **** do people think he's serious. I'm surrounded by idiots, it's like being back at school again.EvilSteveo

No body cares , no body cares but you.

This thread became interesting...

Why the **** do people think he's serious. I'm surrounded by idiots, it's like being back at school again.a_little_bird

Well as the saying goes..."You are what you surround yourself with"..

you wouldn't be a sama, even in your dreams :SJandurin

You showed him!

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[QUOTE="a_little_bird"]Why the **** do people think he's serious. I'm surrounded by idiots, it's like being back at school again.a_little_bird

Well as the saying goes..."You are what you surround yourself with"..

And some people really hate themselves that much...i don't really think it's right to call them pathetic or mock them...the only pathetic ones are the people who do it for attention..

Oooh hooray for preconcieved generalizations..:PAnd some people really hate themselves that much...Mocking people you deem pathetic somehow makes you less pathetic then they are..am i correct :p..?Xx_Hopeless_xX

Ok...then on Valentine's Day...I would drive to the house of the girl i love...slit my wrists....draw some hearts with my blood around her bedroom walls...maybe fill a tub with water and make the water a nice shade of red...try not to make a mess on the floor...and leave her a poem...then she'd finally know i love her...Xx_Hopeless_xX

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]Oooh hooray for preconcieved generalizations..:PAnd some people really hate themselves that much...Mocking people you deem pathetic somehow makes you less pathetic then they are..am i correct :p..?a_little_bird

Ok...then on Valentine's Day...I would drive to the house of the girl i love...slit my wrists....draw some hearts with my blood around her bedroom walls...maybe fill a tub with water and make the water a nice shade of red...try not to make a mess on the floor...and leave her a poem...then she'd finally know i love her...Xx_Hopeless_xX

That post was one for "If you were going to die tomorrow"...try reading the topic before making assumptions...and i thought it was quite romantic personally :p..And if you think i'm whiny you must not have much experience with people :o..as for attention...i don't need it from people on an internet forum..nice job assuming things about someone you don't know again..

That post was one for "If you were going to die tomorrow"...try reading the topic before making assumptions...and i thought it was quite romantic personally :p..And if you think i'm whiny you must not have much experience with people :o..as for attention...i don't need it from people on an internet forum..nice job assuming things about someone you don't know again..Xx_Hopeless_xX

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]That post was one for "If you were going to die tomorrow"...try reading the topic before making assumptions...and i thought it was quite romantic personally :p..And if you think i'm whiny you must not have much experience with people :o..as for attention...i don't need it from people on an internet forum..nice job assuming things about someone you don't know again..a_little_bird

Oh well expressing ones emotions in a private blog that no one is forced to read is whiny now?.thanks for the info.. And it really isn't self pity...try getting to know people..for the third time..before passing judgement on them..

[QUOTE="Xx_Hopeless_xX"]That post was one for "If you were going to die tomorrow"...try reading the topic before making assumptions...and i thought it was quite romantic personally :p..And if you think i'm whiny you must not have much experience with people :o..as for attention...i don't need it from people on an internet forum..nice job assuming things about someone you don't know again..a_little_bird

[QUOTE="BiancaDK"][QUOTE="McJugga"]This guy is legit.ghoklebutter

+1 but seriously this might be a noob question but how does everyone know this is a fake thread?

how does everyone know this is a fake thread?

batman_is_aweso

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how does everyone know this is a fake thread?

Jandurin

I lol'd.

Iunno.....

Something tells me that user name explains this topic.

CJL13

I'm new to this forum and I thought I would introduce myself. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the japanese lifestyle? Wish me luck in Japan!BORN_TO_HATE

So you speak the "Kanji" dialect eh? I wonder what that could sound like pray tell? And gosh it's nice that you're familar with the Osaka dialect but you really should have taken some Kobun classes and studied up on your Bungo so you could actually understand why some of the language anachronisms exist and better understand those chambara films I'm sure you enjoy oh so much.

Also I'm sure the Japanese students will be somewhat startled to see a 27 year old American attending their school as opposed to teaching there.

I'll refer to you as Ken-chan. It's more suitable for you than Ken-sama.

Anyway, good luck. You'll need it.

This is why I hate otakus.Rippou

[QUOTE="Rippou"]This is why I hate otakus.SeraphimGoddess

Htmmm how would you go to High School if your 27? XD

This guy is legit.McJugga

I'm new to this forum and I thought I would introduce myself. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the japanese lifestyle? Wish me luck in Japan!BORN_TO_HATE

1. Why did you have to add the "gaijin" in your sentence? That's kind of offending.
2. Games made in Japan aren't necessarily superior just because they were made in Japan.
3. I have a gun. Come fight me.
4. Very few people strictly follow Bushido anymore. Seppuku isn't exactly common you know.
5. I've heard that many non-Japanese people feel ostracized when they move to Japan. They will give you nice compliments but mean something else entirely.
6. You say you can draw well, so good luck. I hear the work schedule and pay isn't too great for an animator however.
7. If you want to become a game designer, you better be good at math, thinking outside the box (as opposed to emulating everything Japanese), and good at programming. You didn't state that you have any of those skills, so think realistically before making these kinds of statemnets.
8. Good luck. You'll need it.

One last thing...I don't like how you refer to yourself as Ken-sama and all of us as Gaijins. It comes off as rather elitist and condescending to the rest of us.

[QUOTE="BORN_TO_HATE"]I'm new to this forum and I thought I would introduce myself. I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Anyone have some tips so I can fully experience the japanese lifestyle? Wish me luck in Japan!Sky-

1. Why did you have to add the "gaijin" in your sentence? That's kind of offending.
2. Games made in Japan aren't necessarily superior just because they were made in Japan.
3. I have a gun. Come fight me.
4. Very few people strictly follow Bushido anymore. Seppuku isn't exactly common you know.
5. I've heard that many non-Japanese people feel ostracized when they move to Japan. They will give you nice compliments but mean something else entirely.
6. You say you can draw well, so good luck. I hear the work schedule and pay isn't too great for an animator however.
7. If you want to become a game designer, you better be good at math, thinking outside the box (as opposed to emulating everything Japanese), and good at programming. You didn't state that you have any of those skills, so think realistically before making these kinds of statemnets.
8. Good luck. You'll need it.

One last thing...I don't like how you refer to yourself as Ken-sama and all of us as Gaijins. It comes off as rather elitist and condescending to the rest of us.

I think he was joking lol.