Good Chuck Norris jokes.

One is "Some people pray to god, god prays to Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris's Tears cure cancer

[spoiler] Too bad he never cries [/spoiler]

Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard ... only another fist!

After a hard night of drinking, Chuck Norris doesn't throw up, he throws down!

There is no evolution. Only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris was once beaten in a game of checkers by Mr. T. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills. He blinked

It is said that for every action, there is a equal and opposite reaction. This is false as there is nothing equal to Chuck norris's round house kick.

i think i may have said it wrong but you get the gist. why not look this up at chucknorrisfacts.com ? :D

Since i hate chuck norris i only know anti-chuck norris jokes

What do Santa Claus and Chuck Norris have in common?

When they enter a little boys room they both leave with an empty sack.

Since i hate chuck norris i only know anti-chuck norris jokes

What do Santa Claus and Chuck Norris have in common?

When they enter a little boys room they both leave with an empty sack.

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Thats not a Chuck Norris joke ... thats a Michael Jackson joke!!

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag girls, he potato sacks 'em...-Asterisk

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares at them until they give him the information he needs.

Chuck Norris can turn water into bacon.

Chuck Norris was once beaten in a game of checkers by Mr. T. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole bottle of sleeping pills. He blinked

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Ted: "Surely you can't be serious!"

Ted ended up in the morgue. You do not call Chuck Norris "Shirley."

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Outer space exists because it's too afraid to exist on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' fist is the only hand that can beat the Royal Flush.

I still think the Chuck Norris fascination is pretty lame but there are a few good ones out there.

May have been mentioned already but, here's some anyway:

Chuck Norris built the house he was born in.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet the water gets Norris.

At night Chuck Norris doesn't look udner his bed for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

They say the tears of Chuck Norris cure cancer. It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag girls, he potato sacks 'em...-Asterisk

That's the best one I've heard yet! :lol:

only because of the epic scale of the stupidity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8

my other favorite anti-chuck norris joke is

Chuck Norris turned down a cameo appearance in the movie Dodgeball because he doesnt like to dodgeballs, he likes to have them smack against his chin

as for a normal chuck norris joke id say.

chuck norris doesnt have hair on his balls, becaue hair cant grow on steel

chuck norris doesn't go hunting...he goes killing.

Chuck Norris is so tough...he laughs while watching the Saw films.ineedanap

i guess im as tough as chuck norris. i dont see how anybody could find them frightening. if they do, they should go watch films of surgery. they wouldnt be able to sleep for weeks.

Chuck Norris when he was just a baby

My favorite was the one of the very first ones "Chuck Norris' chief export is pain."

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

chuck norrises tears cure cancer...to bad he dont cry

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris' IQ can be expressed simply as a sideways eight.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

well thats all them...

The only Chuck Norris joke that ever made me laugh was

[spoiler] Chuck norris once had an erection in a school hallway; there were no survivors [/spoiler]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.

Now it is just known as the Islands.

I need to find that Soul Calibur 3 video of Chuck beating the opponent with a roundhouse XD

Anyway...

Chuck Norris once smoked thirty cartons of cigarettes a day and developed ten different kinds of cancer, only to flush them from his body by flexing for thirty minutes.

guess what....

I CAN KICK CHUCK NORRIS' @$$!!!