Good Chuck Norris jokes.

JFK wasnt really assasinated, heres how it went:

Seconds before the sniper took his shot, Chuck Norris ran 100 miles and deflected the bullet with his beard. The sight was so awsome that JFK's head instantly exploded.

All right im guna have a go at making one up myself. Here goes...

"Eclipses are nothing to do with the alignment of the planets, its just Chuck Norris wanting shade."

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Been said before? Any good? Never mind....

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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Chuck Norris is so gay that when he goes to the donkey show, he get jealous of the woman.

Chuck Norris has been offered a role as "Dragger, Texas Deputy" in the new "Walker, Texas Ranger" show. The new show will star "Walker," a bionic piece of metal "Dragger" uses to get around.

Chuck is a better man than you'll ever be. Then again, so is Janet Reno

Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris...and decided he'd rather never see again

When Chuck Norris gets angry, he finds a revolving door and attempts to slam it shut. Inevitably, the door swings around and kicks his ass.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Haahaaahaaaa........:lol:

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Michael J. Fox always orders his martini's shaken, not stirred....because he likes to feel like James Bond.

Wait, what is this thread about again?

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris & Sonic once had a fight. The universe exploded from awesomeness.

There are no Chuck Norris jokes.

[spoiler] cause he said there aren't [/spoiler]

Since i hate chuck norris i only know anti-chuck norris jokes

What do Santa Claus and Chuck Norris have in common?

When they enter a little boys room they both leave with an empty sack.

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Mega Lol

Chuck Norris CAN simply walk into Mordor

Chuck Norris IS Sparta

Okay, half of these are recycled jokes from the other Chuck Norris thread last week.

Chuck Norris is a corny, no-talent actor. Bear Gryllis could kick his @$$.

I heard this from my friend.

"The Red Sea did not divide because of God or Moses but because it saw Chuck Norris walk through its way."