Good comeback for this insult?

Find your horn, blow it, then watch as flying monkeys eat his eyeballs.

The jerk store called. They're running out of you!_Classic_Gamer_

What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!

you know your adopted right?

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[QUOTE="Mr_sprinkles"]turn around, bend over, and fart on them.Mr_sprinkles

wut

fart back again?

He says. "your not funny you know that right?"

say: And you have a bad sense of humor, what else is new?

"The jerkstore called, their running out of you."

Hahahaha.

[QUOTE="_Classic_Gamer_"]The jerk store called. They're running out of you!Tim_Q

What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!

edit: i put the seinfeld joke w/o reading rest of thread >_> other ppl thought of it already :(

Ultima_5

The jerk store called. They're running out of you!_Classic_Gamer_

this

Just be like "I think you're projecting."

That will put them on the defensive quickly.

[QUOTE="Tim_Q"]

[QUOTE="_Classic_Gamer_"]The jerk store called. They're running out of you!chester706

What's the difference? You're their all time best seller!

Wait, did someone already post a comback to the comback? I thought I didn't see anybody else :x

If people around you laughed at your joke you have him pwnt right there.

One time my friend told a joke and everyone was laughing, when it stopped this dumb girl said "You know you're not funny" (20+ people laughed at what he said, it was directed towards her, but not *at* her)

So if you weren't actually being funny just agree with him. What's he going to say to that?

"You're not funny"

"Yeah, I know"

"No you're not funny... oh... uhh... o-okay."

DigitalExile

The other day I made a half-funny joke and some guy said "you're not funny you know that right?". I can honestly say I've never been told that in my life. I really didn't have a good comeback for that one.

Anybody have a few that might help me out if someone ever says that again?

mohfrontline

Some self-deprecating humor is the best thing to use in this situation. Most people don't know how to respond to that kind of comeback, and you'll show him that his comment bounced right off.