Got owned today...

I was in math class, and my math teacher is...well, young and hot. Okay, so, she was going around speaking with some students about some papers. If you weren't getting talked to, you could just sit and do whatever. The teacher came around and was talking to the kid next to me. She was kinda bent over, you know, pointing out stuff on his paper, etc. So my friend, who sits a few rows over, gets my attention. Shortly after he mouths (you know, lips move, nothing comes out) that he'll give me five bucks if I 'air spank' the teacher's butt. I needed five bucks, and I figured it'd be good for a laugh, so I started doing it. I did it twice and on the third time...SLAP! I accidently slapped it for real.:?

The world seemed to slow down. I was like :shock:

The teacher whirled around, drawing the whole classes attention...

"What did you just do?" she said.

I blurted out "I'M SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! There was a-a-a-a-a-a fly...and..."

She just said "It's okay. Just um...let it fly around next time."

I just facepalmed as she turned back around.

I went to apologize after school but she was cool about it.

Oh, and after school the five bucks ended up flying into the street where it was run over and destroyed in some big truck's tire.:?

PS: Tell me your self owns, if you've got 'em.

First real lol all day.

One time I hit I tree that had a pillow on it with a stick. The stick rebounded on me and gave me a bloody nose and stary eyes.

That is just way. too. awesome.

Dude, you gave your teacher a spanking. :lol:

:lol: Did you clear her desk off when you went to talk to her? Pirate700

:lol:

I wish. :P

Pix or it isn't a hot teacher.

And, did you smash and dash? Get it done and run? Have your fun and gun?

At least you got a nice handful of-

Just now, I made a fake death note with some paint and a notebook, you know just for show. It looked pretty good, it was black with the white letters at the cover and the rules inside. I said looked because the moment my mom saw it she freaked out and told me it would attract evil and misfortune. I just told her it was like playing with a pokeball toy: It's fake, I won't be killing anyone anytime soon.

She literaly made me rip it into shreds and dispose of it. I still haven't wiped that ''What the holy ****!?'' look from my face.

I was in math class, and my math teacher is...well, young and hot. Okay, so, she was going around speaking with some students about some papers. If you weren't getting talked to, you could just sit and do whatever. The teacher came around and was talking to the kid next to me. She was kinda bent over, you know, pointing out stuff on his paper, etc. So my friend, who sits a few rows over, gets my attention. Shortly after he mouths (you know, lips move, nothing comes out) that he'll give me five bucks if I 'air spank' the teacher's butt. I needed five bucks, and I figured it'd be good for a laugh, so I started doing it. I did it twice and on the third time...SLAP! I accidently slapped it for real.:?

The world seemed to slow down. I was like :shock:

The teacher whirled around, drawing the whole classes attention...

"What did you just do?" she said.

I blurted out "I'M SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! There was a-a-a-a-a-a fly...and..."

She just said "It's okay. Just um...let it fly around next time."

I just facepalmed as she turned back around.

I went to apologize after school but she was cool about it.

Oh, and after school the five bucks ended up flying into the street where it was run over and destroyed in some big truck's tire.:?

PS: Tell me your self owns, if you've got 'em.

StaindShadow

dude if she said it was ok and stuff she wants you to jam it in her cause no one in hell would belief the fly part.

Your friend must have laughed hard. :lol:

Then shed a tear because he didn't get as much ass as you did today. :|

LAWLS awesome dude..... ummm I got kicked in the bawls by my girl friend for no reason and then she just pointed and laughed while I was on the grown out of breath.....CoolSkAGuy

I offer my condolences.

Wows that made me :lol: and nearly ROFL

I walked straight in to a concrete post before if that counts

:lol: Good story. And no offense but saying that there was a fly, is a bad excuse. At least it worked though. :Pff7cloudking

her letting it go dosn't mean she accepted the excuse, she let it go because no one would say that if they actually did it on purpose

I was in math class, and my math teacher is...well, young and hot. Okay, so, she was going around speaking with some students about some papers. If you weren't getting talked to, you could just sit and do whatever. The teacher came around and was talking to the kid next to me. She was kinda bent over, you know, pointing out stuff on his paper, etc. So my friend, who sits a few rows over, gets my attention. Shortly after he mouths (you know, lips move, nothing comes out) that he'll give me five bucks if I 'air spank' the teacher's butt. I needed five bucks, and I figured it'd be good for a laugh, so I started doing it. I did it twice and on the third time...SLAP! I accidently slapped it for real.:?

The world seemed to slow down. I was like :shock:

The teacher whirled around, drawing the whole classes attention...

"What did you just do?" she said.

I blurted out "I'M SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! There was a-a-a-a-a-a fly...and..."

She just said "It's okay. Just um...let it fly around next time."

I just facepalmed as she turned back around.

I went to apologize after school but she was cool about it.

Oh, and after school the five bucks ended up flying into the street where it was run over and destroyed in some big truck's tire.:?

PS: Tell me your self owns, if you've got 'em.

StaindShadow

i stopped reading after that

Pix or it isn't a hot teacher.

And, did you smash and dash? Get it done and run? Have your fun and gun?

dday2121

I wish I had a hot teacher :D All of them at my school are old:|

Lucky you:P

I wish I had a hot teacher :D All of them at my school are old:|

Lucky you:P

DarkAlucard666

I actually have two young hot teachers. ;)

First time that's ever happened.

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I wish I had a hot teacher :D All of them at my school are old:|

Lucky you:P

StaindShadow

I actually have two young hot teachers. ;)

First time that's ever happened.

TWO!?O:

geez...

:lol:

Good story.

In religion calss, when te teacher was walking around checking homework, I dared my friend to stand up and flip her off.

So he does it but he does it for a really long time, and he makes a noise which causes her to turn around. But then quickly puts his hands down and begins to sit when my teacher says: "JOHN!!!!"

Everyone thought she caught him, but she just said "...stay in your seat."

It was the funniest thing I have seen.