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#1 megahaloman64
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Ok, if an AK-47 only shoots semi-automatic, shouldn't it be called an S-AK-47

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#2 omfg_its_dally
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Huh? :?
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#3 psn_Jaimzl
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I get it but, i didn't find it funny at all not even a smirk.

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#4 JML897
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I hope I don't get it...if I did get it, that's the least funny joke I've ever heard :?
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#5 im_really_rich
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I assume the 'A' in AK-47 stands for 'automatic.'

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#6 megahaloman64
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ak-47 stands for automatic kalashnikov, 1947.

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#7 JML897
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Oh...I did get it. :? Don't go into comedy.
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#8 Cherokee_Jack
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No, it should be called the SK-47.
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#9 megahaloman64
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Oh...I did get it. :? Don't go into comedy.JML897

Who needs comedy when you have guns.

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#10 im_really_rich
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1/2 AK-47

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#11 deactivated-59506133570df
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I hope I don't get it...if I did get it, that's the least funny joke I've ever heard :?JML897

same here.

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#12 II-FBIsniper-II
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That wasn't funny at all. Your post count being 1337 slightly made up for it.
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#13 KG86
Member since 2007 • 6021 Posts

Sacks aren't funny, they're quite useful.

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#14 ManifestoJoe
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Thats not even really a joke. It's really just your opinion on the name. :|
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#15 jasperrussell
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I always thought AK-47s were fully automatic????????? as in - hold the trigger - bullets keep shooting.

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#16 RockysCatnipCo
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ak-47 stands for automatic kalashnikov, 1947.

megahaloman64
Avtomat Kalashnikova, actually. And I'm pretty sure that was the worst joke I have ever heard in my life. Never post again..
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#17 megahaloman64
Member since 2006 • 2532 Posts

wasn't one of my better ones. How about this joke. How many shots does it take to kill someone with an m16? Wait hold on it jammed on me.

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#18 smack_masta
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wasn't one of my better ones. How about this joke. How many shots does it take to kill someone with an m16? Wait hold on it jammed on me.

megahaloman64



Please stop :cry:

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#19 megahaloman64
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

wasn't one of my better ones. How about this joke. How many shots does it take to kill someone with an m16? Wait hold on it jammed on me.

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Please stop :cry:

i'd tell you all some good jokes, but then i'd get banned.

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#20 KG86
Member since 2007 • 6021 Posts

Guns aren't funny unless they shoot out a flag with the word "Bang!" on it.

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#22 deactivated-60a18c108ffa9
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[QUOTE="smack_masta"]

[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

wasn't one of my better ones. How about this joke. How many shots does it take to kill someone with an m16? Wait hold on it jammed on me.

megahaloman64



Please stop :cry:

i'd tell you all some good jokes, but then i'd get banned.

Then get banned. Take a risk dude and redeem yourself.

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#23 REA24409
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ha...............ha.......:|

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#24 omfg_its_dally
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ak-47 stands for automatic kalashnikov, 1947.

megahaloman64
Ok, I did get it. To be honest I was hoping that wasn't the joke.
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#25 megahaloman64
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

[QUOTE="smack_masta"]

Please stop :cry:

RandomBeast

i'd tell you all some good jokes, but then i'd get banned.

Then get banned. Take a risk dude and redeem yourself.

ok, this one won't get me banned. If a quiz is a quizicle, then whats a test.

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#26 OODALOOP
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[QUOTE="RandomBeast"]

[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

i'd tell you all some good jokes, but then i'd get banned.

megahaloman64

Then get banned. Take a risk dude and redeem yourself.

ok, this one won't get me banned. If a quiz is a quizicle, then whats a test.

But a quiz isn't a quizicle and there's no situation where it would be. The joke doesn't make sense.
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#27 Tezcatlipoca666
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AK-47 stands for Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 model not Automatic Kalashnikov. Avtomat being a self-loading gun designed before the AK-47.

It would be pointless to call it an Automatic Kalashnikov because they are all automatic anyway (except the civilian models that are either semi-automatic or pull only). So yeah, the joke fails :)

Also, the "AK-47" everyone has come to love is in fact actually called the AKM. The original AK-47's phased out in 1959-1960 when the new AKM entered service. Its similar to how the US army replaced the M16A1 with the M16A2 (and then A3 & A4).

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#28 megahaloman64
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lets leave comedy to the experts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvCO7ZU5F0s

if you don't laugh, theres no point in your life.

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#29 swamprat_basic
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lets leave comedy to the experts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvCO7ZU5F0s

if you don't laugh, theres no point in your life.

megahaloman64

I guess there's no point in my life, because there wasn't anything funny about that video.

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#30 darx55
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Wow,was that supposed to be funny?
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#31 Forumposter
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I hope I don't get it...if I did get it, that's the least funny joke I've ever heard :?JML897
that
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#32 deactivated-60a18c108ffa9
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[QUOTE="RandomBeast"]

[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

i'd tell you all some good jokes, but then i'd get banned.

megahaloman64

Then get banned. Take a risk dude and redeem yourself.

ok, this one won't get me banned. If a quiz is a quizicle, then whats a test.

Are you fing serious!!!
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#33 paul939
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That's not funny.
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#34 darx55
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this thread just failed..
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#35 jamejame
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Thread of the year right here folks:lol:

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#36 martialbullet
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Wow, even people at a gun club would be disappointed with those jokes :|

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#37 Cherokee_Jack
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Wow, even people at a gun club would be disappointed with those jokes :|

martialbullet
People at a gun club would be more disappointed because they'd probably know gun jokes that were funny.
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#38 im_really_rich
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

lets leave comedy to the experts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvCO7ZU5F0s

if you don't laugh, theres no point in your life.

swamprat_basic

I guess there's no point in my life, because there wasn't anything funny about that video.

I thought it was pretty funny.

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#39 Adrianstalker
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[QUOTE="swamprat_basic"]

[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

lets leave comedy to the experts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvCO7ZU5F0s

if you don't laugh, theres no point in your life.

im_really_rich

I guess there's no point in my life, because there wasn't anything funny about that video.

I thought it was pretty funny.

You...did?......but....how....you.....could..... :|

Seriously, one of the stupidest thing I have ever seen. How old are you?

and TC, Jesus, stop, please stop and try not to tell those jokes in public. Keep telling to yourself

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#40 foolio_67
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I like you TC :D

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#41 MiiZ_Riiot3rX
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Then the (3rd) most coolest gun would have a crappy name. We do not want that. :(
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#42 Neon-Tiger
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Then the (3rd) most coolest gun would have a crappy name. We do not want that. :(MiiZ_Riiot3rX
Your name doesn't scream MissRiotmaker alt or anything...
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#43 optiow
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What?:? I don't get it:cry:
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#45 blakout3
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That...was...bad

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#46 Gaming-Planet
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What about Ak-23.5 .... oh wait :|

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#47 67gt500
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Keep your day job...
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#48 ShotGunBunny
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No, it should be called the SK-47.Cherokee_Jack
Aren't there actual SK's?
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#49 Mudcake_Mad
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Wow, even people at a gun club would be disappointed with those jokes :|

martialbullet

Lmfao :lol: . I actually laughed at TC's test joke :)

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#50 VENOM192
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This thread fails.

Funny