gun joke (some of you might not understand)

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#51 warbmxjohn
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The only funny in this thread is the complete failure of TC's comedy. Don't give up though TC, gotta crawl before you walk.

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#52 fraz1776
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AK-47 stands for Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 model not Automatic Kalashnikov. Avtomat being a self-loading gun designed before the AK-47.

It would be pointless to call it an Automatic Kalashnikov because they are all automatic anyway (except the civilian models that are either semi-automatic or pull only). So yeah, the joke fails :)

Also, the "AK-47" everyone has come to love is in fact actually called the AKM. The original AK-47's phased out in 1959-1960 when the new AKM entered service. Its similar to how the US army replaced the M16A1 with the M16A2 (and then A3 & A4).

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Avtomat/Автомат literally means "automatic" in russian

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#53 WhiteSnake5000
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You should try other fields. Comedian doesn't fit you very well.

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#54 -Montauk-
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[QUOTE="Cherokee_Jack"]No, it should be called the SK-47.ShotGunBunny
Aren't there actual SK's?

I'm fairly positive there are, but I think the SK might stand for South Korea(n) but I'm not too sure on that.
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#55 megahaloman64
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Wow, even people at a gun club would be disappointed with those jokes :|

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When your known as crazy Mike at the gun club, and your holding a loaded Mossberg 500, they think it's funny.

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#56 Napkin4TheFace
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lmfao that was dumb

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#57 megahaloman64
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Screw this, here's a real joke

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hey wanna go ride bikes.

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#58 Napkin4TheFace
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lets leave comedy to the experts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvCO7ZU5F0s

if you don't laugh, theres no point in your life.

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that video effing sucked hah...the only part that made me happy, not even smile, was the end.
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#59 T_P_O
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Guns suck.

But not as much as the joke.

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#60 warbmxjohn
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Screw this, here's a real joke

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hey wanna go ride bikes.

megahaloman64
Ok you redeemed yourself with that one. :lol:
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#61 hokies1313
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wasn't one of my better ones. How about this joke. How many shots does it take to kill someone with an m16? Wait hold on it jammed on me.

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Don't quit your day job.
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#62 tofu-lion91
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Please stop :cry:smack_masta
Seconded :?
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#63 Omega_Zero69
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[QUOTE="JML897"]Oh...I did get it. :? Don't go into comedy.megahaloman64

Who needs comedy when you have guns.

who needs gun when you have comedy. i thought it was pretty funny :|
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#64 clembo1990
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I suppose that's what the legal ones are called.
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#65 whoopy2008
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[QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Screw this, here's a real joke

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hey wanna go ride bikes.

warbmxjohn

Ok you redeemed yourself with that one. :lol:

I dont get it ?

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#66 warbmxjohn
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[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"][QUOTE="megahaloman64"]

Screw this, here's a real joke

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hey wanna go ride bikes.

whoopy2008

Ok you redeemed yourself with that one. :lol:

I dont get it ?

ADHD is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, meaning people that have extremely low attention spans. See how in that joke he couldn't stay on one subject even long enough to finish his own joke?
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#67 teh_619
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AK-47 stands for Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 model not Automatic Kalashnikov. Avtomat being a self-loading gun designed before the AK-47.

It would be pointless to call it an Automatic Kalashnikov because they are all automatic anyway (except the civilian models that are either semi-automatic or pull only). So yeah, the joke fails :)

Also, the "AK-47" everyone has come to love is in fact actually called the AKM. The original AK-47's phased out in 1959-1960 when the new AKM entered service. Its similar to how the US army replaced the M16A1 with the M16A2 (and then A3 & A4).

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This post was funnier than the Original Post.
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#68 luamhtrad
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When your known as crazy Mike at the gun club, and your holding a loaded Mossberg 500, they think it's funny.megahaloman64

The Mossberg 930 SPX is better. A lot better.

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#69 whoopy2008
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[QUOTE="whoopy2008"]

[QUOTE="warbmxjohn"]Ok you redeemed yourself with that one. :lol:warbmxjohn

I dont get it ?

ADHD is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder, meaning people that have extremely low attention spans. See how in that joke he couldn't stay on one subject even long enough to finish his own joke?

oh I see, well let's say we have a different style of humor