Hancock just won over The Dark Knight for the best Action/Adventure movie...

Many dumb teenagers think black = cool.

It's no wonder they all listen to rap music and support Barack Hussein Obama.

bungie93

Ummm...

Were talking about moives here. :?

Many dumb teenagers think black = cool.

It's no wonder they all listen to rap music and support Barack Hussein Obama.

bungie93

OMG u just offended me by saying that wow u need to get some help. What the hell does that have to do with movies?

[QUOTE="bungie93"]

Many dumb teenagers think black = cool.

It's no wonder they all listen to rap music and support Barack Hussein Obama.

MgamerBD

OMG u just offended me by saying that wow u need to get some help. What the hell does that have to do with movies?

Hancock starred a black superhero. That is the only thing that distinguishes it from any other superhero movie.

And I offended you with one comment? You are the one who needs help.

Many dumb teenagers think black = cool.

It's no wonder they all listen to rap music and support Barack Hussein Obama.

bungie93

When you consider that this is the subset of teenagers (and possibly younger kids) who would actually bother to vote for the Teen Choice Awards in the first place, it all starts to make more sense.

Makes sense, it's teens who voted after all, too young to comprehend the awesomeness of TDK.
conquerorsaint

Hancock was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.:| Clearly the people voting for the Teen Choice Awards have some serious problems.socked_feet

Teen Choice Awards.

I actually had more fun watching Hancock than The dark knight.Tjeremiah1988

Well... I certainly have to disagree with you there. Me and about 20 of my friends went to see TDK on opening night, the whole theater gasped when [spoiler] The joker did the magic trick [/spoiler]

You watched the teen choice awards?LJS9502_basic

Hancock was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.:| Clearly the people voting for the Teen Choice Awards have some serious problems.socked_feet

It's called puberty.

Many dumb teenagers think black = cool.

It's no wonder they all listen to rap music and support Barack Hussein Obama.

bungie93

someone slap this guy!

[QUOTE="Tjeremiah1988"]I actually had more fun watching Hancock than The dark knight.Franklinstein

Well... I certainly have to disagree with you there. Me and about 20 of my friends went to see TDK on opening night, the whole theater gasped when The joker did the magic trick

yea same but not to say TDK wasnt great, i just had more fun watching Hancock. TDK is a great movie.

Did Will Smith stride up onto the stage to collect the award, stare vacantly at the crowd for a moment before screaming "I COULD OF BEEN IN THE MATRIX YOU KNOW! I SHOULD OF BEEN NEO, NOT THAT HACK KEANU REEVS! KEANU!? IT SOUNDS LIKE A CHEAP EUROPEAN CAR!"

And slowly walk off the stage clutching his teen award thing. I hope he did.

This thread ended when the TC stated Teen Choice Awards.

Of course 13 year old kids would vote for Hancock, they can't understand the complexities and greatness of The Dark Knight.

This thread ended when the TC stated Teen Choice Awards.

Of course 13 year old kids would vote for Hancock, they can't understand the complexities and greatness of The Dark Knight.

hokies1313

WHy not vote Ironman then?

TDK was all held together by The Joker. I'm not saying it was bad, I loved it, all I;m saying is Bale was either 'Batman' which was cool but when he wasn't Batman he was basically...Patrick Bateman. Thats my opinion though.

But yeah. Kids are stupid. They should of beat them all at the awards like "WE MADE THE DARK KNIGHT A 12A AND HOW DO YOU REPAY US!? BY VOTING FOR THIS....THIS TRAVESTY OF A FILM! GET OUT! YOUR OPINION IS NOT VALID HERE"

Well... I certainly have to disagree with you there. Me and about 20 of my friends went to see TDK on opening night, the whole theater gasped when [spoiler] The joker did the magic trick [/spoiler]
Franklinstein

They voted for Hancock is because they like Will smith than Batman, come on like everyone knows who Willsmith is.

But, I agree Dark Knight should have won. Those teen vote for the person they like more.

When they say "teen choice awards" what they really mean is "tween girls with no real brain choice awards". At least thats the impression I get from Miley Cyrus being the host.Vaasman

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at the Teen Choice Awards:|HardcoreGamer84

probably because Will Smith is in it. the chicks dig him apparently >.>

I'd say it's probably because of how popular Will Smith is with teens. Most of them know about him from I Am Legend.(As much as I hate that movie) Christian Bale on the other hand. . .while movies like American Psycho are much better than I Am Legend, I dought many people my age have seen it. So like a previous poster said, Smith>Bale in most teenagers opinion. Though they're are a lot of people my age (14) who much prefer TDK over Hancock.bigfatcrap

It's because teens are stupid. That's all there is to it. Teens are the kinds of people who have to read The Grapes of Wrath for school, and then get pissed off because there wasn't enough wrath, and there were too many scenes of poor people sitting around eating fried dough. Teens are simply too stupid to recognize intelligent drama if it bit them in the nuts. That's why movies like "Meet the Spartans" are continually a smash hit.

Aren't the teen Choice awards an MTV awards show?

Well, just ask yourself...WHO watches MTV? Idiots. Do you REALLY think that that the MTV demographic cares about good filmmaking? No, they care about MTV-level stupidity, that's why they watch MTV. That's why they like watching summer blockbusters where "stuff done got blown up real good" instead of intelligent movies that ask the audience to think a bit.

Teens don't LIKE to think. That's why they're always getting high on pot and then playing Halo. That's why you can make a post on Gamespot, and people make comments like, "that was too long. I'm not gonna read that."

Yeah, god forbid that you have to READ something. God forbid that you actually have to use your own imagination, rather than seeing an MTV music video director flash a bunch of bright colours on a screen. That's why teens absolutely LOVE movies like Transformers and Bad Boys, and hate movies like The Talented Mr Ripley. That's why these people think that Aliens vs Predator 2 is the awesomest movie ever, and then think that Alien is a P.O.S. movie cuz it don't got enough fightin' and ****.

Teens are idiots, plain and simple. Nobody gives a flying **** what they think, because they suck.

Thankfully, this is usually just a symptom of immaturity, and most teens eventually grow out of their "idiot" phase. And let's not forget that even though teens are idiots in general, there are SOME teens who don't completely ****ing suck.

But most of them do. And that's why the Teen Choice Awards have absolutely no ****ing credibility.

You watched the teen choice awards?LJS9502_basic

...Well, just ask yourself...WHO watches MTV? Idiots. Do you REALLY think that that the MTV demographic cares about good filmmaking? No, they care about MTV-level stupidity, that's why they watch MTV...

MrGeezer

I'm not sure if the Teen Choice awards are affiliated with MTV, but that amuses me either way, along with the rest of your post. I agree; the vast majority of teenagers are royally goddamned irritating. There's one thing I'm not sure I agree with though:

...and most teens eventually grow out of their "idiot" phase.

MrGeezer

;)

This is just really, really sad.

*facepalm*

Who will join me in this facepalm event?

Makes sense, it's teens who voted after all, too young to comprehend the awesomeness of TDK.

Or it could just be a popularity contest after all. Will Smith>Bale for teens. Lemme guess, Will Smith was there to accept the award right? conquerorsaint

I'm a teen, and I'd never vote for Hancock over THE DARKKNIGHT! I mean c'mon. No contest.

best movie ive ever seen

C4_yourself

Then you need to watch more movies. ;)

Many dumb teenagers think black = cool.

It's no wonder they all listen to rap music and support Barack Hussein Obama.

bungie93

Batmobile=black...

You watched the teen choice awards?LJS9502_basic

Yes

[QUOTE="bigfatcrap"]I'd say it's probably because of how popular Will Smith is with teens. Most of them know about him from I Am Legend.(As much as I hate that movie) Christian Bale on the other hand. . .while movies like American Psycho are much better than I Am Legend, I dought many people my age have seen it. So like a previous poster said, Smith>Bale in most teenagers opinion. Though they're are a lot of people my age (14) who much prefer TDK over Hancock.MrGeezer

It's because teens are stupid. That's all there is to it. Teens are the kinds of people who have to read The Grapes of Wrath for school, and then get pissed off because there wasn't enough wrath, and there were too many scenes of poor people sitting around eating fried dough. Teens are simply too stupid to recognize intelligent drama if it bit them in the nuts. That's why movies like "Meet the Spartans" are continually a smash hit.

Aren't the teen Choice awards an MTV awards show?

Well, just ask yourself...WHO watches MTV? Idiots. Do you REALLY think that that the MTV demographic cares about good filmmaking? No, they care about MTV-level stupidity, that's why they watch MTV. That's why they like watching summer blockbusters where "stuff done got blown up real good" instead of intelligent movies that ask the audience to think a bit.

Teens don't LIKE to think. That's why they're always getting high on pot and then playing Halo. That's why you can make a post on Gamespot, and people make comments like, "that was too long. I'm not gonna read that."

Yeah, god forbid that you have to READ something. God forbid that you actually have to use your own imagination, rather than seeing an MTV music video director flash a bunch of bright colours on a screen. That's why teens absolutely LOVE movies like Transformers and Bad Boys, and hate movies like The Talented Mr Ripley. That's why these people think that Aliens vs Predator 2 is the awesomest movie ever, and then think that Alien is a P.O.S. movie cuz it don't got enough fightin' and ****.

Teens are idiots, plain and simple. Nobody gives a flying **** what they think, because they suck.

Thankfully, this is usually just a symptom of immaturity, and most teens eventually grow out of their "idiot" phase. And let's not forget that even though teens are idiots in general, there are SOME teens who don't completely ****ing suck.

But most of them do. And that's why the Teen Choice Awards have absolutely no ****ing credibility.

Hey, I'm 16, way to generalize :roll: