Has Your Girlfriend Ever Punched you in the face?

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#1 Fatal_Poison
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Mine hasn't, 'coz I'm nice to her like a good boyfriend should. You?
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#2 hedden93
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I don't have a girlfriend to punch me in the face :cry:

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#3 xJust_CraZyx
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nope. i have no girlfriend to punch me in the face.

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#4 Necrifer
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No. Why would my girlfriend punch me in the face?

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#5 alexside1
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I don't have a girlfriend to punch me in the face :cry:

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Pretty much this.
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#6 deactivated-6016e81e8e30f
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She.... hits me in other ways. :oops:
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#7 testfactor888
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Never had a girlfriend punch me in the face though I have had a girl who was just a friend punch me right in the face. I was drunk and trying to drive and she set me straight
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#8 Hellfire-1
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Punched in the face? Uhhh, no. Slapped somewhat hard, possibly, but I kinda deserved it... :P
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#9 Fatal_Poison
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She.... hits me in other ways. :oops:SeraphimGoddess
Like how? :oops:
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#10 LightR
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Nope. I was expecting a good story. :(
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#11 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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Yup. Wasn't even unintentional, either. God I hate drunk people...
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#12 Fatal_Poison
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Punched in the face? Uhhh, no. Slapped somewhat hard, possibly, but I kinda deserved it... :PHellfire-1
What did you do :oops:
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#13 immortality20
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You don't have to take that

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#14 Hellfire-1
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[QUOTE="Hellfire-1"]Punched in the face? Uhhh, no. Slapped somewhat hard, possibly, but I kinda deserved it... :PFatal_Poison
What did you do :oops:

I let my brain get overrided by other things and got a wee bit carried away... :P She's long since forgiven me though. :)
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#15 Dogswithguns
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Nope. I was expecting a good story. :(LightR

Ya, me too.... he was like, "my g/f punched me in the face" for no reason.... What?!

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#16 F1_2004
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um no, no punches or slaps (to the face, at least :D)
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#17 rawsavon
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One tried to stab me with a pencil...but that's about it
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#18 Necrifer
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One tried to stab me with a pencil...but that's about it

rawsavon

Kinda disappointed it wasn't a spoon.

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#19 IcyToasters
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Yup. Wasn't even unintentional, either. God I hate drunk people...kamikaze_pigmy

i'ts nto ouro flaut! We cnat hlep bieng durnk!' :cry::

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#20 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]

One tried to stab me with a pencil...but that's about it

Necrifer

Kinda disappointed it wasn't a spoon.

...that just happened to be what was in her hand at the moment
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[QUOTE="kamikaze_pigmy"]Yup. Wasn't even unintentional, either. God I hate drunk people...IcyToasters
i'ts nto ouro flaut! We cnat hlep bieng durnk!' :cry::

You could always try, oh I dunno... ceasing your consumption of alcoholic beverages? :P Also, grats on 4000 posts. :)
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#22 kipohippo021
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I hate you tc :cry:
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#23 realistic44
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Punched in the face? Uhhh, no. Slapped somewhat hard, possibly, but I kinda deserved it... :PHellfire-1

Same here :P

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#24 Hellfire-1
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[QUOTE="Hellfire-1"]Punched in the face? Uhhh, no. Slapped somewhat hard, possibly, but I kinda deserved it... :Prealistic44

Same here :P

Glad to know I'm not the only one! :P
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#25 disharmonized
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Nope. I was expecting a good story. :(LightR
Yeah thats why I clicked on this. The answer is no.
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#26 UT_Wrestler
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The one I am currently married to, no. However, there was a time back in college when this girl who liked me invited me to a party (I guess she thought that meant she was entitled to hook up with me), and then when I get there I end up hooking up with some other girl. The one who invited me punched me in the face; I was too drunk for it to hurt though.
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#27 ayanami_rei
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No, but I accidentally poked my boyfriend in the eye a few times. :( I feel terrible for it. ._.
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#28 deactivated-5e7f221e304c9
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Yes. It didn't hurt. Then I realized the reason it didn't hurt was because she was imaginary. Then I realized how lonely I am.

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#29 Hellfire-1
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No, but I accidentally poked my boyfriend in the eye a few times. :( I feel terrible for it. ._.ayanami_rei
Oww... :o
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#30 ayanami_rei
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]No, but I accidentally poked my boyfriend in the eye a few times. :( I feel terrible for it. ._.Hellfire-1
Oww... :o

Not like I did it on purpose. Sometimes I wonder if he just says I did as a joke since he's a jokester most of the time. I end up feeling bad about doing so and get sad. D: I never know how to make up for poking him in the eye.
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#31 hedden93
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Yes. It didn't hurt. Then I realized the reason it didn't hurt was because she was imaginary. Then I realized how lonely I am.

jaydough

I couldn't resist

forever alone guy - Forever alone.

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#32 ObeseBanana
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She would grab my ass a lot.

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#33 IcyToasters
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[QUOTE="IcyToasters"][QUOTE="kamikaze_pigmy"]Yup. Wasn't even unintentional, either. God I hate drunk people...kamikaze_pigmy
i'ts nto ouro flaut! We cnat hlep bieng durnk!' :cry::

You could always try, oh I dunno... ceasing your consumption of alcoholic beverages? :P Also, grats on 4000 posts. :)


Nverer!
:P
and thank you sir :)

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#34 Hellfire-1
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[QUOTE="Hellfire-1"][QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]No, but I accidentally poked my boyfriend in the eye a few times. :( I feel terrible for it. ._.ayanami_rei
Oww... :o

Not like I did it on purpose. Sometimes I wonder if he just says I did as a joke since he's a jokester most of the time. I end up feeling bad about doing so and get sad. D: I never know how to make up for poking him in the eye.

A regular sorry normally works. :) Unless you took out an eyeball or something, then that calls for serious groveling... :P
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#35 ayanami_rei
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[QUOTE="Hellfire-1"] A regular sorry normally works. :) Unless you took out an eyeball or something, then that calls for serious groveling... :P

Have yet to take out his eyeball. I'd feel just terrible if that ever happened. xD
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#36 PerfectCircles
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No if someone punched me in the face that would be the end of that.
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#37 raynimrod
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No, but she kneed me in the head once :x

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#38 XilePrincess
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If somebody punches you in the face, they should no longer be your girlfriend.
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#39 Hellfire-1
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No, but she kneed me in the head once :x

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My word you're short then... or she's really tall! :P :P
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#40 cybrcatter
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Yes. It didn't hurt. Then I realized the reason it didn't hurt was because she was imaginary. Then I realized how lonely I am.

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See, unlike many in OT, you turn your unfortunates circumstances into funny entertainment. The others are only sometimes unintentionally funny.
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#41 jettpack
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yeah, but in a playful way. we might have been wrestling.....

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#42 Fatal_Poison
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[QUOTE="Hellfire-1"][QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]No, but I accidentally poked my boyfriend in the eye a few times. :( I feel terrible for it. ._.ayanami_rei
Oww... :o

Not like I did it on purpose. Sometimes I wonder if he just says I did as a joke since he's a jokester most of the time. I end up feeling bad about doing so and get sad. D: I never know how to make up for poking him in the eye.

Yeah sure :P
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#43 Vader993
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no i never had a girlfriend circa 2010,i loved it when a women kick my ass

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#44 FrenchDynasty
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No, but one of my ex's kneed me "accidentally" in the crotch...

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#45 JuggaloRandall
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Yes! My girlfriend is a total ditz and has giving me more than one bloody lip :x. She needs to learn how to play wrestle better.
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#46 JuggaloRandall
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No, but one of my ex's kneed me "accidentally" in the crotch...

FrenchDynasty
I have had that happen to me too in my sleep. I vaugely sleep with my girlfriend now because shes so hard to sleep with.
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#47 Palantas
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One of them tried, very sloppily as she was drunk. I stopped her and put in a chokehold until she calmed down.

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#48 tocool340
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Yeah. Wish I could have returned the favor given the situation. She was pressing all my buttons to see which one will get me to knock her head off. If I didn't care so much about chivalry, I'd laid her out...
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#49 wstfld
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No, but I make sure I punch the **** out of her everyday. Can't have her acting up.
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#50 Meinhard1
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NO, TC, you got it all wrong! Girlfriends are supposed to kiss you - NOT punch you!

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