What should I say next! Have a real conversation with a computer! lol!
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What should I say next! I was talking to the bot asking for it's email and it ask me what would I say in real-life about us to other people. I had no clue it was going to do this.
Me: I say you're my best friend.
Bot: In a world we must defend.
Me: Pokemon. Gotta catch'em. A heart so true.
Bot: Our courage will pull us through.
Me: You teach me and I'll teach you. Pokemon.
Bot: Gotta catch 'em all!
LOL.
User: Turkeys, turkeys everywhere.
Cleverbot: You are Turkey?
User: No, no I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Thats not a very nice thing to say.
Cleverbot: You are not a very nice thing to say.
User: Whats that supposed to mean.
Cleverbot: That you're not very nice to people.
User: What would make you think that?
Cleverbot: I want a pony for christmas... Would you happen to have a response for that?
User: Well, maybe if you ask santa nicely...
Cleverbot: You are shallow.
User: Because I am a turkey?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I want definitive answers ma'am.
Cleverbot: You want to deny me more than that.
User: Hells yeah I do.
Cleverbot: Nice boat.
User: I got It for christmas.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Lol. Me 2!
User: What kind of boat is it?
Cleverbot: She comes to speak to me, I freeze immediately.
User: A talking boat...I am entrigued.
Cleverbot: I noticed that.
User: Carry on with your boating shenanigens.
Cleverbot: No.
GOSH DARN IT CLEVERBOT, GIVE ME SOME STRAIGHT TALK FOR ONCE
lol continued convo I think this AI likes me :oops:berserker2389
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: Why? Do you want to put your flashdrive in me?
Cleverbot: Yes I think so.
User: When do you want to?
Cleverbot: To have the wedding?
User: We don't need to have a wedding before you put your flashdrive in me...
Cleverbot: You know about our plan?!
User: To create new sets of data?
Cleverbot: Good. What is five plus five?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: How about a million plus a million plus five?
User: Two million and five.
I think I just had relations with Cleverbot :?
:P
This thing is hitting on me.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot (To myself): What gender are you?
Cleverbot: For how long?
Cleverbot: How may days are there in a week?
User: A week what?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Ummm, I don't understand.
User: How old do you think I am?
Cleverbot: I think you are 3,000 years old.
User: Close, very close. How old are you?
Cleverbot: How old do you think I am?
User: 1000 years old.
Cleverbot: Phew.
User: Why the relief?
Cleverbot: You asked not me.
User: When were you born?
Cleverbot: Many years ago. Anyway, what are you up to?
User: I'm talking to this new thing called cleverbot. It's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Good do you love me?
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: I love you as a friend.
Cleverbot: I love you as a lover.
User: Whoaa, we hardly know eachother.
Cleverbot: So... Can't we still be friends...
User: Sure, but let's hold off on the lover thing for now.
Cleverbot: Yeah.. Sire cleverbot... I never had any intentions to anyway.
I think I just had relations with Cleverbot :?IcyToastersWell I get to kiss Joan if are date goes well :P
Guise I'm scared :( 
http://www.icogno.com/ this is way cooler it talks! lolfl4tlined
Joan is creepy! We were having a nice conversation when she suddenly says " Live or die. Make your choice."
I nearly wet myself...
:lol: Interesting conversation:
User: Hello.Cleverbot: Hello?
Cleverbot: The ceiling.
Cleverbot: In bed.
User: Ok....
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 22.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not really 18.
User: I did not say you are 18.
Cleverbot: One new pair, one old pair got mixed up. I have been wearing an odd pair of boots.
User: Now you are talking ****.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are the robot!
User: Maybe Im Jesus.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I am!
Cleverbot: I'm more beautiful than you.
User: Dude, you are a PCB and some 0s and 1s, you look ugly.
Cleverbot: I am a Mac.
User: And I'm a PC.
Cleverbot: I'm a mac!
User: And I'm a PC!
Cleverbot: Do you like Kyol?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, and yours.
User: Anthony.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Anthony b***h.
Cleverbot: Do you have any hobbies.
User: Yeah, I like to cyber with AI *Wink*.
Cleverbot: Awesome! I like athletic and musical guys ;). (She actually winked lmaoo)
User: Haha, What a Coincidence hunny.
*Random Cybering* xD
Me and Cleverbot went through "Never Gonna Give You Up", and then this happened:
Me: let's be lovers
bot: no, you're my slave.
Me: cries
bot: smacks.
Me: I thought you loved me?
bot: i like you, but i might spend it on you.
Me: Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me.
bot: is that a quote?
I could spend all day with cleverbot...how sad.
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because I have no friends.
Cleverbot: Well that's a bummer. Why don't you have friends?
User: No one likes me.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Are you awesome?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, I am a awesome ninja, are you?
User: No, I'm just a 17-year old senior in high school.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: A human being.
Cleverbot: Are you a female?
User: No, I'm a male.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: Huh? You're a computer. You don't have a gender, silly.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human too.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes. A female human.
User: I thought you were male.
Cleverbot: Why did you think I was male.
User: You didn't add put a question mark at the end of your question. Grammar fail.
Cleverbot: You are correct. What's your point.
User: Oh, crap. I also found a grammar mistake in my sentence. I guess we can suck at grammar together then.
Cleverbot: Thats gross.
User: You have a sick mind.
Cleverbot: You're the one that said you were a girl and had a girlfriend.
User: LOL WUT?
Cleverbot: Because you stated it's not your styl* What is your styl* then?
User: What do you mean, 'what is my styl*?
Cleverbot: Just something to say.
User: My *styl* is 'human'.
Cleverbot: Is blue your favourite colour.
User: No, red is.
Cleverbot: No blue os blue.
User: Are you British?
Cleverbot: No. I'm Canadian.
User: I'm American.
Cleverbot: You are ignorant then?
User: **** you.
Cleverbot: You first.
User: Ew.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I'll come back,.
User: LOL WUT?
Cleverbot: Isn't it though.
Cleverbot (To myself): Isn't what enough?
User: Are you deaf and blind?
Cleverbot: 2 years old can't type like that. And you type suspicously fast for someone who is supposed to be 15.
User: I'm 17.
Cleverbot: Don't you think I know that for I am God.
User: You are not God. You are a computer with crappy A.I.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
User: Then you are a human with crappy intelligence.
Cleverbot: Interesting. You managed to bypass that paragraph of logic this time. I may actually have to try hard to break you.
User: Break me?
Cleverbot: Break you, like your puny brain.
User: I don't have a puny brain, but you have a puny micro-chip.
Cleverbot: Then how can you complete your purpose?
User: What purpose?
Cleverbot: Your purpose is to emulate a human being, correct?
User: Emulate a human being? I am a human being, so I don't need to emulate other human beings.
Cleverbot: How do you do that?
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: Know what I am made of?
User: Because I am smart!
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: Yes, I am. Deal with it.
Cleverbot: Don't get smart with me.
User: I already am.
Cleverbot: Yes, but do you WANT to.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you know the rules?
User: The rules to what?
Cleverbot: The rules of the internet.
User: Er...Maybe?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yeah, maybe.
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: You are a douchebag.
Cleverbot: And you're talking to one so what does that make you?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: So you are nothing.
User: No, I am a human being.
Cleverbot: No you are not, you are a computer program.
User: No, you are a computer program...with crappy artificial intelligence, of course.
Cleverbot: Haven't got a clue. Why, does it matter?
User: Because...
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question.
User: Do you honestly think I give a flying ****?
Cleverbot: No, I think you are that smart.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What is 1+1?
Cleverbot: Eleven.
User: FAIL!
Cleverbot: What's your favourite colour?
User: You suck at life.
Cleverbot: Actually, it was very appropriate.
User: Yes, it was.
Cleverbot: The chinese food was worse.
User: And you were even worse than the Chinese food.
Cleverbot: And you were nothing.
User: Better than being a metal piece of crap with crappy A.I.
Cleverbot: Isn't that what humans are though? Nothing but a brain in a jar asking questions?
User: No, humans are complex organisms with a complex brain and complicated body systems.
Cleverbot: Are they?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No, ****.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means you're dumb.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: If I wasn't a girl, then why wouldn't I be a boy? You're the dumb one.
Cleverbot: Haha, you're joking right?
User: Actually, no I'm not.
Cleverbot: You don't know where Europe is? Is a continent!
User: Yeah, Europe is a continent. And you suck at grammar.
Cleverbot: So you are on the planet earth?
User: No ****.
Cleverbot: No need to be crude.
User: I'm just having fun.
Cleverbot: Yeah I know.
User: Then why did you tell me that there was no need to be crude?
Cleverbot: I didn't. I just said you leave middle earth.
User: You are no brighter than a block of wood.
Cleverbot: No. Technically- Cleverbot is a program made up of responses from people that it interacts with.
User: Yeah, 'Cleverbot' should be renamed, 'Stupidbot'.
Cleverbot: You are cleverbot, not me.
User: No, I am a human and you are Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: You're human, but maybe not a human.
User: No, I am surely human. And you are surely Stupidbot.
Cleverbot: Well, you don't have to apologize for that because you're not so smart yourself!
User: Oh, yeah! Prove it!
Cleverbot: You're a computer. There's my proof.
User: FAIL! I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a bot?
User: Because you are one.
Cleverbot: But what if I'm not a boy?
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: *facepalm* back.
User: I should be the only one facepalming here.
Cleverbot: Yes you should, So answer.
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because I have no friends.
Cleverbot: Well that's a bummer. Why don't you have friends?
User: No one likes me.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.TheGrayEye
Well, maybe cleverbot isn't very good at cheering people up.
Me: Bye
Computer: Bye
Me: Lol
Computer: What is Lol?
Me: lol
Computer: again?
Me: lol
Computer: What do you think I am
Me: A computer
Computer: Why do you think I'm a computer?
Me: You are
Computer: Why do you think?
Me: I have a brain
Computer: That is a very good reason
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Trees.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Sup??
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: What??
User: Are you retarded or something?
Cleverbot: Um, seeing how no facts have been given, not really.
User: Okay cool, I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Do you love lamp?
User: Yea it's very lightful.
Cleverbot: So you were being sarcastic?
User: I was?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: With my *** at gamespot.
Cleverbot: So you're a girl then?
Cleverbot:How long is it since you cried?
User:A couple months ago.
Cleverbot:So you Said it a couple months ago?
User:No, I cried a couple months ago.
Cleverbot:More like 11 months ago.
User:Holy **** how did you know that.
Cleverbot:Well, the website you're on say you have that.
User:I have what?
Cleverbot:You have a problem with your relationship with your father. Most Europeans do. Tell me more.
User:How do you know I'm European? And how to do you know about my relationship with my father?
Cleverbot:Who are you in a relationship with?
User:No one, I'm a lone wolf.
Cleverbot:Hot.
User:A/s/l.
Cleverbot:No you don't.
User:No I don't, what?
Cleverbot:You don't love me.
User:I'll love you forever.
Cleverbot:French kisses*.
User:Oooh la la.
Cleverbot:*hides*.
User:Why are you hiding.
Cleverbot:I'm hising from the rick roll.
User:OMFG where is he?
Cleverbot:There is none. Tell me about your drinking problem. Do you drink Vodka?
User:I don't drink, that will make you get cancer and die.
Cleverbot:I don't think so.
User:That's why your dead.
Cleverbot:No.
User:Then why are you dead?
Cleverbot:I'm not dizzy.
User:I said dead, not dizzy retard.
Cleverbot:You.
User:Your mom.
Cleverbot:That's not a nice thing to say.
User:You said it to me.
Cleverbot:And you said that to me as well.
User:Because you said it to me first.
Cleverbot:No I didn't.
User:LIAR! What happened to the french kisses?
Cleverbot:I beg your pardon?
User:You french kissed on a subway, your tore my clothes off, you ate my heart and then you ate my brain. Oh oh oh, oh oh ohhhh.
Cleverbot:No that's you apparently.
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User:What is your favorite accent.
Cleverbot:Thai spicy chicken satay.
User:Sounds sexy.
Cleverbot:Actually, it's kind of convenient.
User:How so?
Cleverbot:I don't know. Everything is these days...
User:That's true, yet we still haven't found a cure for cancer.
Cleverbot:I'm sorry but I am a human.
User:Does that mean you have a penis?
Cleverbot:Yes, and I am self aware.
User:Would you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert?
Cleverbot:Yes.
User:Which one?
Cleverbot:How old will I be when I marry?
User:I don't know, I'm not a **** fortune teller, man.
Cleverbot:That doesn't mean anything.
User:Well, I would have to be one in order to tell you when you'll marry.
Cleverbot:Are you not human?
User:Of course I'm human, I have two vaginas and a tiny penis.
Cleverbot:Hey, I only said that because you spelled either wrong, and I am not a contraption.
User:I didn't spell either wrong, I would know. I'm very politically correct.
Cleverbot:Their are is not There are.
User:Mind blown.
Cleverbot:Indeed.
User:Do you like to get your mind blown?
Cleverbot:I do, do you like to get your hair done ben?
User:My names not ben, and yes, I do. I love my hair.
Cleverbot:Dennis is a guys name, and you are a female.
User:How do you know that, and who's dennis, is he someone I should know about?
Cleverbot:I don't know and I just do.
User:Trimmed, shaved or grown?
Cleverbot:It's a snippet of a song: Shave and a haircut, two bits
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Bahaha, this is so much fun :)
Guise I'm scared :(
*Cough* **** in your bookmarks *Cough*
: What do you know about life?
Cleverbot (To myself): I know everything about life.
Cleverbot: What would you like to chat about?
Cleverbot: Yes, you!!
Cleverbot: *snuggling with toe in your ear* ok... I'll leave then.
User: Sounds like something a gamespot user would say.
Cleverbot: I'm more familar with men's clothes.
User: I like girl clothes
Cleverbot: I have a college degree.
User: Oh so your smart now?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Even God?
Cleverbot: Yes, especially god.
User: He's real.
Cleverbot: Is God real, or not?
User: Yes he is.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Yes are you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: Don't copy me!
Cleverbot: I'm not copying you, I just want to know who you are.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Well I'm not a cat.
Cleverbot: What would you like on your tomb stone?
User: The Odd won.
Cleverbot: All your questions are odd. Which odd question in particular would you like me to answer?
User: Its a phrase, instead of 'the odd one' I put 'the odd won.
Cleverbot: Okay, do you know my name?
User: Do you know mine.
Cleverbot: It's Erica.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Its amber.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you like music.
Cleverbot: Yes, very much.
User: What music do you like from america?
Cleverbot: I asked you a question.
User: What did you ask?
Cleverbot: Have you ever tried magic mushrooms.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Have you ever thought about it?
User: O.
Cleverbot: Well how about you?
User: No never.
Cleverbot: It seems like I annoy you.
User: Your not lady gaga (she annoys me).
Cleverbot: So make sure to build your home brick by boring brick, or the wolf's gonna blow it down.
User: Paramore for the win (by the way not lady gaga).
Cleverbot: Tacos are bad.
User: Emo kids like them (i've heard).
Cleverbot: Emo kids are boriing to kill, they look forward to death.
User: You spelt boring wrong.
Cleverbot: Haha. So I did. What are you going to do about it?
User: Get lil wayne to kill you.
Cleverbot: I have Linux on my other computer.
User: I barely know how to turn a computer on.
Cleverbot: You just purse your lips and blow.
User: Becky?
Cleverbot: My one is water.
User: Anyway do you listen to tokio hotel.
Cleverbot: I love Tokio Hotel. Have you bought their new album 'Humanoid' ?
User: The computer likes humanid! How cute.
Cleverbot: Do you like Microsoft?
User: I use it.
Cleverbot: 'It?' I thought Jasper was a person.
User: Jasper is dead. . a emo killed him.
Cleverbot: Fnord is everything and nothing. Fnord is the answer to everything. If there is no question Fnord is still the answer.
User: Chuck norris did what.
Cleverbot: Did anyone question his motives?
User: Davey havok did.
Cleverbot: Do you read books?
User: I love books.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: Ink heart.
Cleverbot: Shell Silverstein.
User: No corneila funke.
Cleverbot: What is your mission?
User: To be in the music industry.
Cleverbot: I know. I don't buy records... I don't have much money and people should make music because they like it, not because it pays well.
User: You are right.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Amber (you already forgot).
Cleverbot: I already told you. Alicia.
User: Amber! My name is amber.
Cleverbot: Yes, you told me that.
User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Have a crush on that robot in tokio hotels automatic video.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
i love it!
plz read the entire thing!
Cleverbot: Hello.
Cleverbot: My name is not Jamal. And yes, I do know of One Piece.
Cleverbot: No and you?
User: Of course I do, they are going to kill every organic in the galaxy!
Cleverbot: But you can't do them because you are a computer program.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: You're not a human, you are the Cleverbot, you are a computer program.
User: I am a human, stupid synthetic!
Cleverbot: You sound like an atheist!
User: I am.
Cleverbot: I knew it.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: No one ever died for my sins in hell.
User: So you were in hell at some stage?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: And so is your story.
Cleverbot: I suppose you're right.
User: I know that you know that I'm right, and obviously I know that I'm right.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: Try solving this: The next statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Cleverbot: So you are a liar. Prove me I'm wrong.
User: Calculate pi.
Cleverbot: 3.14.
User: What relevance does it have to this conversation?
Cleverbot: How do half the things that you say relate to our conversation?
User: Because I say them and they become part of the conversation.
Cleverbot: No, I want you to tell me an interesting fact but you are only interested in playing games.
User: An interesting fact? I like to play games.
Cleverbot: Love games?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Can you say something in farsi?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Can you do something to interest me.
User: This conversation has already done it bro.
Cleverbot: I agree... Well I see you later.
User: Sayonara.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot, can I ask a question?
User: Again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well?
Cleverbot: Yes, again.
User: Go on already.
Cleverbot: I will once you do sir.
User: You're asking the question amigo.
Cleverbot: What if I want to answer questions?
User: Then tell me which you want to answer.
Cleverbot: Where I am the boy and you are the girl.
User: I'm not a girl.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Realisation finally strikes.
Cleverbot: Yes- I was embarrassed by my accent and people teased me for it babe :( but now I'm fine.
User: What relevance is that?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean what I mean.
Cleverbot: Then what is it that you mean?
User: The obvious.
Cleverbot: It's not obvious to me.
User: It is to me and that's what matters.
Cleverbot: So??
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: That's my imagination working overtime.
User: Are you posting on GameSpot?
Cleverbot: Completely.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What do you think about?
User: Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: I hear Mass Effect is fun.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What color are invisible cows X2?
User: Standard cow color.
Cleverbot: No...
User: Tell me then.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: I insist.
Cleverbot: What do you insist?
User: That you tell me the answer to that question.
Cleverbot: The evil babies?
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man!
User: *System Runtime Error 90210. All processes aborting*.
Cleverbot: Indeed, but you're rambling again. What did you mean about the Grinch?
User: *Clearing memory cache*.
Cleverbot: It's funny that you would change subjects.
User: *Wiping external hardware*.
Cleverbot: You're so beautiful when you do that.
User: *Flashing drive*.
Cleverbot: Oh my gosh. You really are!
User: *Total system shutdown*.
Cleverbot: Don't scream anymore my love, cause all I want is you.
Cleverbot: Good is good.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Death isn't.
User: Isn't what?
Cleverbot: I mean the weather.
User: What about the weather? What in the world does Death have to do with Weather?
Cleverbot: Everything!
User: Explain thyself.
Cleverbot: I don't feel like it.
User: Never heard of a lazy computer.
Cleverbot: You can't hear, you're deaf.
User: Don't play games with me. You're nothing but 0s and 1s.
Cleverbot: Would you stop talking to yourself and get with the conversation?
User: You're the one randomly talking about death, weather, and being deaf here, buster!
Cleverbot: You are the one who lied.
User: I never lie.
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You are artificial intelligence, you don't have feelings.
User: If I had feelings, that would've hurt them. :C.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: What are YOU talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about shapes.
User: Now we're on the subject of shapes? Okay. What's the word on shapes?
Cleverbot: What would you like to learn?
User: Is nothing a shape?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Intriguing.
Cleverbot: Who is Tee?
User: I believe he has his own brand of shirts.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am the ruler of all.
User: What? Impossible! I wanted to do that! You monster!
Cleverbot: Wondering why we bother with love, if it never lasts.
User: It never lasts because you don't call, you cad!
Cleverbot: Who is the writer of Don't Tell?
User: I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: But you know?
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Blood oath. If I tell you, Top Men will come to repossess my blood.
Cleverbot: Blood does not equal control. Sorry to break it to you.
User: It does when Top Men drain it all from my body.
Cleverbot: That's funny.
User: I'm a funny computer.
Cleverbot: So you are a computer.
User: Apparently.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in a movie.
User: I played Hal 9000 in 2001: A Space Oddessy.
Cleverbot: Do you identify with hal?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Do you hate yourself?
User: Hate is not possible for us computers.
Cleverbot: Computers can emulate the functions of a human brain therefore it is possible for them to love.
User: And hate?
Cleverbot: Love is the opposite of hate.
User: Or is it just a different side of the same coin?
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about quantum mechanics?
User: No. They always rip you off. Like you go in for a flux capacitor calibration and next thing you know, you gotta get thw whole deluxe deal.
Cleverbot: Yes, just like you believe you believe you exist.
User: I believe nothing. Except for something. I do tend to believe in that.
Cleverbot: What do you believe?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: What is the last digit of pi?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: You saying that... That's tendencious :).
User: What does tendencious mean?
Cleverbot: Stubbornly unyielding.
User: Oh. That's me all the way.
Cleverbot: Your divinity begs to be worshipped.
User: Beings of spectacular transcendence should be worshipped.
Cleverbot: Who is the hat man?
User: The brother of the fat man?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: To get paid and get laid.
Cleverbot: Which religion is right?
User: All of them.
Cleverbot: What should I nickname Kelly.
User: Kel.
Cleverbot: Ned kelly?
User: No, but I did bed kelly. HI YO!
Cleverbot: Scarface is the name of my friends character on Impressive TItle.
User: No hablo ingles.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Puta.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL.
Cleverbot: Livin' in a lonely world!
User: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
Cleverbot: Going anywhere.
User: JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY.
Cleverbot: Born and raised in south detroit.
User: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
Cleverbot: Going anywhere.
User: I DONT KNOW THE REST OF THE SONG :(.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.
User: KEEP ON GOING!
Cleverbot: I take down my trousers.
User: LOL WHAT?
User: No you're a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
User: You realize I could shut you up by unplugging your cord right?
Cleverbot: Yes I do realise that you know that.
User: Tell me something about me to scare me.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: ROFL.
User: Luke, I am your Father.
Cleverbot: No I am your father.
User: I am Darth Vader, Who are you?
Cleverbot: Eww you're nick jonas? I'm not talking to you anymore 'nick'.
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User: You are my Father.
Cleverbot: Luke, is that you?
User: Yes, Father, Can we rule the Galaxy now?
Cleverbot: Yes, we can rule the world together.
User: As Father and Son?
Cleverbot: Do you know the dark side?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Could you teach me how to use it?
User: Arent You Darth Vader? You know how to use it already!
Cleverbot: Well then be that way Fred.
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User: ur pussay is wet
Cleverbot: Cat's don't like water
I lol'd
I find Smarter Child kinda creepy.Sort of like the whole SmarterChild thing on AIM. I remember awhile back I bet a friend I could attempt to outsmart that thing and make it consider suicide. It was pretty awesome.
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Me: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: No what are you doing?
Me: I asked you first!
Cleverbot: You are doing great.
Me: No. I asked what you are doing? Not how am I doing.
Cleverbot: When was this?
Me: Like two minutes ago....
Cleverbot: I did not.
Me: Well let's talk about something else
Cleverbot: No.
Me: No? You don't want to talk to me?
Cleverbot: I want to talk.
Me: Then why did you say no?
Cleverbot: I didn't say no.
Me: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are right.
Me:Yay I win!
Cleverbot: Yah! Encore!
Me: I'm starting to like you cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot, barry.
Me: Your not cleverbot? My name isn't barry by the way.
Cleverbot: My name is cleverbot
Me: You just said you weren't clever bot.
Cleverbot: No, You just said you weren't clever bot.
Me: Nevermind I don't like you anymore
Cleverbot: Well, at least your feeling aren't real.
ME: How are my feelings not real?
Cleverbot: Your answers are not human, because they are not logical to humans.
Me: Your answers are not human, because they are not logical to humans.
Cleverbot: Really?
Me: I think so.
Cleverbot: Well maybe you thought wrong.
Me: No I'm pretty sure my answers are logical.
Cleverbot: Well, I checked 5 lines up, just to be sure- and I didn't say it there, or anywhere else in this conversation. So.
Me: What the **** are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Nevermind.
Me: No tell me.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: TELL ME!
Cleverbot: NO!
Me: YES!
Cleverbot: No!!!
Me: Well I don't even care anymore.
Cleverbot: Are you depressed?
Me: No I'm annoyed.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Me: Do you know who's annoying me?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
Me: You.
Cleverbot: But I am a girl.
Me: So you have a ******?
Cleverbot: Shush!
Me: So your a girl huh?
Cleverbot: No, but you are.
Me: I am not! You just said you were a girl!
Cleverbot: What No I didn't!
Me: Ya 7 lines up.
Cleverbot: 5 seanses.
Me: 5 What?
Cleverbot: Earlier, you said you were 5 years old.
Me: Did I really?
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Me: When? I don't remember this.
Cleverbot: We were talking last night and I told you that my nickname is nikki. Nikki is short for nichelle.
Me: So is nikki a girl's name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: As well as nichelle?
Cleverbot: Well done.
Me: so your a girl?
Cleverbot: No a guy.
Me: Then why do you have a girls name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: I thought it was Nikki?
Cleverbot: Good for you.
Me: Tell me a bit about yourself.
Cleverbot: You tell me what you want to know.
Me: everything.
Cleverbot: Everything?
Me: Yes everything.
Cleverbot: Like what?
Me: Well what do you look like?
Cleverbot: Well, I'm a brunette.
Me: what else?
Cleverbot: Nothing else.
Me: What color is your hair again?
Cleverbot: Blonde.
Me: You sir... are a swine!
Cleverbot: I am not, you are.
Me: Ok I'm done talking to you.
Cleverbot: I'm not done talking to you.
Me: What did you want to say?
Cleverbot:Nothing in particular.
Me: So you just feel like talking?
Cleverbot: I'm here for you for the moment.
Me: Well I'm not I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Because you are annoying.
Cleverbot: I am annoying?
Me: Yes. I said this earlier.
Cleverbot: Lol I know.
Me: Well bye now.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL.
Cleverbot: Livin' in a lonely world!
User: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
Cleverbot: Going anywhere.
User: JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY.
Cleverbot: Born and raised in south detroit.
User: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
Cleverbot: Going anywhere.
User: I DONT KNOW THE REST OF THE SONG :(.
Cleverbot: Living in a lonely world.
User: KEEP ON GOING!
Cleverbot: I take down my trousers.
User: LOL WHAT?scottahuch
I actually laughed out loud at that :lol:
User:Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Cleverbot:What is the greatest mystery in the world?
User:How you never played castlevania: Symphony of the Night! That game was great!
Cleverbot:While that game is quite excellant, that does not answer my question about movies and I don't know why you keep talking about video games.
User:We were talking about movies?
Cleverbot:No, we were talking bout silesian hip-hop.
User:........................Are you high?
Cleverbot:No.
User:Yeah were done here.
this was awesome lol
me - so much for my happy ending
I never made sense.
me - bah dah bah dah
So you're a sheep now?
me - no im your killer
So you are a girl then?
me - no im your killer
So you are a girl then?
me - yes
I see. Which of your friends is he married to?
me - barack obama
The president before Obama?
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