Have you even caught your parents having sex?

Yes and I liked it :Dthe_winner1234

that is soo wrong in so many ways.......

but anyway i walked in on them once and after i did

thats when we had the "talk"

[QUOTE="Calypto"]

[QUOTE="mexicangordo"]No but it was the opposite, my parents have caught me having sex, one of the most embarrassing moments of my life...:?mexicangordo

Oh my, I would absolutely die if my mother walked in on me. D: How did they react?

My brother did and decided it would be a great idea to share it with me.

With details.

My brother did and decided it would be a great idea to share it with me.

With details.

Vax45

That sounds like my brother :lol:

My brother did and decided it would be a great idea to share it with me.

With details.

Vax45

That sounds like me. :lol:

Everyone in this topic will now have a burningly clear image of their parents having sex the next time they are pleasuring themselves.

Thanks a lot TC.

how old r we?

how old r we?

victorwang

OVER 9000!!!! j/k We be mature people. :o

how old r we?

victorwang

eleventy + fowur

[QUOTE="victorwang"]

how old r we?

God_of_duty117

the thing is, we're mature

meanz they r old

and that means..........

OVER 9000!!!! j/k We be mature people. :o

no.

ick.

[QUOTE="the_winner1234"]Yes and I liked it :Dfeli453

that is soo wrong in so many ways.......

but anyway i walked in on them once and after i did

thats when we had the "talk"

[QUOTE="feli453"]

[QUOTE="the_winner1234"]Yes and I liked it :Dthe_winner1234

that is soo wrong in so many ways.......

but anyway i walked in on them once and after i did

thats when we had the "talk"

I feel icky just reading you say that. There are so many other ways to learn than by watching your parents.

[QUOTE="the_winner1234"][QUOTE="feli453"]

[QUOTE="the_winner1234"]Yes and I liked it :Dkgansor

that is soo wrong in so many ways.......

but anyway i walked in on them once and after i did

thats when we had the "talk"

I feel icky just reading you say that. There are so many other ways to learn than by watching your parents.

[QUOTE="kgansor"][QUOTE="the_winner1234"][QUOTE="feli453"]

[QUOTE="the_winner1234"]Yes and I liked it :Dthe_winner1234

that is soo wrong in so many ways.......

but anyway i walked in on them once and after i did

thats when we had the "talk"

I feel icky just reading you say that. There are so many other ways to learn than by watching your parents.

Internet

Magazines

Watch someone else other than your parents have sex

No. In fact most of my childhood I remember them having seperate bedrooms.

No, but when I was like 5 or 6 I heard the alarm clock from my moms bedroom and they were not hearing it. So I decided to go in and wake her up, only to see my (soon to be) step dad sleeping on his back with morning wood.

And lots of years and a divorce in between later, I tell my mom i'm going to my gf's place and staying there for the night. She asked me if I wanted a ****ing condom. I was like :|

No, but when I was like 5 or 6 I heard the alarm clock from my moms bedroom and they were not hearing it. So I decided to go in and wake her up, only to see my (soon to be) step dad sleeping on his back with morning wood.

And lots of years and a divorce in between later, I tell my mom i'm going to my gf's place and staying there for the night. She asked me if I wanted a ****ing condom. I was like :|

astiop

She was just making sure she didn't end up with grand children :P

No, but when I was like 5 or 6 I heard the alarm clock from my moms bedroom and they were not hearing it. So I decided to go in and wake her up, only to see my (soon to be) step dad sleeping on his back with morning wood.

And lots of years and a divorce in between later, I tell my mom i'm going to my gf's place and staying there for the night. She asked me if I wanted a ****ing condom. I was like :|

astiop

[QUOTE="astiop"]

No, but when I was like 5 or 6 I heard the alarm clock from my moms bedroom and they were not hearing it. So I decided to go in and wake her up, only to see my (soon to be) step dad sleeping on his back with morning wood.

And lots of years and a divorce in between later, I tell my mom i'm going to my gf's place and staying there for the night. She asked me if I wanted a ****ing condom. I was like :|

remmbermytitans

Oh yea deffinately, I even know she has a bf but im fine with it and shes fine with anything I do. I'm verry lucky about that.

And to god_of_duty:

:lol:

That was probably a big factor, yes :p

No, but when I was like 5 or 6 I heard the alarm clock from my moms bedroom and they were not hearing it. So I decided to go in and wake her up, only to see my (soon to be) step dad sleeping on his back with morning wood.

And lots of years and a divorce in between later, I tell my mom i'm going to my gf's place and staying there for the night. She asked me if I wanted a ****ing condom. I was like :|

astiop

The first time I heard them I was too young to just be all "oh damn, what horrible luck *grabs headphones*" about, but too old to be able to pass it off as something else...it was really traumatizing..

I don';t think they have a good sex life though, the few times I ever hear it it doesn't seem to last long.

The first time I heard them I was too young to just be all "oh damn, what horrible luck *grabs headphones*" about, but too old to be able to pass it off as something else...it was really traumatizing..

I don';t think they have a good sex life though, the few times I ever hear it it doesn't seem to last long.

HybridPhoenix

I fear they were having sex behind my back. I know for certain if i wake up sore...

:P jk

I fear they were having sex behind my back. I know for certain if i wake up sore...

:P jk

clembo1990

I was sleeping in my parents' bedroom when I wasnt too old, I woke up during the night to moaning... HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

CALL MY SHRINK!:cry:

My parents have only had se TWICE, to make me and my brother.

TWICE? YOU GET IT?

I hate talking about my parents and sex! Grrr

I'm pretty positive my parents no longer engage in sexual activities.

*shivers* can we just not even think about it?

Not mine, but I heard my friend's dad and stepmom (who used to babysit me!!) doing so while I was sleeping over at her house. I was probably about 8-10. I wouldn't have been traumatized if it hadn't been for her stepbrother telling us in detail what they were doing.

I thought they were just rearranging furniture. :(

No, but my mum has caught me having sex.

[QUOTE="Calypto"]

[QUOTE="mexicangordo"]No but it was the opposite, my parents have caught me having sex, one of the most embarrassing moments of my life...:?mexicangordo

Oh my, I would absolutely die if my mother walked in on me. D: How did they react?

No, but my mum has caught me having sex.

Big_Bad_Sad

Wow, what a kill-joy that must have been.