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#51 grafkhun
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[QUOTE="grafkhun"][QUOTE="jango7192"]

Someone's legs got stuck in my nuts :|

loonnggg story

jango7192

we got time...

okay okay okay...

I was standing in line on a staircase. Out of nowhere, someone came running downstairs and tripped. He swung his legs up into my groin. He kept on ramming his feet up my nuts because someone grabbed him as he was falling :|

So this girl's holding onto his arms and I'm uhhh... holding onto his legs :|

that wasn't long my story was longer (on the first page) and his leg just got ya like that? thats crazy... 

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#52 Sajo7
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Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(Kratos_Aurion56

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

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#53 DarkKar
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[QUOTE="DarkKar"]Metal undergarments. Best investment I ever made. blooddemon666
must be quite cold to put on in the morning :?

Just like the toiletseat.  

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#54 blooddemon666
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Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(Kratos_Aurion56
but thats what i like about you :oops: :P
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#55 ShuLordLiuPei
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Whatever has happened to you all, isn't nearly as bad as these guys.
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#56 Hinata237
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Yes, alot of times. By my friends of course. I can tolerate it though, they are my friends.
The only time I got seriously pissed off was when I got kicked so hard I literally fell to my knees and the pain was killing me :lol:
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#57 trophylocoste
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Yes and now I cant have more kids:|
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#58 ayanami_rei
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Nope. I don't have any. :o
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#59 Kratos_Aurion56
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[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(Sajo7

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

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#60 fatzombiepigeon
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[QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(Kratos_Aurion56

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

Smooth.

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#61 blooddemon666
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[QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(Kratos_Aurion56

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

oh... well now that we get the rest of the story... :|
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#62 DarkKar
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Yes and now I cant have more kids:|trophylocoste

In my opinion? Better than a vasectomy.  

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#63 Kratos_Aurion56
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[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(fatzombiepigeon

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

Smooth.

:oThey were monstrous, I had to know!

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#64 deactivated-5a385958ec9cd
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[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(blooddemon666

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

oh... well now that we get the rest of the story... :|

seriously :question: :o

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#65 princemarth23
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Yeah many times..it isnt fun. At all.
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#66 grafkhun
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[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"][QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(Kratos_Aurion56

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

Smooth.

:oThey were monstrous, I had to know!

yes important info for the good of mankind, well the touch was unneeded but it was for urself. 

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#67 fatzombiepigeon
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[QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"][QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(Kratos_Aurion56

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

Smooth.

:oThey were monstrous, I had to know!

Did you tell here they were huge?
And was she fat, or skinny with huge boobs?

Now I need to know. I NEED TO.

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#68 DarkKar
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[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(fatzombiepigeon

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

Smooth.

My thoughts were aggravating :lol: Poking sucks, and whoever started it was the person who invented the "are you ticklish" question. Cause no matter what you say, they're going to touch you :( 

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#69 fidosim
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Yeah, it happens from time to time, it's a fact of life for us manly men.  The most severe nut shot(s) i've taken in recent memory was last year in my gym class we were playing floor hockey, and the other team's strategy was to hit everyone in the package before the game.  So i'm just waiting for the game to start, not really paying attention.  I look behind me to my left to say something to the goal keeper and WHAM! I get hit by a well placed slap shotted hockey puck. :? .  And the other team just cracks up while I groan in pain.  Less than a minute later, during the game, it happens again, although not intentional.  I was groaning for the rest of the game.
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#70 Kratos_Aurion56
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[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"][QUOTE="fatzombiepigeon"][QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

fatzombiepigeon

Smooth.

:oThey were monstrous, I had to know!

Did you tell here they were huge?

No
And was she fat, or skinny with huge boobs?

in between

Now I need to know. I NEED TO.

 

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#71 blooddemon666
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My thoughts were aggravating :lol: Poking sucks, and whoever started it was the person who invented the "are you ticklish" question. Cause no matter what you say, they're going to touch you :(

DarkKar
my answer to that question is "yes, but touch me with that hand and lose it"
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#72 Giovanni19
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Whatever has happened to you all, isn't nearly as bad as these guys.ShuLordLiuPei

OMFG,they must have needed to ice their nut's afterwards.:! That was just wrong,those poor little guys.

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#73 DarkKar
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Yeah, it happens from time to time, it's a fact of life for us manly men. The most severe nut shot(s) i've taken in recent memory was last year in my gym class we were playing floor hockey, and the other team's strategy was to hit everyone in the package before the game. So i'm just waiting for the game to start, not really paying attention. I look behind me to my left to say something to the goal keeper and WHAM! I get hit by a well placed slap shotted hockey puck. :? . And the other team just cracks up while I groan in pain. Less than a minute later, during the game, it happens again, although not intentional. I was groaning for the rest of the game.fidosim

You know. When I see the guy hanging around all the girls, and the guys hanging around each other testing their manliness of pain tolerance. Such a difficult decision to know which group to reside with. :roll: 

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#74 Giovanni19
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[QUOTE="Sajo7"]

[QUOTE="Kratos_Aurion56"]Last year a girl kicked me in the nuts because she thought i was a perv......:(Kratos_Aurion56

Why did she think you were a perv. :P

I poked her boob & asked if it was real:|

You sly devil,you.:P

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#75 fidosim
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[QUOTE="fidosim"]Yeah, it happens from time to time, it's a fact of life for us manly men. The most severe nut shot(s) i've taken in recent memory was last year in my gym class we were playing floor hockey, and the other team's strategy was to hit everyone in the package before the game. So i'm just waiting for the game to start, not really paying attention. I look behind me to my left to say something to the goal keeper and WHAM! I get hit by a well placed slap shotted hockey puck. :? . And the other team just cracks up while I groan in pain. Less than a minute later, during the game, it happens again, although not intentional. I was groaning for the rest of the game.DarkKar

You know. When I see the guy hanging around all the girls, and the guys hanging around each other testing their manliness of pain tolerance. Such a difficult decision to know which group to reside with. :roll: 

Hey, I don't really belong to either group.  I was just victimized by the guy-pain-tolerance group. :(

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#76 Proobie44
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Oh yeah, i think every guy has, its like a magnet for object moving at a good speed. You knew its really bad when you have to just sit out for 10 minutes because you actually feel like you are going to throw up, you go all pale and everything.Apollo5000
I actually learned to resist. THough I could sort of resist the pain I could still walk. I was hit around 8-9 times
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#77 Funkyhamster
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I have a few times, but they weren't very hard... I don't think I was experiencing the full pain.
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#78 playstation2004
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A toilet seat fell on it....
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#79 zeorshadow19
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I got hit in the nuts with an orange once.
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#80 DarkKar
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A toilet seat fell on it....playstation2004

I sit down when I pee

There ain't nothing strange about me.  

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#81 jericoY2J
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damn..aftermath of getting hitt in the nuts...thoughts...I felt like taking a dump and I was stunned for a good 2 minutes.funny thing it was in public and nobody noticed I got hit in the nuts by a sycotic little boy. I also tried to look normal and everybody knows how fuc-- funny that looks.I didin't fall to the ground but bent my knees very slowly(don't know how I did) and sat there for a good 2  minutes
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#82 damann22
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one time my brother hit me in retaliation from me hitting him

I was walking down the hall and my brother on the opposite side starts running full speed at me.  He fakes hitting me in the face in which i was ready to block but he slides and upper cuts me in the nuts.  Worse pain i have ever felt.

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#83 GameFreak315
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Yes...and it's funny how you capitalized "nuts."  :P
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not yet

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#85 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Once, it was very painful:(
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#86 GFXBayleef
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Not properly... yet. I have done it to someone else before though, on accident.
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#87 mealex
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Nope. I don't have any. :oayanami_rei

Let someone kick you in the crotch with their toes pointed up the pain will be about equal. 

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#88 Zaeryn
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Never been hurt by a girl.
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#89 Lights-Shadow
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My sister hit me in the nuts with high heels.
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#90 ZackMorris-
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I have spider senses, so no.
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Maybe in excess of 500000 times.
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#92 Dutch_Mix
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I got hit with a snowball once...  :x I just wanted to find a place to curl up and die in.

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#93 inyourface_12
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too many times...

the worst one was playing soccer and this gigantic fat kid just drilled me with the ball.  gawd it hurt

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#94 Dutch_Mix
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too many times...

the worst one was playing soccer and this gigantic fat kid just drilled me with the ball. gawd it hurt

inyourface_12

The dude in your avatar knows a thing or two about getting hit in the nuts. :P 

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#95 XBebop
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if your a guy of course...

if you have post of your most horrid experience..

mine was when a girl came out of no where in the 7th grade and punched me straight in the nuts..i didn't know rather to throw up or take a crap

lovemenow

 

I've been hit in the balls by a **** baseball that was going like 60 mph.

And I didn't throw up, whine, or even go on the ground. I ran to the mofo and kicked him in the nuts twice.

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#96 AsadMahdi59
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never incredibly hard though. my friend just go me i was opening my locker and messed with it so i psuhed and then he got me. then like 5 min later we were heading outside and he got me again:(
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ncee while playing cricket.
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#98 inyourface_12
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[QUOTE="inyourface_12"]

too many times...

the worst one was playing soccer and this gigantic fat kid just drilled me with the ball. gawd it hurt

Dutch_Mix

The dude in your avatar knows a thing or two about getting hit in the nuts. :P 

lol i thought i would die during that torture scene

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#99 Sim_genius
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Yeah but I didnt feel anything... :?
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#100 iaasc
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So many times, at school a bunch of retards play bag tag (you try and hit as many people in the balls as possible) and they assumed I was playing so I get hit in the nuts about once a week.