Have you ever farted next to the girl you like?

I did just that in middle school she smelt it and I acted as if I did too so she wouldn't know it was me, it worked.

Other times if no one I like is around me or just friends I just tell them to suck it up.

Oh, loads of times. I've actually found that many girls are attracted to the scent of my farts. That's why I'm currently collecting them in small containers that I can release easily when needed.

Yes. You just gotta keep your poker face.

Yeah all the time when we're in my truck. :lol:

Only silently, and in a large group.

I did just that in middle school she smelt it and I acted as if I did too so she wouldn't know it was me, it worked.MrMe1000

She knew it was you.

On one of the very first unsupervised dates i ever went on. I was picking her up and she forgot something and went back inside. I figured i had enough time to let one go and then have it clear out.

Evidently whatever she got was right next to the door because she was back in 10 seconds. I locked the door and pretended like i was having trouble getting it to unlock to buy a few precious seconds of ventilation.

On one of the very first unsupervised dates i ever went on. I was picking her up and she forgot something and went back inside. I figured i had enough time to let one go and then have it clear out.

Evidently whatever she got was right next to the door because she was back in 10 seconds. I locked the door and pretended like i was having trouble getting it to unlock to buy a few precious seconds of ventilation.

Alter_Echo

I figure I do it all the time when I'm asleep.

On one of the very first unsupervised dates i ever went on. I was picking her up and she forgot something and went back inside. I figured i had enough time to let one go and then have it clear out.

Evidently whatever she got was right next to the door because she was back in 10 seconds. I locked the door and pretended like i was having trouble getting it to unlock to buy a few precious seconds of ventilation.

Alter_Echo

No :lol:

Yes, but you don't want to know the sexy details.

No :lol:

MrsSolidSnake

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No :lol:

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No :lol:

Wilfred_Owen