Paddy whacks don't count. It's not a fight until teeth are loose or knocked out, noses are broken, skin issplit open and bones are broken. Until there is some battle damage it's not a fight.
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Paddy whacks don't count. It's not a fight until teeth are loose or knocked out, noses are broken, skin issplit open and bones are broken. Until there is some battle damage it's not a fight.
MagnumPI
LMAO :lol:
Unless it's "Fight Bite"
That's not battle damage, It's stupidity damage!
Well if thats the case Ive only been in mabye 3 fights lolPaddy whacks don't count. It's not a fight until teeth are loose or knocked out, noses are broken, skin issplit open and bones are broken. Until there is some battle damage it's not a fight.
MagnumPI
Been in one proper fight, many encounter out in town but never ends in anything luckily, though the fight wasn't very impressive, a random guy punched my friend trying to act hard for his friends so I grabbed him put him in a head-lock and started to scream what he retard he was, then the first team of my rugby team came round the corner and saw we had trouble, so it got sorted pretty quickly :P
real men don't require an audience to fight. MOST people like the image of MMA. break their nose and then see how they feel about it.
speaking from personal expirence witnesses guys wanting to embody the image of a fighter but not having the mentality of one.
I generally try to avoid real fights, and don't start them. Haven't had to fight since early high school, probably due to being rather large.
Frakking hell loads of them >_>, a whole crapton of them in elementary school. Only a few in High school. Heh, actually some of my close friends(before I was close friends with them) I had gotten into fights with.
I was a fighter in elementary school and I kicked ass. 8) My last fight though was a short boxing match with my friend's 30-something year old dad. Not the best decision of my life. (I'm 17)
[QUOTE="MagnumPI"]Well if thats the case Ive only been in mabye 3 fights lolPaddy whacks don't count. It's not a fight until teeth are loose or knocked out, noses are broken, skin issplit open and bones are broken. Until there is some battle damage it's not a fight.
RYDERFTN
Did you limp away? During the fight did you break hisarm or wrist? Maybe smash a glass bottle overhis head? Did you smash his head through a bullet proof window? Did you grab him by the hair and beat it against a brick wall until blood starting gushing out of the large crack along his head? Did you shove a peace of broken glass in his throat all surgical like? Did you press his head to his shoulder until you heard the crack & the snap? Did you slam his head in a car door, several times? Did you throw him into rush hourtraffic? Did you give him a curby? Did you break his leg just totorment him? Did you chain whip him? Did you give him the lead pipe? Did you take his wife hostage and force him to ride a seat less unicycle? DId you put a weed whacker to his toes? Did you runa belt sander over his nipples?
Well if thats the case Ive only been in mabye 3 fights lol[QUOTE="RYDERFTN"][QUOTE="MagnumPI"]
Paddy whacks don't count. It's not a fight until teeth are loose or knocked out, noses are broken, skin issplit open and bones are broken. Until there is some battle damage it's not a fight.
MagnumPI
Did you limp away? During the fight did you break hisarm or wrist? Maybe smash a glass bottle overhis head? Did you smash his head through a bullet proof window? Did you grab him by the hair and beat it against a brick wall until blood starting gushing out of the large crack along his head? Did you shove a peace of broken glass in his throat all surgical like? Did you press his head to his shoulder until you heard the crack & the snap? Did you slam his head in a car door, several times? Did you throw him into rush hourtraffic? Did you give him a curby? Did you break his leg just totorment him? Did you chain whip him? Did you give him the lead pipe? Did you take his wife hostage and force him to ride a seat less unicycle? DId you put a weed whacker to his toes? Did you runa belt sander over his nipples?
Wow um lets see.....I broke his nose does that count?What else....not rush hour traffic but school buses. All that other stuff is crazy lmao.More than I can remember. I was the kid who got picked on but would fight back. I lost some I won more though. The last time I got into one I was 14 though.
Yes, a few times. Thankfully I can say I have never lost*knocks on wood*
I do not like to fight though, and will avoid it at all cost. If someone gets up on me though, or towards someone a care about, you better watch out! The other side will come through! MUAHAHAHAHA:P
Well if thats the case Ive only been in mabye 3 fights lol[QUOTE="RYDERFTN"][QUOTE="MagnumPI"]
Paddy whacks don't count. It's not a fight until teeth are loose or knocked out, noses are broken, skin issplit open and bones are broken. Until there is some battle damage it's not a fight.
MagnumPI
Did you limp away? During the fight did you break hisarm or wrist? Maybe smash a glass bottle overhis head? Did you smash his head through a bullet proof window? Did you grab him by the hair and beat it against a brick wall until blood starting gushing out of the large crack along his head? Did you shove a peace of broken glass in his throat all surgical like? Did you press his head to his shoulder until you heard the crack & the snap? Did you slam his head in a car door, several times? Did you throw him into rush hourtraffic? Did you give him a curby? Did you break his leg just totorment him? Did you chain whip him? Did you give him the lead pipe? Did you take his wife hostage and force him to ride a seat less unicycle? DId you put a weed whacker to his toes? Did you runa belt sander over his nipples?
I noticed you didn't list kicked him down the stairs.
real men don't require an audience to fight. MOST people like the image of MMA. break their nose and then see how they feel about it.
speaking from personal expirence witnesses guys wanting to embody the image of a fighter but not having the mentality of one.
EMOEVOLUTION
What about those of us that done MMA as a hobby, and found ourselves to b very good at it.
Because i compete, infront of an audience, how does that make me less of a man?
I did in 7th grade. When the fight started i began to think about the fight scenes in the Bourne Identity. And I'm serious when i say i won. I hit the kid repeatedly and then slammed his face into a brick wall. He was Ok but he and his group of friends never wanted to fight me. Best part is i don't look like the kid who can fight or take a hit.
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