So my wife was sick this past Friday and went to bed at about 9 o'clock. I usually stay up until at least 1, so I was sitting around bored. A friend of mine had invited me to go to a concert, but I would have had to drive there, and I really just wanted to drink a lot.
At about 10:30, I opened up my fridge and saw I had a six of Dos XX, so I decided I would drink beer and play Modern Warfare 2 for a while, something I rarely get to do. About half way through my third beer I realized I had a big problem: I only had three more, and I wasn't even buzzed yet. I had some Grey Goose but decided I didn't really want to take shots of anything that expensive, and it was then that it hit me...I had a half bottle of Jaegermeister in the back of my freezer that somebody had given me like a year ago. Long story short, I ended up taking about six shots of Jaeger and chasing them with my remaining Dos XX, finishing by midnight. So in total, I had 6 beers and 6 shots in an hour and a half and got completely smashed. Modern Warfare 2 ended up being a lot more fun.
The reason I write about this is because it's a rather novel experience for me. I've never just hung out and gotten plastered alone before. I always thought it was kind of an alcoholic thing to do, but I've come to find out that as long as you're not depressed or something, it's actually rather enjoyable being drunk out of your mind by yourself and being accountable to absolutely nobody and for absolutely nothing. I think I might do it again soon.
Thoughts?
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