Have you ever had a teacher....

that freaked you out? you thought was insane? or was just plain strange?

Tell you experiences here!

Yes, my "Principles of Engineering Teacher", Mrs. Barelka. :| She's a ****ing psycho who's labia extends about 15 feet outward.:? Her hair is also thinning and she'll threaten to give you detention if you say, "Jesus Christ!" in a positive exclamation.:| tomxizor

Your second sentence almost made me gag. That's like my ******* grandma.

my old science teacher Mrs. Brown she was physco she would thorw stuff at kids as a joke

i mean she threw anything she could find

she threw a vcr at my friend

[QUOTE="tomxizor"]Yes, my "Principles of Engineering Teacher", Mrs. Barelka. :| She's a ****ing psycho who's labia extends about 15 feet outward.:? Her hair is also thinning and she'll threaten to give you detention if you say, "Jesus Christ!" in a positive exclamation.:| kylekatarn10

Your second sentence almost made me gag. That's like my ******* grandma.

[QUOTE="tomxizor"]Yes, my "Principles of Engineering Teacher", Mrs. Barelka. :| She's a ****ing psycho who's labia extends about 15 feet outward.:? Her hair is also thinning and she'll threaten to give you detention if you say, "Jesus Christ!" in a positive exclamation.:| kylekatarn10

Your second sentence almost made me gag. That's like my ******* grandma.

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[QUOTE="tomxizor"]Yes, my "Principles of Engineering Teacher", Mrs. Barelka. :| She's a ****ing psycho who's labia extends about 15 feet outward.:? Her hair is also thinning and she'll threaten to give you detention if you say, "Jesus Christ!" in a positive exclamation.:| rabbit52

Your second sentence almost made me gag. That's like my ******* grandma.

Of course not. It's just always protruding through her pants.

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[QUOTE="tomxizor"]Yes, my "Principles of Engineering Teacher", Mrs. Barelka. :| She's a ****ing psycho who's labia extends about 15 feet outward.:? Her hair is also thinning and she'll threaten to give you detention if you say, "Jesus Christ!" in a positive exclamation.:| hunter627

Your second sentence almost made me gag. That's like my ******* grandma.

Heh, thanks. First person to say that, andI made it over the summer!

My 8th grade science teacher.... He thinks everyone is a fairy, including him and he believes he's a ninja because he sneaks on private property to talk to trees. He also says people are made out of stardust. :|ayanami_rei

cause we are......lol ever heard of the big bang?

oh lmao ! i remeber in 7th grade....i had a math subsitute teacher...he was the local coach for the high school football team....he had a real scratchy voice...and acted like the guy from mail call......i told him that my friend was gay and hes like yelling at him for some reason ....i mean he was like all up in his face and stuff lol...it was the funniest thing ever outbreak201

In 10th grade my English teacher constantly peed her pants.

My 8th grade science teacher.... He thinks everyone is a fairy, including him and he believes he's a ninja because he sneaks on private property to talk to trees. He also says people are made out of stardust. :|ayanami_rei

Sounds like that teacher from Fairy Odd Parents...

that freaked you out? you thought was insane? or was just plain strange?

Tell you experiences here!

mhitman

I thought you would ask if "you ever had a teacher that you wanted to f***?" Im sad now, because I had a lot of those, well, if we still interpret insane in my way, it could still work......I had a skinny blonde 40-ish teacher, she had really white skin, much as silk, I had a tall big-boobed teacher with dark hairs and large waist, I had a tiny, skinny energetic teacher who teached yoga in her free time, she loved to wear a small skirt with bright rainbow leg warmers, she was really young, like 22. Had a brunette in her 30-ish with an angel smile and a great cleavage, etc....right now, I have a program director who is like 40-something, she always wears "tailleur", the kind which gives a woman a sexy, but intelligent look, she looks like a dirty secretary, shes hot as hell, you gotta see that woman, so beautiful, such a presence, she looks like an accomplished woman who is satisfied on every aspect of her life.....until she meets me, of course!

my old science teacher Mrs. Brown she was physco she would thorw stuff at kids as a joke

i mean she threw anything she could find

she threw a vcr at my friend

hunter627

I had a teacher who made us have circle time in my english class. Circle time as in, we'd sit on the floor in a circle every Friday and talk about our feelings. It had absolutely nothing to do with english. She told the students who her favourite students were and didn't even try to pretend that she was grading fairly. Not so much that she graded people down that she didn't like, but that she wouldn't grade down the people that she did like, even if they didn't do assignments. Not so much weird, but it pissed me off.

I also had a teacher who always wore this goofy arse creepy pedophilic smile. He always looked like he was on the verge of molesting you. His goofy ass moustache didn't help either. Plus, he would never help the guys with of the experiments (it was a physics class). He would only help the girls and had a stack of mountain dew bottles in the corner of the room. One kid almost slid into it and he just exploded on him.

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]My 8th grade science teacher.... He thinks everyone is a fairy, including him and he believes he's a ninja because he sneaks on private property to talk to trees. He also says people are made out of stardust. :|thirstychainsaw

Sounds like that teacher from Fairy Odd Parents...

haha good one!

Yeah no ones going to read this it's too far ahead but I had an art teacher that always seemed to happy. I always thought it was strange, she was always really friendly and smiled but in a strangely pushy way.

So I had this book I borrowed from her specifically, not a school book, her book. I kept it for a long time then one day while smiling and talking she took me aside after everyone else left the room.She slowly worked her way from calm to scary and flipped out on me. She instantly turned spooky and extremely angry, started threatening me and yelling at me about returning her book. She insulted me too about something that had nothing to do with the topic at hand. Freaked me out. I never said another word to her, literally, in the last two months of school until I graduated. Still makes me weirded out a bit.

My English teacher in the 7th grade really sucked. She knew that I came from a dysfunctional family and one day she approached me and said that she thought I was on drugs and that I needed to seek counseling. She only said that because my parents were jacked up on drugs all the time. I never tried any drugs and still never have, though I've danced with Mary Jane a few times. Now I'm a married dude who happens to be majoring in English. That stupid.....Arggghhh...I can't say it on GS or I'll get modded.

Yes, my "Principles of Engineering Teacher", Mrs. Barelka. :| She's a ****ing psycho who's labia extends about 15 feet outward.:? Her hair is also thinning and she'll threaten to give you detention if you say, "Jesus Christ!" in a positive exclamation.:| tomxizor

What the **** is a labia!? :?

I had a Danish teacher who would always pat everyone on the ass everytime we got a question right, and he would send us to the principal if we didn't allow him to do it. :?

You have to be weird if you actually want to teach high school or especially...*shudder*...middle school.

Yeah, hanging around spiteful teenagers all day. Sounds like a dream job.