Have you ever had a teacher....

Yes...my old science teacher. She said that when she died that she wanted her body donated to science, then thrown out to wolves when they were done. >.>ff7fan2

My conductor, Mrs. Nuin.

Today, she screamed at me and the entire band section. Actual screams :lol:

[QUOTE="ff7fan2"]Yes...my old science teacher. She said that when she died that she wanted her body donated to science, then thrown out to wolves when they were done. >.>double_decker

Yeah no ones going to read this it's too far ahead but I had an art teacher that always seemed to happy. I always thought it was strange, she was always really friendly and smiled but in a strangely pushy way.

So I had this book I borrowed from her specifically, not a school book, her book. I kept it for a long time then one day while smiling and talking she took me aside after everyone else left the room.She slowly worked her way from calm to scary and flipped out on me. She instantly turned spooky and extremely angry, started threatening me and yelling at me about returning her book. She insulted me too about something that had nothing to do with the topic at hand. Freaked me out. I never said another word to her, literally, in the last two months of school until I graduated. Still makes me weirded out a bit.

crowleyjohn

wow, why don't any of you guys talk to the principal about these teachers? They're obviously not fit for teaching.

Well, one of the substitute teachers who is at my school frequently is one great person.
He doesnt care what we do, as long as its not distructive.
Even one person I knew gave him the finger and left the c.lass(for a reason I don't know) and all he said was " Let him go, he needs to calm down"
He is the most popular substitute, everyone knows him. You can leave and he won't care.BEAN_LARD_MULCH

Just the way she said it...that and she had a pig with two heads sitting right on her desk. =/ff7fan2

An art teacher at my school used to lock students in the art supply room, and an old one from when my bro attended the school had a teacher who got fired for calling a student a sl*t. my old sculpture teacher had a bald spot and half the time it was more like an art lesson, and she always made me and my friends clean up, the girls never did crap so we just told her she was sexist and stuff. my old math teacher would skitz at anything and he always drew up this little clock and went by 3 minutes that we had to stay in lunchtime, and once he filled up the clock half way with the hands and said we are staying in for 15 minutes, so i told him that he made it look like half an hour and later i said something else and he said something strange and did that thing where u move ur lips with ur finger, like a retard and we all laughed ourselves to death. the next lesson he told me i was being a smart a$$. also my eyar 6 teacher was a b***h. i asked her why it was called tea trea oil powder and not just tea tree powder, and she said that it was a dumb question. then on purpose she went to my friend he sat behind me (he was the school captain) and said how some people have been asking stupid questions. wat a b****! my friends and i were never allowed to talk. we even open our mouths and we had a lunchtime detention with her.

An art teacher at my school used to lock students in the art supply room, and an old one from when my bro attended the school had a teacher who got fired for calling a student a sl*t. my old sculpture teacher had a bald spot and half the time it was more like an art lesson, and she always made me and my friends clean up, the girls never did crap so we just told her she was sexist and stuff. my old math teacher would skitz at anything and he always drew up this little clock and went by 3 minutes that we had to stay in lunchtime, and once he filled up the clock half way with the hands and said we are staying in for 15 minutes, so i told him that he made it look like half an hour and later i said something else and he said something strange and did that thing where u move ur lips with ur finger, like a retard and we all laughed ourselves to death. the next lesson he told me i was being a smart a$$. also my eyar 6 teacher was a b***h. i asked her why it was called tea trea oil powder and not just tea tree powder, and she said that it was a dumb question. then on purpose she went to my friend he sat behind me (he was the school captain) and said how some people have been asking stupid questions. wat a b****! my friends and i were never allowed to talk. we even open our mouths and we had a lunchtime detention with her.

freek666

Well, judging from the grammatical quality of your post, it's pretty obvious how you behaved in school.

My grade nine French teacher changed her mood every five seconds. She'd be happy one second and angry the next. When she was happy, she'd insult any random student in the class. When she was angry, she'd throw chalk and erasers at the first person who spoke.

My grade eight teacher was obsessed with gambling. He had the stock market opened up on his computer. He did everything by random by putting names into a box. Everyone marked random tests, sat at random desks, worked in random groups and so on. If he drew out a name twice or matched up a test with its owner, he'd give away mints (which he kept in a large bag on his desk). Whenever he gave out in-class group assignments, he'd tape money onto the chalkboard and the first group to correctly finish the assignment would get the money (and split it somehow).

My 7th grade math teacher. He only called on girls, he grades tests on penmanship alone (he said so himself), and if hedidn't like you, he really didn't like you. Here's a picture of him:

And no, that's not photoshopped :|.

My eighth grade math teacher. Had absolutely no control over the class and whenever he got mad he used to either slam his book down on the lecturn, or he'd slam the closet door shut to try and get our attention...we used to call him Mr. Light Bright (his first name was Light, but that isn't his surname). It came to it one day that he had slammed the closet door one too many times, our history teacher, whose classroom was next door on the side the closet was, stormed in and told him off for it, I'd never seen her so mad in my life.

Then my Junior English teacher was a sub standard English teacher...he spent three to four months on the Scarlet Letter alone (I hate that book now), then made us watch 2001: A Space Odyssey while fast forwarding the majority of the speaking scenes...I thought, is this English or music class?...only speaking scene we got to see was when Hal went crazy.

One of my language teachers...she's always perky, perhaps a little too perky, you'd think she was teaching a kindergarten class, and yet she isn't annoying in the slightest, there is no way you COULDN'T like her.

Like the other week we were doing phone call practice, so she brought a receiver with a wire still hanging off it, where she got it from? We don't know.

My 8th grade science teacher.... He thinks everyone is a fairy, including him and he believes he's a ninja because he sneaks on private property to talk to trees. He also says people are made out of stardust. :|ayanami_rei

This is 100% true. Every element on earth came from hydrogen fusing at millions of degrees in stars. And guess what? Since we are made of elements, mostly carbon... We are thus stardust... He was a wacko, but he was right about that.

Was your teacher mel gibson in disguisE?

My World Literature teacher. She never gives you a straight up answer and always has an attitude with people. This one girl asked her which book to get of the shelf and she said something like "the literature that is related to the test" just things like that and she's always telling the class about how much work she has to do. NOBODY CARES.

This is sort of about teachers but more about a friend.

Background story

Theres a guy in most of my classes who has alergic reactions in his eyes, I don't know whats its called, or why he has it. But when ever he starts to concentrate a lot (mostly in class) he begins to develop very blood shot eyes(and no, he doesn't need glasses).

It doesn't hurt him, in fact most of the time he doesn't realize. But, the best part about of it is that if you didn't know he had this alergic reaction, he looks completely stoned because of his red eyes!

So, obviously we use this 'weapon' with devastating efficiency on the un-suspecting teachers. I have lost count the amount of times we have convinced a teacher that he was high. And he plays along, he starts acting as if he was stoned, and the teachers are terrified because they think there going to get f****d because a student got high in there class, plus they have no idea what to do:P.

The best victims of this 'weapon' are subs.

actually thought god exists, she did

I thought she was mad

actually thought god exists, she did

I thought she was mad

Masinai

hahaha, you're so clever :roll:

I've had sex with a teacher but I was already 18_Celldweller_

am i the only one who has seen this?

I've had a few nutjobs as teachers. My 10th grade history teacher just chose one girl in the class that he thought was cute and he'd flirt with her all the time, while being an ass to everyone else. Even when he was complimenting someone, it seemed like he was angry. He'd randomly bolt out of the classroom to scream at people in the hallway.

My World lit teacher would also sometimes take his class outside to hug trees, but he never did that with our class.

[QUOTE="_Celldweller_"]I've had sex with a teacher but I was already 18SeanUD1

am i the only one who has seen this?

No, but apparently you're the only one who cares...or maybe it's become part of the job?

[QUOTE="freek666"]

An art teacher at my school used to lock students in the art supply room, and an old one from when my bro attended the school had a teacher who got fired for calling a student a sl*t. my old sculpture teacher had a bald spot and half the time it was more like an art lesson, and she always made me and my friends clean up, the girls never did crap so we just told her she was sexist and stuff. my old math teacher would skitz at anything and he always drew up this little clock and went by 3 minutes that we had to stay in lunchtime, and once he filled up the clock half way with the hands and said we are staying in for 15 minutes, so i told him that he made it look like half an hour and later i said something else and he said something strange and did that thing where u move ur lips with ur finger, like a retard and we all laughed ourselves to death. the next lesson he told me i was being a smart a$$. also my eyar 6 teacher was a b***h. i asked her why it was called tea trea oil powder and not just tea tree powder, and she said that it was a dumb question. then on purpose she went to my friend he sat behind me (he was the school captain) and said how some people have been asking stupid questions. wat a b****! my friends and i were never allowed to talk. we even open our mouths and we had a lunchtime detention with her.

SpaceMoose

Well, judging from the grammatical quality of your post, it's pretty obvious how you behaved in school.

well actually, im still in school andi am a very good student who only occasionally gets into trouble, usually just for talking orbeing late to class. alsomy best subject is english, i got a credit on some statewide english test thingo, and im also one of the best students in my professional writing class. im just really lazy with stuff like this, but when i want to im an excellent writer. i apologise for the bad grammar though, when i type i type rather fast and i press some letters before others, like the becomes teh. i only type stuff really well when i need to. apart from that its just like this. sorry to disappoint u, but i am an excellent student whose grammar is equally excellent, especially when it is compared to the idiots who surround me daily. im talking people who ask me how to spell axe and sword!!

I don't have much mad teachers,but we had this one for PE(Or Gym,as you Americans call it) that used to watch everybody get changed for swimming. He was gone the next year.Greyhound222

We call it PE here :|

My 8th grade science teacher.... He thinks everyone is a fairy, including him and he believes he's a ninja because he sneaks on private property to talk to trees. He also says people are made out of stardust. :|ayanami_rei

I had a teacher who said eating meat gives people cancer. He was a cool guy who new a lot of very inspiring things. He was my psychology and english teacher. We had class meditation and he would burn certain things (herbs, I guess.) and waft the smoke around us like a Native American ritual.

Oh yeah. In the same school my Spanish teacher was one of the blond, attractive women that you see on tv for being sex offenders with minors. Only she wasn't ever caught red handed....by the staff.