Twice, only to defend myself.
The first time was in high school. This random kid came up to me in the hallway when I was talking to my friend and said his girlfriend said I was talking crap about him... which was a complete lie. I was good friends with his girlfriend, and never even knew who her boyfriend was. Anyway, he came up to me in the hallway and was like so I hear you have been talking crap about me. I laughed and said I don't even know who you are. He told me he was Laura's boyfriend. So I laugh and tell him to get outta here and continued to talk to my friend. I saw him throw a punch from the corner of my eye, so I squatted down a level, wrapped his legs, picked him up and slammed him to the ground and put him in a kimura lock and held it there (not at full torque) until somebody got a teacher. I should have blown it off and difused the situation before it started.
Second time was in college at a party. It was a party with a bunch of friends... we all knew each other... except for one guy. One of the girls we knew brought him over. He was being extremely cocky all night like he owned the place. I guess he didn't realize that everybody in the house knew each other except for him... so he didn't realize how stupid he looked to us. Anyway, the girl that he came with he was trying to hook up with. Somehow, through her drunkeness, she comes and sits on my lap and starts flirting with me, and tickles me. Well, seeing how I'm extremely ticklish I jumped as a reflex. Well, she falls on the floor when I jumped. No big deal, right? It was an accident, she was laughing, not even an issue, right? Wrong. That drunk guy got up and was like NOBODY HITS A GIRL AROUND ME. I was just like haha yea sorry (thinking he was joking). He got in my face while I was sitting down, so I stood up. Sitting down isn't the best place to be if he decides to start fighting. So I stand up and I'm like calm down man, it's not a big deal.. first of all I didn't hit her, she fell off my lap, and secondly, it was an accident. She tickled me. I was like I'm not going to fight you here in Katie's house. He gets more mad when I tell him I'm not fighting. Anyway, I guess he wants to defend her honor so he starts pushing me. I tell him stop I'm not fighting. He doesn't listen, and he's been pissing everybody off all night, he's drunk and getting violent, so I decided to put an end to it right there. I waited for him to put his hands out to push me once more, and I timed it so that when he put his hands out, I had a clean shot to his chin. So I took it. I hit him once in the chin and he fell like a sack of bricks. I dropped down, put my knee on his chest and threatened to punch him some more unless he promised to quit fighting and leave. He left.
What is it with girls always causing problems? Not girls directly.. but more so the guys who are fighting for these girls so quick about nothing?
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