[QUOTE="snakes_codec"]i once slammed the toilet seat down on it when i was little :lol:Dracargen
How in the hell is that possible?:|
i was standing there peeing you must remember i was like 3 years old so i was not very tall and are toilet seat wast the right fitting so you had to hold it up and at the time i forgot this i pushed the seat an when i started i let go and CRACK it was very dramatic :lol:
no but once i was waering a bathing suit that was tied up and tucked in, and i got out of the ppol and i was ina hurry so i ran upstairs to change and i took the knot out of my bathing suit, and didnt notice my junk was in one of the loops, and so i pulled the string really fast and as the loop got smaller....well you can imagine i screamed and cryed
Hm, putting my junk folder in a zipped file to save space? I've never done that but I can see how it would save room on your HD putting all those old files you don't use but need to keep in a zipped folder. Neat idea, but I prefer having access to my junk folder all the time so I can... ... Wait... Oh, you meant zip my junk as in penis up in an ACTUAL zipper. Ow heck no. The force it'd take to do something like that if far more then I put into a zipper. Anyone who has just needs to slow down...
Thankfully, it hasnt happened to me...the worse that my privates have suffered is a ball hitting them at medium speed and a little kid running head first into the jewels :( (a disadvantage of being tall )
Thankfully, it hasnt happened to me...the worse that my privates have suffered is a ball hitting them at medium speed and a little kid running head first into the jewels :( (a disadvantage of being tall )
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