He wants to FIGHT me!!!

Scream "¡Voy a ahogar a mi pollo esta noche!" then slap him across the face and walk away. He wont have a clue what you said, but its still extremely comical and my favorite phrase in spanish. >_> and no i will not translate it for anyone. HA.xhellcatx

Something about chicken at night??!? 

Ok, heres some real advice:

Ignore him. He obviously can't hurt you very well. And if he tries, just defend yourself.

 

The_Ish

And if defending yourself doesn't work, go Final Fantasy XII on him, and summon a few Espers.

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]Scream "¡Voy a ahogar a mi pollo esta noche!" then slap him across the face and walk away. He wont have a clue what you said, but its still extremely comical and my favorite phrase in spanish. >_> and no i will not translate it for anyone. HA.postulio14

Something about chicken at night??!? 

How old are you guys?mohan88

16

just make some racial joke about him, not offensive and not friendly, borderline...grafkhun

I told u my accent sucks his soldier.

[QUOTE="grafkhun"]just make some racial joke about him, not offensive and not friendly, borderline...Mehedi02

I told u my accent sucks his soldier.

What's the problem?  You're bigger.....though I wouldn't have let him spit water in my face.LJS9502_basic

There are so many afghani kids in our school and all of them are midgets i am scared of midgets

The best way to defeat an enemy is to insure that his genes will never be passed on to the next generation.

That being said, kick in him the balls as hard as you can. 

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]What's the problem?  You're bigger.....though I wouldn't have let him spit water in my face.Mehedi02

There are so many afghani kids in our school and all of them are midgets i am scared of midgets

Scared of midgets? As long as you're sure he isn't actually a leprechaun, you'll be fine...

[QUOTE="Mehedi02"]

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]What's the problem?  You're bigger.....though I wouldn't have let him spit water in my face.Fortier

There are so many afghani kids in our school and all of them are midgets i am scared of midgets

Scared of midgets? As long as you're sure he isn't actually a leprechaun, you'll be fine...

Whats a leprechaun?

[QUOTE="Mehedi02"]

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]What's the problem?  You're bigger.....though I wouldn't have let him spit water in my face.Fortier

There are so many afghani kids in our school and all of them are midgets i am scared of midgets

Scared of midgets? As long as you're sure he isn't actually a leprechaun, you'll be fine...

I'm pretty sure Afghanis aren't leprechauns.

Call him a stupid gringo?Metalhero1

Ese would work too. :) 

I can pick him up with one hand but I cant say anything my accent sucksMehedi02

lool

just let your actions speak

You say you're bad at English, but you type better then half the people on here. :P Just kick his ass, by the way.whos_next000

I said my Accent is bad not my English. And thanks for your compliment.

[QUOTE="whos_next000"]You say you're bad at English, but you type better then half the people on here. :P Just kick his ass, by the way.Mehedi02

I said my Accent is bad not my English. And thanks for your compliment.

just fight him, you said he spit water on you? if someone did that I would deck them on the spot.

[QUOTE="Mehedi02"]

[QUOTE="whos_next000"]You say you're bad at English, but you type better then half the people on here. :P Just kick his ass, by the way.mark4091

I said my Accent is bad not my English. And thanks for your compliment.

just fight him, you said he spit water on you? if someone did that I would deck them on the spot.

Is that a good reason to start a fight?

[QUOTE="Mehedi02"]

[QUOTE="whos_next000"]You say you're bad at English, but you type better then half the people on here. :P Just kick his ass, by the way.mark4091

I said my Accent is bad not my English. And thanks for your compliment.

just fight him, you said he spit water on you? if someone did that I would deck them on the spot.

lol "deck" 

Do you got any grenades? Kikouken

What kind of grenades? sticky grenades or frag grenades, zr grenades, plane grenades, mine grenades, hand grenades?

[QUOTE="mark4091"][QUOTE="Mehedi02"]

[QUOTE="whos_next000"]You say you're bad at English, but you type better then half the people on here. :P Just kick his ass, by the way.Mehedi02

I said my Accent is bad not my English. And thanks for your compliment.

just fight him, you said he spit water on you? if someone did that I would deck them on the spot.

Is that a good reason to start a fight?

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]Do you got any grenades? Mehedi02

What kind of grenades? sticky grenades or frag grenades, zr grenades, plane grenades, mine grenades, hand grenades?

Incendairy grenades.

Tell him to bring it on! Even if you lose, you'll still have balls for not backing down. Yes, thats right...bolas.ElToRo_14

They are so many like 50 or more. Most of them are Midgets

[QUOTE="Mehedi02"]

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]Do you got any grenades? Kikouken

What kind of grenades? sticky grenades or frag grenades, zr grenades, plane grenades, mine grenades, hand grenades?

Incendairy grenades.

I got some laughing grenades for real

[QUOTE="Kikouken"][QUOTE="Mehedi02"]

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]Do you got any grenades? Mehedi02

What kind of grenades? sticky grenades or frag grenades, zr grenades, plane grenades, mine grenades, hand grenades?

I got some laughing grenades for real

Alright.

Grenade him with that, he'll laugh so hard he'll eventually pee himself. Then whipe him out.

[QUOTE="Mehedi02"][QUOTE="Kikouken"][QUOTE="Mehedi02"]

[QUOTE="Kikouken"]Do you got any grenades? Kikouken

What kind of grenades? sticky grenades or frag grenades, zr grenades, plane grenades, mine grenades, hand grenades?

I got some laughing grenades for real

Alright.

Grenade him with that, he'll laugh so hard he'll eventually pee himself. Then whipe him out.

EWW nasty

old peoples peee