Help..!!! I'm addicted to Coke!!!!

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#1 McCain_da_G
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My teeth feel like they are suffering right now.

But it is so good when ice cold!!

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#2 Gaming-Planet
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I thought you meant coke "sniff"

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#3 chessmaster1989
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My teeth feel like they are suffering right now.

But it is so good when ice cold!!

McCain_da_G

Oh, and, by the way, your post wasn't funny... :|

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#4 thriteenthmonke
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Me too man, I was trying to score some coke today, but I only had a 10 and a 20 and the vending machine couldn't accept them.
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#5 Dub_c6969
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My teeth feel like they are suffering right now.

But it is so good when ice cold!!

McCain_da_G
Hey keep on drinking while Warren Buffet gets rich off you via stocks.
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#6 sammyjenkis898
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:x

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#7 SpinoRaptor24
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Try Pepsi.

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#8 LegendaryFox77
Member since 2007 • 1196 Posts

FAIL

This topic fails!

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#9 BobbyTurkalino
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You dont need teeth.
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#10 Jaks_Secret
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Oh god. It appears your addiction is causing your sense of humor to suffer terribly.
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#11 fraz1776
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Tried Coke Zero/Pepsi Max?

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#12 yokofox33
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Just inject it straight into your veins. That way your teeth stay warm, but you still get the liquid sensation coursing through your body.

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#13 Hungry_Jello
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FAIL

This topic fails!

LegendaryFox77

Of all the fail pictures I've seen, this is the absolute best. It's too funny. Also, TC. Just keep drinking coca cola so much that you get sick of it. Or switch to the way superior DR. Pepper.

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#14 spoofnutz
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My teeth feel like they are suffering right now.

But it is so good when ice cold!!

McCain_da_G

They hook you with the high-fructose-corn-syrup and caffeine overdose, and then dissolve your teeth with the phosphoric acid content. It makes you wonder if they are not secretly subsidized by the US dental industry...

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#15 Gaming-Planet
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Yes, soda is good so keep on drinking it.

It also may cause headaches.

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#16 UnrighteousFury
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It makes you wonder if they are not secretly subsidized by the US dental industry...

spoofnutz

That is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

So ridiculous, in fact, that I must demand you never repeat it. To anyone. Ever.

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#17 spoofnutz
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[QUOTE="spoofnutz"]

It makes you wonder if they are not secretly subsidized by the US dental industry...

UnrighteousFury

That is ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

So ridiculous, in fact, that I must demand you never repeat it. To anyone. Ever.

Funny;)

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#18 SeanDog123
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In all honesty coke a cola every day is almost as bad as cocaine. I haven't had a soda in over a year and have never felt better. Stick to water.
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#19 K1LLR3175
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I like Coke aswell as alot of other sodas out there but I could never see myself getting addicted to them.
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#20 wrlyy
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Soda is gross, true story.
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#21 3picuri3
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My teeth feel like they are suffering right now.

But it is so good when ice cold!!

McCain_da_G
been watching too much 30-rock lately?
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#22 SavageM2
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Pro Tip: Stop buying it.

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#23 deactivated-59506133570df
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Hilarious, Last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur!

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#24 freham2001
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Was this meant as a joke thread? The first thing that came to my mind was the soda, and not the drug.....
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#25 iam2green
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it's the sugar man. i think maybve u should start brushing ur teeth more. it's also the caffeine in the soda.
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#26 WhiteSnake5000
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You know what's awesome. I knew this thread was going to be about Cola instead of Cocaine.
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#27 CleanPlayer
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Stop drinking soda, it's bad for the mouth.
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#28 freham2001
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Stop drinking soda, it's bad for the mouth. CleanPlayer
And your liver ;)
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#29 WhiteSnake5000
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Stop drinking soda, it's bad for the mouth. CleanPlayer
Yeah, I actually got mouth cancer from drinking too much Dr. Pepper.
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#30 freham2001
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[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Stop drinking soda, it's bad for the mouth. WhiteSnake5000
Yeah, I actually got mouth cancer from drinking too much Dr. Pepper.

:x I only drink tea and water now.
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#31 cyberdarkkid
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I knew what the topic was going to be about -_-
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#32 CleanPlayer
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[QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Stop drinking soda, it's bad for the mouth. WhiteSnake5000
Yeah, I actually got mouth cancer from drinking too much Dr. Pepper.

Really? I'm never trusting their 09 slogan again,"Trust Me, I'm a Doctor."
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#33 WhiteSnake5000
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[QUOTE="WhiteSnake5000"][QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Stop drinking soda, it's bad for the mouth. CleanPlayer
Yeah, I actually got mouth cancer from drinking too much Dr. Pepper.

Really? I'm never trusting their 09 slogan again,"Trust Me, I'm a Doctor."

I can only lie once. So, no. I didn't get mouth cancer, but I can imagine I will, cause I drink so much Soda. Either that or diabetes.
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#34 freham2001
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[QUOTE="WhiteSnake5000"][QUOTE="CleanPlayer"]Stop drinking soda, it's bad for the mouth. CleanPlayer
Yeah, I actually got mouth cancer from drinking too much Dr. Pepper.

Really? I'm never trusting their 09 slogan again,"Trust Me, I'm a Doctor."

:lol: I've never heard that...I personally don't trust any advertisements....They might make me want to buy their stuff but darn it i dont believe what they say :P
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#35 kingdre
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Yeah, pretty much. :|

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#37 Tjeremiah1988
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Just inject it straight into your veins. That way your teeth stay warm, but you still get the liquid sensation coursing through your body.

yokofox33

yup, this saids it all... Photobucket

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#38 SSBFan12
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I would just keep drinking coke then if I was you.

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#39 Tjeremiah1988
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Yes, soda is good so keep on drinking it.

It also may cause headaches.

Gaming-Planet
and diabetes :|
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#40 ice_radon
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Yeah. Nothing beats a classic coke and a slice of pizza. Pepsi, store brand, or diets just don't cut it...
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#41 freham2001
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Well you know what they say: The best way to get over an addiction is to keep on doing whatever it is you're addicted too.
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#42 I_pWnzz_YoU
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Put it in the microwave :o

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#43 rgd51
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i thought u were talkin about cocaine. i hate it when people do this, it really pisses me off.
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#45 Tauruslink
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I already made this joke: http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26842725
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#46 VENOM192
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facepalm

this thread fails.

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#47 soulless4now
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You should drink Sprite instead. It gives your body a tingling sensation afterwards.

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#48 BumFluff122
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drink more mountain dew!

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#49 Red-Ravens
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[QUOTE="spoofnutz"]

[QUOTE="McCain_da_G"]

My teeth feel like they are suffering right now.

But it is so good when ice cold!!

They hook you with the high-fructose-corn-syrup and caffeine overdose, and then dissolve your teeth with the phosphoric acid content. It makes you wonder if they are not secretly subsidized by the US dental industry...

You seem like the kind of person that would believe the Earth is flat and rests on the back of three turtles and an elephant.
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#50 mr__gameboy
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i am addicted to coke also. i drink it religiously. i drink like ten cans a day and thats about it. my teeth are bad also. it will rot them out, even if you brush. i am getting my teeth fixed now and slowing up a little. drinking some chocolate milk every now and again, but i get bad headaches and really moody and just plain off if i go a long time without one. my dentist also informed me that if you put cow meat in a bowl of soda it would dissolve it crazy fast. i wanna say like three days but it could have been weeks. i cant really remember. its late