HELP! My house is being infested..... With 5 Year olds!

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#1 bobcheeseball
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My parents invited a bunch of thier friends over, and they brought thier kids who range from about 2-5 years old. My mom pretty much forced me to take care of them......

In otherwords, I gave them a copy of Halo3 and a 360 and told them to have fun.

5 minutes later I hear screaming. They are jumping around fighting, and they figured out how to turn off the 360.

This sucks.

Thier calm right now but I am BORED to tears....:(

Need some company!!

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#2 Darth_Tyrev
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Sounds like a good free meal to me...
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Play the NyQuil game. Make some punch and the first one to fall asleep wins a prize! :P

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#4 Kikouken
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Finish them.
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#5 cell1138
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do a... ( sees mods ) ummm i guess you're on your own *gulp* .... barrel roll *runs* oh and atleast they arn't staying for a week, like my 2 yr old niece and my 7 month old nephew. and my 29 yr old sister eating all our food.
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#6 Sykoh
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Sounds like a good free meal to me...Darth_Tyrev

Pedo?

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#7 Half-Life_man
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Show them that gif of a dancing milk cartoon

Kept me entertained

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My parents invited a bunch of thier friends over, and they brought thier kids who range from about 2-5 years old. My mom pretty much forced me to take care of them......

In otherwords, I gave them a copy of Halo3 and a 360 and told them to have fun.

5 minutes later I hear screaming. They are jumping around fighting, and they figured out how to turn off the 360.

This sucks.

Thier calm right now but I am BORED to tears....:(

Need some company!!bobcheeseball

It's 'their'...

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#9 wemhim
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If your parents friends are 40ish, more or less. Get some numbers 8).
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#10 blooddemon666
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Tranquilizer darts?
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Get a can of Raid.
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#12 zakkro
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Smack em up a little bit. That'll keep you entertained ;)
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[QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]

My parents invited a bunch of thier friends over, and they brought thier kids who range from about 2-5 years old. My mom pretty much forced me to take care of them......

In otherwords, I gave them a copy of Halo3 and a 360 and told them to have fun.

5 minutes later I hear screaming. They are jumping around fighting, and they figured out how to turn off the 360.

This sucks.

Thier calm right now but I am BORED to tears....:(

Need some company!!B05T0N

It's 'their'...

No. It's "they're".

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#14 Dark__Link
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[QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]

My parents invited a bunch of thier friends over, and they brought thier kids who range from about 2-5 years old. My mom pretty much forced me to take care of them......

In otherwords, I gave them a copy of Halo3 and a 360 and told them to have fun.

5 minutes later I hear screaming. They are jumping around fighting, and they figured out how to turn off the 360.

This sucks.

Thier calm right now but I am BORED to tears....:(

Need some company!!B05T0N

It's 'their'...

It's "they're"...

:(

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#15 LegendaryFox77
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CHILDREN!!!
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#16 Oborozukiyo
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Play with them, it's funner than you'd think.
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#17 bobcheeseball
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[QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]

My parents invited a bunch of thier friends over, and they brought thier kids who range from about 2-5 years old. My mom pretty much forced me to take care of them......

In otherwords, I gave them a copy of Halo3 and a 360 and told them to have fun.

5 minutes later I hear screaming. They are jumping around fighting, and they figured out how to turn off the 360.

This sucks.

Thier calm right now but I am BORED to tears....:(

Need some company!!B05T0N

It's 'their'...

Lol your right typo....

I'm actually a pretty good speller, back when I was in the 6th grade I got 3rd place in the school Spelling Bee. Of course after that, I got sent to the principles office because I pretended to not know how to spell leg in the practice round....

*sigh* The good ol' days...:D

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Call in this guy

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#19 Greenwhitegreen
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Give erm a hug...:)
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#20 B05T0N
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[QUOTE="B05T0N"][QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]

My parents invited a bunch of thier friends over, and they brought thier kids who range from about 2-5 years old. My mom pretty much forced me to take care of them......

In otherwords, I gave them a copy of Halo3 and a 360 and told them to have fun.

5 minutes later I hear screaming. They are jumping around fighting, and they figured out how to turn off the 360.

This sucks.

Thier calm right now but I am BORED to tears....:(

Need some company!!Dark__Link

It's 'their'...

It's "they're"...

:(

Read the post again. It's near the beginning ;)

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#21 haterex
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Hahahahahaha you left them alone with your xbox360...they are going to break it...or RROB-Red Rings Of Breakage It...
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#22 B05T0N
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[QUOTE="B05T0N"][QUOTE="bobcheeseball"]

My parents invited a bunch of thier friends over, and they brought thier kids who range from about 2-5 years old. My mom pretty much forced me to take care of them......

In otherwords, I gave them a copy of Halo3 and a 360 and told them to have fun.

5 minutes later I hear screaming. They are jumping around fighting, and they figured out how to turn off the 360.

This sucks.

Thier calm right now but I am BORED to tears....:(

Need some company!!bobcheeseball

It's 'their'...

Lol your right typo....

I'm actually a pretty good speller, back when I was in the 6th grade I got 3rd place in the school Spelling Bee. Of course after that, I got sent to the principles office because I pretended to not know how to spell leg in the practice round....

*sigh* The good ol' days...:D

Remember, the principal is your 'pal'...

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#23 Oborozukiyo
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Read the post again. It's near the beginning ;)

B05T0N
You're all wrong, it's "thair".
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#24 B05T0N
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[QUOTE="B05T0N"]

Read the post again. It's near the beginning ;)

Oborozukiyo
You're all wrong, it's "thair".


Ummmm, no, it's 'tharrrrrr' :D
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#25 tzar3
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If its one thing you dont want, its little kids messing up your 360, hell I would shoot any little hypered active jumped up little turds with my mp5 submachine gun airsoft if they get near my domain. :evil:

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#26 Guiltfeeder566
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Get a can of Raid.qetuo6

Stupid little buggers...

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#27 Dark__Link
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Read the post again. It's near the beginning ;)
B05T0N

Specify next time and I won't have to embarrass you. :)

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I perscribe fire, and lots of it.

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#29 B05T0N
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[QUOTE="B05T0N"]Read the post again. It's near the beginning ;)
Dark__Link

Specify next time and I won't have to embarrass you. :)

Not as embarrassing as Cuse's 10 point loss to Nova ;)

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#30 CommanderShiro
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Put a Pixar movie into the dvd player? :|
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#31 Dark__Link
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[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]

[QUOTE="B05T0N"]Read the post again. It's near the beginning ;)
B05T0N

Specify next time and I won't have to embarrass you. :)

Not as embarrassing as Cuse's 10 point loss to Nova ;)

That's not embarrassing. Nova is good! They beat UPitt, so I think they deserved to beat us. What IS embarrassing is the 5 losses before Nova.

But don't you worry, Devendorf is looking into a redshirt, and when our freshmen (who are already great) develop more, gel, and come back as sophomores next year, we'll dominate. Mark my words. ;)

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#32 kbubba92
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Play the NyQuil game. Make some punch and the first one to fall asleep wins a prize! :P

quadraleap

hahahaahaha

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- Put in a movie into the 360.
- Story time?
- Make them play a sport?
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[QUOTE="B05T0N"][QUOTE="Dark__Link"]

[QUOTE="B05T0N"]Read the post again. It's near the beginning ;)
Dark__Link

Specify next time and I won't have to embarrass you. :)

Not as embarrassing as Cuse's 10 point loss to Nova ;)

That's not embarrassing. Nova is good! They beat UPitt, so I think they deserved to beat us. What IS embarrassing is the 5 losses before Nova.

But don't you worry, Devendorf is looking into a redshirt, and when our freshmen (who are already great) develop more, gel, and come back as sophomores next year, we'll dominate. Mark my words. ;)

Oh, I know. I'm jp. Johnny Flynn is pretty money.

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lock them in a room
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[QUOTE="Darth_Tyrev"]Sounds like a good free meal to me...Sykoh

Pedo?

Just a cannibal Mr. Hansen, nothing to worry about here.

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#37 fidosim
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Quickly! Play this and turn the volume up as loud as it'll go!
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#38 metallica_fan42
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Stay on here and post, and ignore your other responsibilities.

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Tell them a ghost story and send them screaming from the house.
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#41 simonromano2007
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give them a disney movie to watch or shrek i do that every time my 3 - 6 year old cousins come to my house
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#42 Oborozukiyo
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Tell them a ghost story and send them screaming from the house. Elraptor
They'll be found the next day all huddled together in a field, frozen.
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you could show them a screamer
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#44 Lord_Ahti
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Quickly! Play this and turn the volume up as loud as it'll go!fidosim
that video gets this:[spoiler]  [/spoiler]
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#45 fidosim
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[QUOTE="fidosim"]Quickly! Play this and turn the volume up as loud as it'll go!Lord_Ahti
that video gets this:[spoiler]  [/spoiler]

I hate to bring this topic back from its coma but I have to tell you some bad news.

Pedobear is dead. I think Chris Hansen caught him and threw him in jail, where he....took his own life. I'm so sorry.

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#46 Clinik
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Well, I'm sure you could take on some 5 year olds.