Hilarious text messages (language)

Lmao I wonder if these are real

http://db.tt/nSa9iZeU

http://twitpic.com/show/iphone/5srl3f

ROFL

should put that in the YLYL thread

Love how he says 'holla'

Got damn buzz killingtonsBucked20

Eh, those weren't very funny.

In terms of funny text messges, www.textsfromlastnight.com is gold (granted be warned that there is some language used there and alot of adult discussions...).

Some random excerpts:

"I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car."

"I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical."

"Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian"

Eh, those weren't very funny.

In terms of funny text messges, www.textsfromlastnight.com is gold (granted be warned that there is some language used there and alot of adult discussions...).

Some random excerpts:

"I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car."

"I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical."

"Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian"

LostProphetFLCL

[QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

Eh, those weren't very funny.

In terms of funny text messges, www.textsfromlastnight.com is gold (granted be warned that there is some language used there and alot of adult discussions...).

Some random excerpts:

"I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car."

"I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical."

"Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian"

Bucked20

Eh, those weren't very funny.

In terms of funny text messges, www.textsfromlastnight.com is gold (granted be warned that there is some language used there and alot of adult discussions...).

Some random excerpts:

"I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car."

"I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical."

"Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian"

LostProphetFLCL

Not really funny. :|

I lol'd. :lol:

[QUOTE="Bucked20"][QUOTE="LostProphetFLCL"]

Eh, those weren't very funny.

In terms of funny text messges, www.textsfromlastnight.com is gold (granted be warned that there is some language used there and alot of adult discussions...).

Some random excerpts:

"I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car."

"I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical."

"Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian"

Inconsistancy

Oh I see you like lame boring comedy

[QUOTE="Inconsistancy"][QUOTE="Bucked20"] Man what the hell those weren't funny,sounds like something a kid would say Bucked20

Oh I see you like lame boring comedy

Lies, I like the good stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycXuYzmzNg