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Sweet Jesus, it's like Fight Club, but extremely dumbed down and rated PG-13 just for football jocks.
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Never Back Down
Sweet Jesus, it's like Fight Club, but extremely dumbed down and rated PG-13 just for football jocks.
Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.Aeronautical
Superhero Movie could go either way. On one hand, the guys who made The Naked Gun and Airplane! are behind it. On the other, they also did My Boss' Daughter and Scary Movie 3 and 4. Hoping it'll be good, but not holding my breath for it.
"He's got some crazy skills"...Oh god, it burns!AirGuitarist87
It could be worse. He could be saying "Who let the dogs out?"
Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.Aeronautical
This kind of stuff should have ended with the MTV Movie Award parodies.
We should create a new government agency: The Department of Entertainment and Culture. It could prosecute people who make lame films, and we'd all be so much happier. Right? Elraptor
It certainly would protect us from the nonsense that is Meet the Spartans...
[QUOTE="Elraptor"]We should create a new government agency: The Department of Entertainment and Culture. It could prosecute people who make lame films, and we'd all be so much happier. Right? Cube_of_MooN
It certainly would protect us from the nonsense that is Meet the Spartans...
lol my sister went to see that movie and came home angry, saying she wants her money back because it was short and not even funny.
[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"][QUOTE="Elraptor"]We should create a new government agency: The Department of Entertainment and Culture. It could prosecute people who make lame films, and we'd all be so much happier. Right? Kikouken
It certainly would protect us from the nonsense that is Meet the Spartans...
lol my sister went to see that movie and came home angry, saying she wants her money back because it was short and not even funny.
:lol: Honestly though, what did she expect?
Never Back Down
Sweet Jesus, it's like Fight Club, but extremely dumbed down and rated PG-13 just for football jocks.
ninjacat11
Just when you think the movie industry has hit rock bottom, someone will AWLAYS throw down a shovel.
[QUOTE="Kikouken"][QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"][QUOTE="Elraptor"]We should create a new government agency: The Department of Entertainment and Culture. It could prosecute people who make lame films, and we'd all be so much happier. Right? Cube_of_MooN
It certainly would protect us from the nonsense that is Meet the Spartans...
lol my sister went to see that movie and came home angry, saying she wants her money back because it was short and not even funny.
:lol: Honestly though, what did she expect?
That's exactly what I wanted to know. You could just tell the movie was going to be full of suckage just by watching the commercial.
Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.Aeronautical
Because America started licking the grime from their bath drains and lowered their intelligence 90 points, so Hollywood realized they could churn out crap and the public would eat it up.
[QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"][QUOTE="Kikouken"][QUOTE="Cube_of_MooN"][QUOTE="Elraptor"]We should create a new government agency: The Department of Entertainment and Culture. It could prosecute people who make lame films, and we'd all be so much happier. Right? Kikouken
It certainly would protect us from the nonsense that is Meet the Spartans...
lol my sister went to see that movie and came home angry, saying she wants her money back because it was short and not even funny.
:lol: Honestly though, what did she expect?
That's exactly what I wanted to know. You could just tell the movie was going to be full of suckage just by watching the commercial.
Yeah, I could tell that by one scene from the commercial... Once I saw Brittney Spears shaving her head I said to myself "No way."
[QUOTE="Aeronautical"]Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.ninjacat11
Superhero Movie could go either way. On one hand, the guys who made The Naked Gun and Airplane! are behind it. On the other, they also did My Boss' Daughter and Scary Movie 3 and 4. Hoping it'll be good, but not holding my breath for it.
You know, that trailer didn't get my hopes up, but the bits with Leslie Nielson made me laugh.[QUOTE="ninjacat11"][QUOTE="Aeronautical"]Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.A_Tarkovsky
Superhero Movie could go either way. On one hand, the guys who made The Naked Gun and Airplane! are behind it. On the other, they also did My Boss' Daughter and Scary Movie 3 and 4. Hoping it'll be good, but not holding my breath for it.
You know, that trailer didn't get my hopes up, but the bits with Leslie Nielson made me laugh.I don't have my hopes up too high. David Zucker (the director of The Naked Gun) is only producing the film not directing it. That alone isn't a good sign.
Actually it reminds me more of Karate Kid than it does fight club. Ideas are always redone. Movies like those are made for the younger generations. When I was growing up we had Karate Kid & Fight Club. They both sucked, but that's not the point. The point is now this generation has this movie. Kids don't want to see old movies they want to see new movies.
Beat em up was popular in the 80's. Everything was beat em up. Movies, cartoons and video games. Perhaps now it's back in style.
[QUOTE="ninjacat11"][QUOTE="Aeronautical"]Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.A_Tarkovsky
Superhero Movie could go either way. On one hand, the guys who made The Naked Gun and Airplane! are behind it. On the other, they also did My Boss' Daughter and Scary Movie 3 and 4. Hoping it'll be good, but not holding my breath for it.
You know, that trailer didn't get my hopes up, but the bits with Leslie Nielson made me laugh.It does not seem nearly as bad as receant spoofs . There was a review of it not too long ago. here it is:
"Meet The Spartans" is the worst cinematic experience of the century.
If poisoned Kool-Aid were served at the snack bars showing this ****, I'm sure the aisles would be filled with bodies. Thanks to this extended trailer masquerading as a film, along with abominations like "Date Movie" and "Epic Movie," the goodwill moviegoers had towards parodies is gone.
Now, we approach these movies with wariness, wondering not if they're any good... but just how bad the latest will be.
I recently attended a sneak of a new spoof that doesn't just reverse the decline, but stops it in its tracks. It was far from finished, but it didn't matter. The audience had a great time and so did I.
The film is called "Superhero!" Obviously, it's a send up of every caped crusader picture under the sun, but the thing that makes it stand apart from all the other subprime vendor parody movies out there is that it's produced by David Zucker, one of the men who gave us the original "Airplane!"
"Superhero!" takes the conventions of the genre and exaggerates them. It's like watching "Spiderman" in a funhouse mirror.
While "Spidey" is the prime source material, "Fantastic Four," "Batman," and every other flick where you believe a man could fly is called on the carpet. Still, this isn't just a succession of dumb gags. The spirit is closer to "Hot Fuzz" where there's a structure to the piece as well as genuine affection towards the genre being lampooned.
It also helps that Craig Mazin, who wrote and directed, is an aficionado on comic book heroics. (He already directed the clever indie flick "The Specials.") His spoof apprenticeship was spent working on two of the "Scary Movie" sequels with Zucker, but this time he's on his own, front and center. The smartest thing he did was make an actual film, not an extended skit like all the other parodies stinking up multiplexes. This movie is technically adroit and while it helps to have some knowledge of the movies being parodied, "Superhero!" stands on its own.
The plot, a novelty for these kinds of movies, follows the adventures of an average guy, played by Drake Bell, who accidentally becomes the recipient of superpowers. The movie adheres to the well established conventions of the genre: Guy gets powers, guy freaks out at powers, guy learns responsibility of powers and guy resolves to fights evil with them.
The romance and villainy of the first and second "Spiderman" provide the template. Sara Paxton is funny and hot as the Mary Jane character. Chris McDonald will make it impossible for you to look at Willem Dafoe's "Green Goblin" again with a straight face, if you ever had one. Brent "Data" Spiner is delightful as a whacked out scientist and the appearance of Leslie Nielsen as a city official was greeted by applause.
Besides the mock-heroics occurring onscreen, you also get to watch Zucker and Mazin rescue the spoof genre. (It was wise to give the "Scary Movie" franchise a rest and mock fresh turf.)
To start describing some of this movie's gags will destroy a lot of the fun and, to me, that would count as spoilers... so hopefully a trailer won't give away too many surprises. I will say that one of my favorite sequences is a "ZAZ" ****ridicule of the subway scene from "Spiderman 2," that has a lot of the same technical prowess of the original as our hero, stuck to the front of the train, encounters everything imaginable in harm's way. It proves the "Airplane!" escalation method still works.
"Superhero!" like "Hot Fuzz" is a reminder that spoof movies don't have to suck when in the right hands. By virtue of sheer competence, this movie will do well.
In "Superhero," the good guys save the day on screen while behind the scenes, Mazin and company save the spoof genre. I look forward to seeing the finished product.
I recommend that the ads for this film say: From People Who Had Nothing To Do With "Epic Movie" & "Meet The Spartans."
Actually it reminds me more of Karate Kid than it does fight club. Ideas are always redone. Movies like those are made for the younger generations. When I was growing up we had Karate Kid & Fight Club. They both sucked, but that's not the point. The point is now this generation has this movie. Kids don't want to see old movies they want to see new movies.
Beat em up was popular in the 80's. Everything was beat em up. Movies, cartoons and video games. Perhaps now it's back in style.
MagnumPI
:( I was going to say that it looked more Karate Kid than Fight Club, you must have some mad skills to get in before me.
Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.AeronauticalWhat is it with them telling people to run into everything? That bum guy had the right answer about this movie.
Luckily we can count on Seth Rogen to redeem Hollywood. :D
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/176913.html
Fight Club sucked?Actually it reminds me more of Karate Kid than it does fight club. Ideas are always redone. Movies like those are made for the younger generations. When I was growing up we had Karate Kid & Fight Club. They both sucked, but that's not the point. The point is now this generation has this movie. Kids don't want to see old movies they want to see new movies.
Beat em up was popular in the 80's. Everything was beat em up. Movies, cartoons and video games. Perhaps now it's back in style.
MagnumPI
I saw the trailer yesterday when I saw jumper and boy does it look terrible :lol:
it's the OC mixed with fight club what else can go wrong :P
[QUOTE="ninjacat11"]Never Back Down
Sweet Jesus, it's like Fight Club, but extremely dumbed down and rated PG-13 just for football jocks.
Hallenbeck77
Just when you think the movie industry has hit rock bottom, someone will AWLAYS throw down a shovel.
More like hit the audience over the head with it...
Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.Aeronautical
I'm amazed to be saying this but. . .that actually looked pretty funny. All hope may not be lost.
[QUOTE="X360PS3AMD05"]Oh dear, that guy has it right on the comments "now there's going to be a bunch of BROS in my muay thai class" :lol:Kikouken
When I just watched that, I thought if people seen that movie, a lot of kids are going to invade martial art classes.
Well sicne they have the majority of martial arts classes are way too easy and filled with kids I think what you said has already happened.
Didn't watch the trailer but I get the idea from the replies. But things aren't all bad in Hollywood. Some great movies have been coming out the last month or two. The Brave One, Sunshine, Shattered for example. It's a shame when things like this movie happen...and people with no talent try something.OfficialJab
Sunshine isn't a hollywood movie:|
Well if some jocks try to fight and pull the moves shown in the movie in a real mma/K1 fight they will be very disapointed. rzepak
Yeah, i thought about that too. This movie looks like crap!
Did anyone see this. That's right, there following the footsteps of Meet the Spartans. WHY?! :cry: Also, I watched that trailer on Xbox Live. I removed it immediately.AeronauticalThis doesn't look near as bad as Meet the Spartans, the mere presence of Leslie Nielsen alone makes it infinitely better.
Actually it reminds me more of Karate Kid than it does fight club. Ideas are always redone. Movies like those are made for the younger generations. When I was growing up we had Karate Kid & Fight Club. They both sucked, but that's not the point. The point is now this generation has this movie. Kids don't want to see old movies they want to see new movies.
Beat em up was popular in the 80's. Everything was beat em up. Movies, cartoons and video games. Perhaps now it's back in style.
MagnumPI
How can you say that Karate Kid and Fight Club suck? They're two damn awesome movies.. D:
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