Honestly brah, are you a pervert?

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#101 black_cat19
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Yep. I demand apologies.22Toothpicks

Would you like an e-mail, or would a PM suffice? :P

I would like a hand written letter that has be notarized to have been written by you and envelop sealed with one of those class.ic wax stamp things.

Sounds reasonable. I'm going to need an address to send the letter to, though.

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#102 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="black_cat19"]

Would you like an e-mail, or would a PM suffice? :P

black_cat19

I would like a hand written letter that has be notarized to have been written by you and envelop sealed with one of those class.ic wax stamp things.

Sounds reasonable. I'm going to need an address to send the letter to, though.

Okay: 94...wait a darn minute here! :x
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#103 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="Gamingclone"]

Yes, Im a perv, big time. You can say something and there is a good chance I'll make it sound dirty.

Michael0134567
Really?I find that hard to believe.

Underhanded pitch, not even going to swing at it.
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#104 black_cat19
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[QUOTE="black_cat19"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] I would like a hand written letter that has be notarized to have been written by you and envelop sealed with one of those class.ic wax stamp things.22Toothpicks

Sounds reasonable. I'm going to need an address to send the letter to, though.

Okay: 94...wait a darn minute here! :x

*snaps fingers*

Sooo close! :x

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#105 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Gamingclone"]

Yes, Im a perv, big time. You can say something and there is a good chance I'll make it sound dirty.

xaos
Really?I find that hard to believe.

Underhanded pitch, not even going to swing at it.

I lol'd.
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#106 dkdk999
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[QUOTE="Bucked20"]I guess so,I remember in school when the halls was packed I would cop a feel on a occasion if I saw a nice booty.mmmwksil

oh god I remember this time in like 7th grade. My class was all supposed to bunch together really close and this girl was right in front of me who I had a crush on. And well I got a little too close and she was like "who's touching me ?" oh god that was embarrassing. I think I've had girls do that to me a few times too.

Were you identified? If not, you copped and ran successfully 8)

ya I was identified but she wasn't really mad. We ended up being friends.
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#107 Gamingclone
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[QUOTE="Gamingclone"]

Yes, Im a perv, big time. You can say something and there is a good chance I'll make it sound dirty.

Michael0134567

Really?I find that hard to believe.

Let me be more specific, if you a girl, and you say something, I'll be the first one to think its a suggestive and then I'll make it sound dirty.

Saddly my master perv skills dont work on forums. Only in real life and on chat programs.

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#108 MissLibrarian
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*grins like a pervert with perverted intentions*22Toothpicks
>_> I'd like to say the feeling is reciprocated.
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#109 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"]*grins like a pervert with perverted intentions*MissLibrarian
>_> I'd like to say the feeling is reciprocated.

But you won't?
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#110 weezyfb
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not really
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#111 k2theswiss
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umm

if i know the word perverted right it's when something have to do with sex in any form that is abnormal to someone else. Lets be 4real what is abnormal? who in the hell has the right to call something normal? Now something is just common sense wrong like have sex with a baby, or look under skirts..., raping a 10 year old or w/e

idk what tell you about me. Because i really hate when something is described abnormal because no one in hell as the right to call something normal.

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#112 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Gamingclone"]

Yes, Im a perv, big time. You can say something and there is a good chance I'll make it sound dirty.

Gamingclone

Really?I find that hard to believe.

Let me be more specific, if you a girl, and you say something, I'll be the first one to think its a suggestive and then I'll make it sound dirty.

Saddly my master perv skills dont work on forums. Only in real life and on chat programs.

Don't worry,I believe you :P.
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#113 MissLibrarian
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But you won't? 22Toothpicks

Perhaps not.

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#114 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="Gamingclone"]

[QUOTE="Michael0134567"] Really?I find that hard to believe.Michael0134567

Let me be more specific, if you a girl, and you say something, I'll be the first one to think its a suggestive and then I'll make it sound dirty.

Saddly my master perv skills dont work on forums. Only in real life and on chat programs.

Don't worry,I believe you :P.

Every statement can be made perverted as long as it is followed by a quick but fierce pelvic thrust.
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#115 Sunfyre7896
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I don't do the whole upskirt deal or look at/watch every kind of ridiculous thing involving sexuality on the internet, but if you mean watching porn, looking at nude pics, thinking that 16 year olds are hot yet would never do anything because I'm too old legally, and think about sex from a few to several times per day as perverted, then yes, yes I am. Nothing wrong with that as long as it's a healthy perversion. And unless there's something wrong with a male's brain in terms of hormonal imbalances or chemical deficiency, 99.9% of all males are perverts on some level. End of story.

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#116 Mega-Mustaine
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I've never been called one, so I guess not. >.>

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#117 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Gamingclone"]

Let me be more specific, if you a girl, and you say something, I'll be the first one to think its a suggestive and then I'll make it sound dirty.

Saddly my master perv skills dont work on forums. Only in real life and on chat programs.

22Toothpicks

Don't worry,I believe you :P.

Every statement can be made perverted as long as it is followed by a quick but fierce pelvic thrust.

Please don't thrust at me!:(

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#118 Michael0134567
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I've never been called one, so I guess not. >.>

Mega-Mustaine
You seem like an innocent woman :).
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#119 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"]But you won't? MissLibrarian
Perhaps.



So, you're saying there's a chance?



Loyd Christmas is pleased.

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#120 22Toothpicks
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I've never been called one, so I guess not. >.>

Mega-Mustaine
Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!
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#121 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"] Don't worry,I believe you :P.Michael0134567

Every statement can be made perverted as long as it is followed by a quick but fierce pelvic thrust.

Please don't thrust at me!:(

...all up in dat area.
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#122 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

I've never been called one, so I guess not. >.>

22Toothpicks
Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!

You claiming her to being a liar is like saying the grass is blue.
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#123 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

I've never been called one, so I guess not. >.>

Michael0134567
Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!

You claiming her to being a liar is like saying the grass is blue.

You. Shut yer face.
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#124 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Every statement can be made perverted as long as it is followed by a quick but fierce pelvic thrust.22Toothpicks

Please don't thrust at me!:(

...all up in dat area.

I don't wanna know what's up in the air...
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#125 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

I've never been called one, so I guess not. >.>

22Toothpicks

Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!

What? I'm not a liar! C'mon...

Do I really seem like the type that would lie?

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#126 MissLibrarian
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...thinking that 16 year olds are hot yet would never do anything because I'm too old legally...Sunfyre7896

I must say that, though they are indeed blessed with the gift of supple youth, I often wish to do absolutely nothing to an average 16 year old except punch them in the face for being so ridiculously annoying.

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#127 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!

You claiming her to being a liar is like saying the grass is blue.

You. Shut yer face.

I don't like your tone!
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#128 deactivated-61cc564148ef4
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"][QUOTE="Gamingclone"]

Let me be more specific, if you a girl, and you say something, I'll be the first one to think its a suggestive and then I'll make it sound dirty.

Saddly my master perv skills dont work on forums. Only in real life and on chat programs.

22Toothpicks

Don't worry,I believe you :P.

Every statement can be made perverted as long as it is followed by a quick but fierce pelvic thrust.

Or an "if you know what I mean" followed by a wink

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#129 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

I've never been called one, so I guess not. >.>

Mega-Mustaine

Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!

What? I'm not a liar! C'mon...

Do I really seem like the type that would lie?

Well now that I think about it,your sig seems awfully sexual.

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#130 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

I've never been called one, so I guess not. >.>

Mega-Mustaine

Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!

What? I'm not a liar! C'mon...

Do I really seem like the type that would lie?

Robot devil as avatar. /discussion
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#131 black_cat19
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"] Don't worry,I believe you :P.Michael0134567

Every statement can be made perverted as long as it is followed by a quick but fierce pelvic thrust.

Please don't thrust at me!:(

Looks like you need to be more thrusting. ;)

*ba-dum-tsh*

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#132 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"][QUOTE="Michael0134567"] Don't worry,I believe you :P.OB-47

Every statement can be made perverted as long as it is followed by a quick but fierce pelvic thrust.

Or an "if you know what I mean" followed by a wink

"My car needs new brakes...if you know what I mean *wink*."
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#133 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Every statement can be made perverted as long as it is followed by a quick but fierce pelvic thrust.black_cat19

Please don't thrust at me!:(

Looks like you need to be more thrusting. ;)

*ba-dum-tsh*

I see what you did there!:x
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#134 MissLibrarian
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So, you're saying there's a chance?22Toothpicks
Not really.
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#135 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!Michael0134567

What? I'm not a liar! C'mon...

Do I really seem like the type that would lie?

Well now that I think about it,your sig seems awfully sexual.

Why does everyone look at it in a sexual point of view? :cry:

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#136 mrbojangles25
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multiple times a day

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#137 22Toothpicks
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[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"]So, you're saying there's a chance?MissLibrarian
Not really.

I had a Dumb and Dumber .gif that I tried to post but it didn't work. Joke failed.
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#138 Michael0134567
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[QUOTE="Michael0134567"]

[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

What? I'm not a liar! C'mon...

Do I really seem like the type that would lie?

Mega-Mustaine

Well now that I think about it,your sig seems awfully sexual.

Why does everyone look at it in a sexual point of view? :cry:

Maybe I'm just dirty.

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#139 Mega-Mustaine
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[QUOTE="Mega-Mustaine"]

[QUOTE="22Toothpicks"] Pah, you claiming not to be a perv is like the sky claiming it's purple. Liar!22Toothpicks

What? I'm not a liar! C'mon...

Do I really seem like the type that would lie?

Robot devil as avatar. /discussion

:o

...

Not sure how to counter this. I think I lost already.

v.v

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#140 DJ-PRIME90
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Depends on your definition of perv... But ill say yes just because I have a couple of hard drives for some adult entertainment :)
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#142 Dracula68
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Does this really need to be encouraged?