How AWESOME is Chuck Norris?

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#1 loggerz
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He is so awesome that when Cuck norris Does Push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the ground down.

Continue please ^_^.

You gotta love good old Chuck norris comedy.

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#2 Kikouken
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Awesome enough to damage you with 2 syllables from the word awesome.
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#3 69ANT69
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He is as awesome as awesome can get.

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#4 bigsausagepizza
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everybody loves raymond. except for chuck norris
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#5 Adonymous
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he's awesome, but not as awesome as he was 2 years ago....and his awesomeness is at an all time low because of suing people for making him god-like wtf?
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#6 DJ_Novakain
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When Vin Diesel jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin
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#7 Cyber-Shadow
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

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#8 KG86
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Chuck Norris is afraid of ladybugs.
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#9 super_mario_128
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Chuck Norris is afraid of ladybugs.KG86
He's also not that awesome. Sean Connery > Chuck Norris.
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#10 villa4europe
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not as awesome as mustapha salifou - he can slam a revolving door
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Chuck Norris semen cures cancer its a shame he has AIDS!:twisted:
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#12 DJ_Novakain
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Vin Diesel has the heart of a child...

[spoiler] He keeps it in a steel box under his bed. [/spoiler]

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#13 II_Seraphim_II
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Chuck Norris aint got nutthing on Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer heard Kim lost her virginity...he found it and put it back in her! Now thats BADASS

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#14 Master_Sandall
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on his birthday, chuck norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. awesome.
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#15 KG86
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double.
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#16 BlackAlpha666
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There is no god. There is only Chuck Norris.
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#17 Heavy_Metal_Guy
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Chuck Norris's computer doen't have a Ctrl button. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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#18 II_Seraphim_II
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar and it blew up.
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#19 Lto_thaG
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Bruce Willis>Chuck Norris.

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#20 super_mario_128
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Bruce Willis>Chuck Norris.

Lto_thaG

:lol: Speaking of Bruce Willis, I saw Die Hard 4 last night... Man, only John McClane can shoot a car at a helicopter. :lol:

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#21 Lto_thaG
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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

Bruce Willis>Chuck Norris.

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:lol: Speaking of Bruce Willis, I saw Die Hard 4 last night... Man, only John McClane can shoot a car at a helicopter. :lol:


That's why Bruce Willis>Chuck Norris :P
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#22 Artekus
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Not very.
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#23 Apollo5000
Member since 2005 • 18782 Posts

He's not awesome at all.

Why you might ask yourself?

Because he sues people who quote Chuck Norris facts. That makes him an ass.

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#24 Andrew_Xavier
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Chuck Norris is as awesome as 2002, when the joke died.
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#25 II_Seraphim_II
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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

Bruce Willis>Chuck Norris.

super_mario_128

:lol: Speaking of Bruce Willis, I saw Die Hard 4 last night... Man, only John McClane can shoot a car at a helicopter. :lol:

wasnt that so badass!? :lol:

"You just shot that helicopter with a car!"

"heh...I was out of bullets"

CLASSIC!

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#26 btaylor2404
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I do not understand peoples love affair with Chuck Norris, I just thought it was older people like my dad, but after years here I realize everyone but me loves him.
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#27 zombieman666
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I hate chuck noris
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#28 btaylor2404
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I hate chuck noriszombieman666

And now I love you.

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